Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A few stragglers aside

- No. - Just checking.

We should have fuckin' shotguns.

I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years.

Clifford's Really Big Movie

SO PRETTY PLEASE, WITH SUGAR ON TOP, DON'T SEND A FUCKING E-TRANSFER THE LAST DAY.

All right, it was a miracle. Can we go now?

My Seat On The Plane BMF’R

Check Out The Big Brain On Gammy

He gave her a foot massage

Say "tall non-fat skim mocha" again! I dare ya! I double dare YA m*********!!

See, that shit don't matter. You're judging this shit the wrong way.

Hit your head on the Incredible Hulk

[ Man ] I give up! I'll marry you!

Now, that's a hard motherfuckin' fact of life.

What Ronald Acuña Jr has done this season is historic, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!

You see, this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers.

Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be.

He kinda freaked out back there when he saw Marvin.

- [ Gunshot ] - What the fuck's happenin'?

The little pools of water that have collected, you gotta soak that shit up.

approach the counter right now.

Cooties I can handle

when I remember to scoop the cat litter after 167 days

L' aventure commence!!!

he apple doesn't fall far from the tree

- Say, "Bitch, be cool!" Say, "Bitch, be cool!" - Be cool! Be cool!

BECAUSE ZED TAPPED THAT ASS.

Kara and Ghage, I just wanna tell you it's been a real pleasure watching you work

Opening To Animal Crossing New Horizons 2016 DVD

- That's countin' our guy? - Not sure.

gotta do it right

Enjoy The Weekend MotherFucker

Got cooties? Maybe...

Monkeys, this is disgusting.

We are farmers, bum-pa-dum-bum-bum-bum-bum. Call 1-800-604-8134 to see how much you can save on your auto insurance.

I see NIRCA NATS in your future.

perl is fuckin' dead as... dead

- You forget about it in a day or two. - The days of me forgetting are over.

And I don't mean just like no paper cup. I'm talkin' about a glass of beer.

- Just come on! No talking now! - Are we in danger?

You ain't got no problem I'm on the motherf***er

Goddamn these beans! Goddamn.

Goddamn, that's a pretty fuckin' good milkshake!

[ Whispering ] Eenie-meenie-minie-mo,

Well, that's what's fuckin' with me: I don't know why.

Mmm. This is a tasty Lamar…

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Won't the gangsters be looking for you there?

Why am I on SKUNK DETAIL!?!

- I want to know what it feels like to kill a man. - I couldn't tell ya.

What do they call P-Max?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Everybody be cool! This is a robbery! - [ Customers Murmuring ]

Dead Poets Society (2004)

BUT HE ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED HIS BEER ALL OVER THE FLOOR.

My name’s Pitt and you ain’t voting your way outta this shit

You could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselle

- What's her name again? - Mia.

TFW I GO BACK IN TIME AND RESCUE GEORGE FLOYD

tiktok's dead, baby. tiktok's dead.

Whenever someone asks to follow me:

Fabienne, where's my father's fucking watch?

Hannah Montana (2007)

Dorian?? Say Dorian Again! I dare you! I double dog dare you. Say Dorian one more G#$%(& time!

You're in a blind spot. Take your dames over to that booth, on the count of ten!

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

If all I gave a fuck about was the Chicken Royales, I shoulda told you that.

Kathleen, you give that fuckin' nimrod 1,500 dollars, and I'll shoot him on general principle.

I Know you'd dig it the most

- [ Cooks Speaking Spanish ] - Move! Get the fuck--

You were in that fight, the fight on the radio.

Aside from how it looks, the solder iron's cool

That Virginia map is a brazen political ploy to...

Kinda curious about that myself.

I'm the foot fucking master

They'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy, yellow hands on our gold medal

[ Gasping Continues ]

AS FAR AS I KNOW THE MOTHERFUCKER'S TIP TOP

[ Intercom ]Diagio.

Strippin' off those bloody rags is absolutely necessary.

- Let go of him! - Chill out, Honey Bunny!

What Do They Call It? - They Call It A Royale With Cheese."

and Mr. "Soon-To-Be-Livin' The-Rest-Of-His-Short-Ass- Life-ln-Agonizing-Pain"...

Don't do that. Don't fuckin' blow this shit off!

Oh, I’m sorry. Did I stop steak masturbation?

The Hurt Locker (2008)

That's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'.

That's my wife.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,

You feel that sting?

The Hurt Locker (2008)

DOES HE LOOK... LIKE A BITCH?

Check out the big brain on Mills!

Rat Race (2001)

check out the big brain on Brian

So pretty please, with sugar on top, let me deal with your new password

Lance! Vincent.

You can ask me what you're gonna ask me, and my natural response could be to get offended.

Continue... You were saying something about "recognizing the message."

I'm the GIF fuckin' master

Opening To Apple And Onion: The Movie 2004 DVD

Why thank you for sending an expert to extricate me from my predicament

- Open it. - [ Latches Springing ]

You know any of them old jokes?

- Well, then what then? - He gave her a foot massage.

You gotta watch John Wick 2. It's the empire strikes back of the series!

I think it's like a wax museum with a pulse.

- [ "Waitin' ln School" ] - We reserved a car.

Greg Bates, our man in Shenzhen

Holding 2 jobs at the same time is legal, right? It’s legal, but it ain’t 100% legal.

Get the fuck out my face with that shit!

- Why not? - Pigs are filthy animals.

- I'm stinkin' like a dog over here. - I like the way you stink.

Once you do that, you p-press down on the p-plunger.

You guys going to a volleyball game or something?

when I lay My vengeance upon thee!"

You lost all your Auburn privileges…

royale with cheese

PULP FICTION ROCKS

Does he talk like a bitch

What the fuck is this place?

- Do you think he knew Wilson was dead? - My guess would be yes.

Now, I'll drive the tainted car. Jules, you ride with me.

I'm on the Mother F**cker

Threads dead baby. Threads is dead.

Did you get everything?

So Pretty please, with sugar on top, give me the fucking IPS

Check out the low handicap on Musa

The way they pick TV shows is they make one show. That show's called a pilot.

It’s Kool and the Gang

- Oh, God, please. I don't wanna die. - You read the Bible, Brett?

Reservation preference Mother Fucker Do you have one?

If I had one, I'd wear a T-shirt two sizes too small...

I gotta know what a 40 dollar smoothie tastes like

That's A Bold Statement

YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY ON MY MIND ...IT's NOT PHILLY BIKE EXPO OR THE SEDONA MTB FESTIVAL

Just because you are a character… …doesn’t mean you have character.

Chill that fuckin' bitch out! - Chill out, Honey Bunny!

Say "I didn't vote for this" again! I dare ya. I double dare you!

[ "Son Of A Preacher Man" ]

We should have Titans

-[ Gasping Continues ] -Gurgi.

So listen, I gotta go, all right?

Don't Go Away, This Episode of Rocket Power Continues, Right Now

It's not the same thing.

- I bet you could cut down on the hero factor in a place like this. - Correct.

Which pretty much makes me on the blockchain

You know who we are?

Whose chopper is this ? It's naloria's chopper

This is Jackrabbit Slim's.

Say H again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker!

I ain't fucking stopping you!

Well, let’s not start...

Garçon! Coffee!

well now you know

Kind of money we're gonna have's gonna carry us a long way down there.

It’s all up here

i never went to burger king

Check out the big brain on Kelly

Will you hand me a dry towel, Miss Beautiful Tulip?

It's cool! We still just talkin'.

When, um, God makes the impossible possible.

Coolidge was out of there faster than I've ever seen a victorious boxer leave the ring.

- If he does, what do we do? - We ain't leavin' 'til we make a couple calls,

I didn't mean it. It was an accident.

Whoa, stop right there. Eatin' the bitch out and givin' the bitch a foot massage ain't even the same f**king thing.

No, it ain't quite time yet.

That's a bold statement

- Where? - Uh, Big Kahuna Burger.

The only boy who could ever teach me

Madritc ain't no town I ever heard of. They speak English in madritc?

[ Sullivan ] Just to let you all know, Ricky will be back in the second half of our show,

Popopopopopo with old spice

Go on! He’s sexy!

Say Goddamm CB4

I'm not even joking with you! Do not be bringing some fucked-up pooh-bah to my house!

what do they call it? They call it a Devin Royal…with threes.

STOP BOTHERING ME!

Mister 'soon to be livin the rest of his short-ass life in agonizing pain'

I want to dance, I want to win, I want that Snowbelt Trophy!

Kathleen, you let that fuckin' nimrod direct a star wars movie and I'll shoot him on general principle.

[ Man On Television ] One more thing, and we'll start for--

You know I respect you and all. But just don't put me in this position, all right?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy,

Despicable Me DVD

The Hurt Locker (2008)

- Forever? - Forever and ever.

Normally both your asses would be dead as fuckin' fried chicken,

Well, let’s not start sucking each other’s d!cks quite yet.

What's going on?

THEN I GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO GO WATCH THEM, WON'T YOU?

YOU ARE AWARE THERE'S THIS INVENTION CALLED TELEVISION AND ON THIS INVENTION THEY SHOW MOVIES, RIGHT?

That hit the spot.

all i wanna hear from you is you aint got no problem jim, I'm on the mofo. go back in there, chill super sa out, and wait for jp who will fix it directly

So pretty please with sugar on top don't shoot above the fucking line

Now, Look, I've Given A Million Pulp fiction content, And They All Meant Somethin

- I think any man would've left the ring that fast. - Do you feel this tragedy...

Five long years he wore this watch up his ass.

THOMAS & FRIENDS ENGISH THOMAS & FRIENDS

Garçon means ''Peanut''

check out the big birthday on blag!

so pretty please, with sugar on top. . .

Describe what this country looks like!

Opening To Mail 2005 DVD

So pretty please, with sugar on top, Vax your precious kids.

Take care of?...

Was the son of a preacher man

You don't judge shit like this based on merit.

Whatchoo mean, “walk the earth”

I said the words, don't move all the boards around

I’m sorry. I had to crash that 4-wheeler.

- I gotta-- I gotta stab her three times? - No, just stab her once!

The one with all the shit behind his name? No, that's Tate

just Because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.

I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs!

Say Fucking Bearglove

- Ohh. - Oh, man.

[ Kissing ] Would you like it if I had a pot belly?

You know any of them old jokes?

- Anyway my eyes - Motherfucker.

That’s an interestin' point.

- Go on! - He's bald!

The lord's prayer, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

If that favor means I gotta take shit, he can stick that favor straight up his ass.

If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't know what the fuck we gonna do,

This is a tasty burger!

The ribs are delicious!!

LOOKING UP FROM THE FLOOR HE SAW THE CONFEDERATE FLAG ON THE WALL.

That's a bold statement.

I need blankets, I need comforters, quilts, bedspreads.

they should've known better

That’s an interesting point.

- [ Giggling ] - [ Grunting Continues ] Yeah!

Warner, you give that fuckin' nimrod seventy-million-dollars, and I'll shoot him on general principle.

I don’t got time for this

they would furnish you with a whole bedroom set,

Oh, you feel better, motherfucker?

I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker.

Say "what" again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker!

- I'm so sorry. - You were gone so long, I started to think dreadful thoughts.

THOMAS & FRIENDS motherfucker

Ja kiedy znowu mam headsupa z karczkiem

EK, spoken like a true economic prodigy!!

gas stations; you get your head blown off stickin' up one of them.

So, pretty please, with sugar on top…

me when cracking1ribz be on:

You're a smart MOTHERFUCKER Pete. Happy birthday.

I'm the meme fuckin' master!

That's a little bit more information than I needed, Vince... ...but go right ahead

That’s thirty minutes away. I’ll be there in 10

Whatchu mean "walk the earth"

- Well, you know the shows on TV? - I don't watch TV.

Check out the big brain on Austin

And he springs us this most stuff shit.

No, no, it’s not a fact…. It’s just what I heard.

- [ Man ] Sally! Sally! - [ Grunting Continues ]

Am I a nigger? Are we in lnglewood? No.

You'll be a woman soon

Bars, liquor stores,

How much is there?

she forgets my father's watch!

A tragedy like this can't help but shake the world of boxing to its very foundations.

C++ , motherfudger! Do you speak it?

English, motherfucker,o you speak it?

Attach a screenshot of text again, motherfucker

Pete’s dead, baby. Pete’s dead.

[ Zed Shouting ] Now! Go! Come on, motherfucker!

ome on. Point the gun at me. Point the gun at me. There you go

Check out the big brain On JT

Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go home and have a heart attack

Well, what then, day jobs?

Dorian?? Say Dorian Again! I dare you. I double dog dar you. Say Dorian one more G#$#(*#$ Time!

Well you GOTTA have an opinion.

I don't know why, I just thought he'd be European or something.

Opening to 1994 DVD Pulp Fiction Pulp Fiction 1994

Alright, it was a threat. can we go now?

Any of you fucking pigs move and i'll make you all say oatly in unison

Steak Bake and Monster. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!

- I didn't. - Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Brett!

He's goin' out of town, Florida. And he asked me if I'd take care of her while he's gone.

- She's fuckin' dyin' on me, man! - [ Man On TV ] Just dandy.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!! Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!

- Say "what" one more goddamn time! - It-It-It's big.

When you find out Trump got impeached

I'm on the mf'er

Say “Death to America” one more goddamn time, muthaphukka!

Mask it or... casket

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furry anger

pretty please, with sugar on top

EXCELLENT STORYTELLING, BUT – Monday Radio Commercial Smackdown

Hello little man

Say "you're absolutely right" again m***********R

When the dispacht calls you "Buddy"

Liv and Maddie, You Wanna Watch Keemstar Alex is a stupid nigger, or spotlight, or old spice bearglove, or m&m's chocolate bar, or mucinex, or beggin' strips gotta get that bacon,

The nightmare before Christmas (1993)

[ Zed ] Come on!

Kung fu panda (2008)

I don't know! Stop bothering me!

Check out the big birthday on blag!

Iaugh at her fuckin' jokes, and that's it.

bit she has personality, personality goes a long way

Mon amour. L'aventure commence.

No, it seemed excessive but that doesn't mean it isn't horny

you will know where that extra money went

- [ Moans ] - Fabienne,

Yeah post that rubbish again I dare you

Opening To Dreamworks Animated Film Monsters Vs. Aliens 2009 DVD

It's 12 minutes away. I'll be there in 4

FBI INTERVIEWING KRAZY KAVANAUGH KOOKS

Well, let’s not start sucking each others Dick’s quite yet!

If Jeff goes to lndochina, I want a nigger hiding in a bowl of rice...

But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Villa Lobos-- Is that Mexican?

Check out the big brain on konnie

Does he look... Iike a bitch?

[ Ring Announcer ] ln the heavyweight division,

[ Crowd Cheering ]

SAY " N****" AGAIN! I DARE YA! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHA F*****!

That's ten dollars? You don't put bourbon in it or nothin'?

She Didn't Expect the xop To React The Way He Did, But she Had To Expect A Reaction

I don't give a damn if she does.

I like oak myself that's what I have in my Bedroom

Pretty please, with sugar on top Bring the fuckin’ tent

Check out the big brain on Brett!

[ Grunting, Yelling Continue ]

I'm trying Ringo. I'm trying real hard

Hillary finfs out Trump won Holds up a diner

Me every five minutes

Eastman Kodak Company 41 years

they got the metric system they wouldn't know what the fucka home box office is

Except I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh

English, Motherf*cker. Do you speak it?

I've had a very lovely evening."

Except I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh

You know why they call it that?

You don't come into your friend's house and start tellin' him what's what.

OPENING TO PULP FICTION 1994 DVD