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Opening To Wall-E 2008 DVD
Check out the big brain on Scott!
Let's see, steak, steak, steak. Oh, yeah, I'll have the Douglas Sirk steak.
You know what we used
English, Motherfricker do you speak it?
You’re a fat mother fucker. That’s right. The metric system.
[ Moaning Continues ]
Happy new year ( the guy in the temlates fav words ")
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Whatchu mean "walk the earth?"
[ Zed ] Yeah!
faouziya
Yo, Edwin Santos, our man in Amsterdam...
You lost all your BrisVegas privileges. Deal?
Say what one more goddamn time!
You know whats on my mind right now? It AIN’T the coffee in my kitchen
i don't remember taggin you in a god damn thing!
Annita Drink moderating chat
I ain't sayin' it's right, but you sayin' a massage don't mean nothin'. I'm sayin' it does.
Say E.T.A. again motherfucker! I dare you! I double dare you! Say E.T.A. again!
that's pride f***** with you, see?
Take care of her?
Opening To Toy Story 3 2010 DVD
YOU ARE NOT BRINGING THIS FUCKED UP B!#@% INTO MY CAR! B!#@% INTO MY CAR!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
And Ringo here definitely doesn't want that.
I’ll be done before you can say blueberry pie
- I said, don't do that! - Hey, why are you fuckin' freakin' out on us?
Yes, Lemon Pie?
I wanna go home.
- I'll take a rain check. - [ Knocking ]
You're gonna be takin' Mia Wallace out on a date?
Could you, um... roll me one of those, cowboy?
Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
[ Beeping Stops ]
Top text Bottom text
But, when you shoot it, you will know where that extra money went.
…but they call it Le Burrito.
It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished them well
Chill that fuckin' bitch out!
You're goddamn right.
Continue. You were saying something about "Political Ploys."
Fair enough. Now, I drive real fuckin' fast, so keep up.
You ain't got no problem Jose I'm on the fathermucker
According to the show, she was the deadliest woman in the world with a knife.
No. Just checking.
Yeah, but you are aware that there is an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?
You see, this is a moral test of oneself.
TaD’s Louisiana Cooking? Me and Tim would've been satisfied …
Jules, you give that fuckin' nimrod $248,184 And I'll shoot him on general principle.
Stealing kisses from me on the sly
by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.
That’s a little bit more information than I needed
[ Groaning ]
oh my god look at her ggougerzones! oh my god look at her gogoruntergaggougerzones!
Well, that's what I'm gonna find out.
That's a bold statement.
Okay.
Thanks.
MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Six Flags Magic Mountain
- Are you watching it? - In a way.
The Hurt Locker (2008)
Bring out the Gimp
I don't
- Aaaaah! - [ Music Stops ]
Okay, my brother.
The Matrix (1999) The Matrix (1999)
That a Bold Statement
yes.
Whenever someone asks to follow me: "Now I drive real fuckin' fast so keep up"
-
As far as I know...muthafuckas tip top
Check out the big brain On brent
I just wanna tell you it was a real pleasure watching you work. And thank you very much, Mr. Voit
I'll tell you what.
- [ Tires Screeching ] - Wanna share a cab?
I don’t dig no swine
In Paris, Hungry Jacks Is called Jacques du faim
Because... being loyal is very important.
Cops notice shit like you're drivin a car drenched in fuckin blood.
The Shining
Me at the car dealer doing my 17th hard credit inquiry this week for free coffee:
And you will know I am the Lord...
[ Ice Cream Truck Bells ]
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
Swine Well you don't sit on swine
two,
Since then, he kind of developed a speech impediment.
Opening To The Angry Birds Movie 2016 DVD
It's still cool, Honey Bunny. - How we doin', baby?
Never related more
September 8, 2008
Oh, well, allow me to retort.
Ben's Dead Baby
- Shut up! - Come on, Yolanda. Stay with me, baby.
It's laying your hands in a familiar way on Marsellus's new wife.
Say JIRA Again
Okay, then you bite the fuckin' bullet, take her to a hospital and call a lawyer.
Darkmode motherfucker Do you use it?
Hey, is Grace all right out front?
or in a jailhouse with the cops?
Opening To Open Season 2007 DVD
Besides, Mexican's easy.
xxx
Don't you just love it when you wake up and Bitcoin has increased by several thousand dollars?
- What you got? - He booked.
Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T.
Ahhhhhh!!!
Look, just 'cause I wouldn't give no man a foot massage don't make it right...
- [ Loud Thump ] - [ Gasps, Screams ]
Mr. Wolf, listen. I don't mean disrespect, okay? I respect you.
Then, he died of dysentary. He gimme the watch.
Honey, we gotta hit the fuckin' road! Get on!
Yes, you did. Yes, you did!
The Emoji Movie
Royals with cheese
I DARE YOU MOTHERFUQQA
- Let me tell you what now. - [ Groaning, Coughing ]
- Mayonnaise. [ Chuckles ] - Goddamn!
OPENING TO PULP FICTION 1995 VHS DISNEY VERSION
This doesn't sound like the usual, mindless, boring, gettin'-to-know-you chitchat.
Don't be rude. Drink your drink, but do it quickly.
Waitresses. Fuckin' forget it. No way they're takin' a bullet for the register.
Oh, that Paddlefoot. He funny, silly dog.
you'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick.
Take care of him?
Did you just order a five dollar shake?
Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom?
And five. As in one two three four five.
You lost all your N.W.N privileges
- If we wanted, we could live in Bora Bora? - You betcha.
I aint got no other partners in 650
Sam, what do you make of all this
Take your foot off the nigger.
- Come on, Mia. Let's go get a steak. - You can get a steak here, daddy-o.
- [ Music Continues ] - put your hand behind your head,
Astro-- Say "Astro" again!
who he'd never seen in the flesh, his gold watch.
If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor.
and I'll execute every motherfuckin' last one of you.
This sounds like you actually doing something good
It's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
I just bought a new welder, man.
harold perkins im talking fast fast fast
Its a coke thing. You wouldn’t understand
Sean! Jake.
Was the son of a preacher man Yes, he was
Do you have any idea what Landon went through to get you that Velcro? I don’t have time to get into right now, but it was a lot
doing a bunch of gangster shit,
Damn Gibby, that was some serious ace stuff
Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither.
GET IT.
GET THE SHOT!
You Ain't Got No Problem, Randy
- [ Gasping ] - I didn't mean to do that. Please.
-Told ya. -I don't know if it was worth $5, but it's pretty fuckin' good.
Any one of you fucking noobs move and I'll ban every one of you motherfuckers
The Hurt Locker (2008)
- You'll be a woman soon - [ Breathing Heavily ]
Bonnie. Mm-hmm.
pokemon go its comin' back in a big fucking way
Check out the big brain on Bret!
Jules, you let that fuckin' nimrod direct a Star Wars movie and I'll shoot him on general principle.
That was freakin trippy
I don't know. That's a good question.
step aside arjun ye ye ye ye
Check out the big brain on Brian
Mm hmm!
Pulp Fiction
Burgers FTW!
I’m the fuckin’ master
but with a big, perfectly round pot belly.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
This is me when the manager says “The resident wants to know where the installer is”.
I seen 'em do it, man. They f’n 'drown 'em in that shit!
Reservation preference Mother Fucker Do you have one?
right now... you got ability.
And five, as in there's one-two-three-four-five of us.
- You know I ain't seen no-- - Did you notice the sign on the front of my house...
I'm proud of you. And Ringo's proud of you.
do it again! i dare ya! i double dare you, motherf*****!
Opening to Fiction 1994 DVD OF MICE AND MEN (1992)
Don't get me on the road and I find out the brake lights don't work.
THAT'S A BOLD STATEMENT
Well, what then, day jobs?
It's the pf content in groupme.
- Where are we going to go? - Well, I'm not sure yet.
The one with all the shit on her face.
Me and my homeboy are in a car, and we gotta get it off the road, pronto.
It's beautiful.
It's Kool and the Gang...
and clean the inside of the car-- I'm talkin' fast, fast, fast.
That is great news, man.
- What country you from? - What?
Check out the big brain on AC!
[ Slurping, Sighs ]
Best Intentions
Blueberry Pancakes
One, two, buckle the shoes Three, four, get out on the floor
Now don't tell me
I’m trying Tracy. I’m trying real hard…
Wrong! Wrong. This shit doesn't "just happen."
f
Goin' on you with the pick and roll grown ass man, he in ignore mode...
C'est la vie say the old folks It goes to show you never can tell
you're the weird
Oh, man! I will never forgive your ass for this shit.
Then, basically, I'm just gonna walk the Earth.
you do it cool.
hamboigahs the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast
Don't worry, we're taking it with us. Jim, the soap.
Say "Oui" one more goddamn time!!!
I'm gonna get medieval on your a$$.
“I didn’t vote for this”
You, Flock of Seagulls
Opening To Penguins of Madagascar 2015 DVD
Mr. Wolf, I just wanna tell you it was a real pleasure watching you work.
Released 1994-10-14, Rated R
No.
You ain't got no problem, Jules.
Congratulations on your retirement! I'm so jealous!
I'm gonna take a piss.
with maple syrup,
Better you than me, gentlemen. [ Chuckling ]
- I never saw no medical book. - Trust me. I have one.
It's the little differences...
Sweet dreams, jellybean.
Pretty Smart Yeah I got my moments
Move out of the sticks, fellas.
It's freaky but it happens
check out the big brain on kipp!
The Smurfs
The point of the story is they robbed a bank with a telephone.
When someone drops spaghetti But you have a carpet in the kitchen
I'm the Wolf. I solve problems.
A foot massage is nothin'. I give my mother a foot massage
Congratulations! Happy Retirement!
- She wouldn't at that. - That gives us 40 minutes to get the fuck outta Dodge,
Don't be a--
- It's not a date. It's definitely not a date. - [ Sighs ]
- I'm just a coffee shop manager. - Get the fuck down!
Where is it?
Check out the big brain on Dad!
They got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter-Pounder is.
This is a tasty burger!
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Say Monday again!
Feel better, mother_cker!
If Butch goes to lndochina I want a nigga hiding in a bowl of rice
It never helps.
- A Royale with Cheese. - A Royale with Cheese.
- I don't think qualifies. - Hey, Vincent.
- What do they call it? - They call it a Royale with Cheese.
Opening To Pickes The Movie 1995 VHS
Ladies and gentlemen. Now the moment you've all been waiting for.
- You lookin' at somethin', friend? - You ain't my friend, palooka.
- I'm the back fuckin' master. - ive given a lot of them?
Opening To Toy Story 2 2000 DVD
This place? A coffee shop?
[ Zed Screams ]
- Aside from how it looks, the car's cool. - Positive?
[headphones attempting to pair]
English Motherfucker Do you speak it
Check out the big brain on Kayla!
Oh-- Come on, girl. We're gettin' outta here. We gotta walk now.
I see scrimp I see scrimp
- [ Grunts ] - [ Gunshot ]
- Come again? - I said, a "please" would be nice.
They call it Bella Belle Roya Keane
and this'll all be over in a minute!
Now, let me take a wild guess here.
Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Think nothin' of it.
[ Honey Bunny ] Hey, what is it?
English, Sam!!! Do you speak it?!
[ Sniffling ]
Anarchy It’s coming back, in a big fucking way
[ Woman, Children Talking ]
FACTS MOTHER FUCKER Do you speak it?
You’ve lost your cinema privileges
You'll be a woman soon
I hid this uncomfortable hunk of potato up my ass for two years.
Oh, that "what now."
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
- Mmm. - [ Giggles ]
All my piercing, 18 places on my body every one of 'em done with a needle. ALL MY PIERCING, 18 PLACES ON MY BODY,
but she has personality, personality goes a long way
Dive
- I was looking at myself in the mirror. - Uh-huh.
You sending the Rizzler?
Garçon Coffee
He's one remark away from kickin' our asses out the door.
They should be fuckin' killed, man. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
He come and tell me everything is all right
Well I..........motherfucker!
He just unloaded on this guy and nothin' happened. He didn't hit nothin'.
Say "tall non-fat skim mocha" again!I dare ya! I double dare yA m******!
Fiberglass insulation is as dead as dead
- Come on, man. Hurry up! - Fuck! Okay, okay. Okay. I think it's ready.
Here is your short gear ratio estimate… Those are friend prices
You fight through that shit.
Jerry Jones talking to Cooper Rush before the Eagles game
Strange World (2022)
I double dare you mother fucker. Tell me I’m doggin it one more goddamn time.
Now, little man, I give the watch to you
It's Beautiful
Super Why!
Oooooh
[cred wheezing]
F,. I u k
Jesse The cornerstone of any successful proposal response
I want nothing! No quid pro quo! No quid pro quo!
It's there.
Are you crazy? You told BLT you were gonna kill the entire Galaxy?
That’s a cake? That’s cake and frosting?
Thank you.
say "tomato” again. I dare you, i double dare you!
I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years
for Marsellus to throw Antwan off a building into a glass motherfuckin' house,
- We keep on, one of these gook fuckers gonna make us kill him. - I'm not gonna kill anybody.
Jules, you give that fuckin' nimrod 1,500 dollars, and I'll shoot him on general principle.
You aint got no problem Kurt I'm on the mofo
Yo, Vincent Vega. Our man in Amsterdam.
This is a tasty burger! Vincent!
Does he look like a bitch?
Toy Story (1995) (Voice and Sound Recordings)
that's a bold statement.
Oh, uh, um, how do you take it?
The Hurt Locker (2008)
That’s that Hawaiian burger joint
We gotta remember here who's doin' who a favor.
Your Reminder to Get with Ron about WO Material Report Mutherfucker!
Fascism, it's comin' back in a big fuckin' way.
Sex thing. Helps fellatio.
Well, Let's Not Start Suckin' Each Other's Dicks Quite Yet
What, are you Jewish?
They had a hi-fi phono and boy did they let it blast
Lotsa cream lotsa sugar
Finding Nemo
[ Chuckles ] That was fuckin' trippy.
when I lay My vengeance upon thee."
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I can't wait.
I DON'T FEEL THE LEAST BIT BAD ABOUT IT
I just want you to know how sorry we are th-that things got so fucked up...
Marsellus ain't got no friendly places in the Valley.
on ry's 40th birthright
Opening To Disney & Pixar’s Cars 2001 DVD
CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON JDREY!
Stay outta trouble, you crazy kids.
Check Out The Big Brain On Gammy
And if after a while you didn't dig that, we could go someplace else.
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions
you gonna say to yourself, "Marsellus Wallace was right."
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
"So pretty please, with sugar on top, read the fuckin' email."
Check out the big brain on Carlos
SAY WASHED AGAIN
slur count: 300
Pulp Fiction Pulp Fiction
Well, this here is Captain Koons.
Spellcheck, motherfucker! Do you use it?
I don't know. I didn't go into Primark.
But still, I have to say, you play with matches, you get burned.
Throw a nickel in the jukebox Then we start to rock
Vincent.
You hear me talkin' Hilly Billy Boy?
The world-famous Jackrabbit Slim's twist contest.
I AM THE BUNS OF THE NAVARONE
THE WHITE GUY STUMBLES UP TO THE BAR AND ORDERS A BEER.