Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Take care" of it?

- You tried to fuck him. - [ Gasping ] No, no.

Would you give a tyranny a foot massage?

But Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.

Come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Ima get medieval on your ass

Shit, negro! That's all you had to say.

I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MF

I could fucking blow! Oh, you could blow? Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother fucker

Any updates from OUR TREVELLERS?

Opening To Penguins of Madagascar 2015 DVD

You guys look like--

[ Baby Talking ]

- My name's Pitt, and your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this shit. - No, no, no.

From here on in you consider my ass retired

J.D.'s Revenge 2001 DVD

You killed the other boxing man.

which pretty much makes me a vegetarian

Yes, it most definitely should be, but it's not here now! So where the fuck is it?

I mean, he got a weight problem. What's a nigger gonna do? He's Samoan.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

So pretty please, with sugar on top, drink my sweet-n-creamy coffee.

KRU! Shut. The. Fuck. Up!

Yeah, but you are aware that there is an invention called cell phones.

Check out the big brain on Julie!

Check out the big brain on Dad!

Then I guess you'll just have to get a new router, won't you?

Trump to Sondland on 9 July Call I am hanging the up phone! No Quid Pro Quo!

Mrs. Mia Wallace.

You read the Bible, Pete? Yes?!

- If you don't take your hand off that case, it'll be your last. - Stop causing problems!

I’ll have the... full Gillis.

I want you to let go of your gun,

- [ Ringing Continues ] - [ Jody ] Lance! The goddamn phone's ringing!

You feel that STNG, huh, big boy?

Yeah, well, who gives a fuck? It's over now.

Men's Wearhouse. You're gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it. 1-800-782-0124.

And when you do it,

- Why not? - Pigs are filthy animals.

Now, I'm gonna count to three.

Sam Finkel Throw the fucking ball, trevor

I don't eat filthy animals.

that slides fuckin with you

[ "Since I First Met You" ]

The Hurt Locker (2008)

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Dorian?? Say Dorian Again! I double dog dare you. Say Dorian One More G#$@(#$) time!

Why am I on brain detail! We Switching

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Snacks Harrison to the Lions

[ Both Moaning ]

When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shi(pley)

You are aware there's a sport called football, right?

Check out the big brain on Kelly!

Knucklehead walks into a bank with a telephone. Not a pistol, not a shotgun, a fuckin' phone.

That's it. That's my Bad Motherfucker

- Vincent! - [ Yells ]

I'm tryin', Ringo.

You an oak man?

- What about our bags? - Fuck the bags; if we don't split right now, we'll miss the train.

Are we in Inglewood? No.

Don't you just love it when you come back from a night's sleep to find your keyserver waiting for you?

We should have fucking gasmasks for this kinda deal

- [ Chuckles ] - Want some bacon?

This was Devine intervention.

Eenie-meenie-minie-mo.

- I don't believe it! - Well, believe it now, motherfucker!

Now, that's Bava. Different, but equally good

Check out the Big Brain On Gunter!

From kodak All done

I'm Fernanda Meirelles I solve problems

I've been misunderstood for all of my life

I ain't starting now! You brought her here. You give her the shot.

That's Pride &*%%$%^ with you

I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs!

Check out the big brain on John

Sheeeeit., producer. That's all you had to say

you are about judge jew! the people are shiendalin! the rulings are jew jew! the cases are court! his is judge jovial jew!

those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.

It was bought by Private Doughboy Erine Coolidge...

GET THE SHOT!!!

turkeys are filthy animals

- Open it. - 'Fraid I can't do that.

If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger hiding in a bowl of rice...

Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.

You know what they call a Quarter-Asser with Cheese in France?

- Can I help you with somethin'? - Shut the fuck up.

OPENING TO PULP FICTION 1994 DVD March 1995, April 1995 June 1995 1998 DVD pulp fiction

'cause you have one.

ENGLISH DO YOU SPEAK IT

That's A Little Bit More Information Than I Needed, But Go Right Ahead

check out the big brain on Brian

Fuck them libtards, yeah.

MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: BMO Messes Up

Huh. That was fucking trippy.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides...

Yo carlos and chris, our men in copenhagen

This looks to be a pretty domesticated house.

kyle didnt expect the reaction he did but he had to expect a reaction

you play with matches you get burned...

Check out the big brain on Sir Isaac!

The Hurt Locker (2008)

Are you talking to me wearing your mouth guard?

Free throws, motherfuckers! Can you make them?

YOU'RE WATCHING PULP FICTION ON Hulu

I will be forced to tell him that you did not help and let her die on your lawn.

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it used to be jay havewaiias peeing on her own balloon thong smelly shoes ballons thongs on pans but she quit so it would be santa claus taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

WE'D HAVE BEEN SATISFIED WITH SOME FREEZE-DRIED TASTERS CHOICE

Happy 8/18 to those who celebrate

MY NAME IS PAUL AND THIS IS MY BALL

Nobody kills anybody in my place of business...

- Then you know what I'm sayin'! - Yes.

Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you.

Enough about the poor, unfortunate Mr. Kirk.

What I'm gonna find

- Don't fuckin' talk to me that way, man. - If my answers frighten you,

WHAT DOES DAMIAN DE MICHELE LOOK LIKE

I'm MR.WOLF I solve problems

I'MA GET MIDIEVEL ON YA CAR JACKIN ASS!

Opening To Holly Hobbie & Friends - Christmas Wishes 2027 DVD

This some serious gourmet shit.

I'M TRYIN' . . .

-No more liquor stores? -What've we been talkin' about? Yeah, no more liquor stores.

Then I guess you'll just have to go get them now, won't you?

Oh, really? She do anything I'd have seen?

Yo, Ruben Carbajal My Man in Irvine.

Adam, if you give Evilina two thousands I’ll shoot you on general principle

Do you still want me to go with you?

What I'm gonna find

Well, I've finally have found what I been lookin' for

Move outta the sticks, fellas.

I'm Fernanda Meireless I solve problems

Let's Not Start Suckin' Each Other's Dicks Quite Yet, We still need gfx for bleed 3

Check out the big brain on Brent!

What does Africa look like?

Same as banks, these places are insured.

English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!

DONT FUCKIN DYE ON ME, MIA!

Say "what" again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker!

I thought so. You remember your business partner Marsellus Wallace,

[ Music Continues, Louder ]

Opening To Madagascar 2005 DVD (Fullscreen version)

Uh, because they speak Portuguese??

The Hurt Locker (2008)

What's more chicken-shit than fuckin' with a man's automobile?

Fuck you, Joel! Answer!

Parents to children On their devices

The Shining (1980)

- [ Tapping Fingers ] - [ Zed ] I ain't for sure yet.

And she knew a zillion old jokes.

- Chill that fuckin' bitch out! - Chill out, Honey Bunny!

I think you heard me just fine, punchy.

Check out the big brain on Brian

Point the gun at me. Point the gun at me. There you go.

- [ Engine Stops ] - [ Door Opens, Closes ]

IF FORNSTAR KNEW ABOUT THIS INCIDENT,

Come take my hand

Say "just", again! Go on! I date you!

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

But if you still wanna hear it, I'll tell it.

shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,

Hooks for Feet at the Beachland Tavern 5/19 This is the east side, Vincent, HFF ain't got no friendly places on the East side

no, absolutely not. I'm not living like this.

If you mean it gets better with age... it don't.

- [ Gunshot ] - [ Screaming ]

Do me a favor, will ya? Thought I smelled some coffee back there.

[ Jody ] What's he looking for?

Muchas gracias.

Oh, man, I shot Josh in the face...

I'd go for some breakfast. Feel like havin' breakfast with me?

Don't tell nobody about this.

A man by the name of Wilocki...

[ Groaning, Coughing ]

it's Naloria's chopper Naloria is dead baby.

Every Democrat right now... I will never forgive yo ass for this shit.

I buy the gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I wanna taste it.

What you doing?? Calling my partner on Pompton Lakes

Check out the big brain on Henry!

Say “tomato” again. I dare you, I double dog dare you!

Hard day at the office?

“I didn’t vote for this” Yes you did! Yes you dud!

Hey, my name's Paul, and this stuff's between y'all.

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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I said Two Minutes Mother Fucker!

- And? - And-- And nothin'.

- Yes, I did. - Good job, Sugar Pop.

- Which one? There's two Monroes. - No, there's not.

You know what they call a quarter-asser with cheese on France?

shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,

[ Sighs ] Well, bring out the Gimp.

You were sayin'?

- Aaaah! I'm shot! - [ Grunting ]

What time you got?

Hit your head on the big daddy

- Don't be afraid of the soap. Spread it around. - [ Yelling Continues ]

Any of you fucking pricks move,

You never get tired of putting me down and I never know when I come around

Kirk probably didn’t them to react the way they did. But he had to expect a reaction!

Why don't you hang back a second or two. You see the white boy leave, go on over.

Is that right? You gonna shoot him, boy?

Ben's Dead Baby

I want that tropy

You can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer.

bacon tastes good. pork chops taste good.

Five long years he wore this phone up his ass

FedExForum. That’s that Ja-waiian BBQ joint

You don't fucking talk. You just throw 'em in the bag! Are we clear?

I specifically reminded her--

So pretty please, with sugar on top. . .

check out the big brain on Trevor!

im the piss fuckin master

Get it out of there. Wipe down the upholstery.

Hey, my name's Paul, and this shit's between y'all.

SAY ‘SUCKER’ ONE MORE TIME

Bahnhof 2027 We happy?

A fuckin' black magic marker! Christ.

When I see the dogs when I first get home

I wish I could've caught him doin' it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole.

All right, now, Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?

I’m on the motherfxxxer

Burned to a crisp

- [ Bell Rings ] - [ Gasps ]

Will you kiss it?

The secret life of patch

That’s a damn shame

Think June is the cringe month? That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride!

What country are you from?

FUCK!!! FUCK!!! MOTHER FUCKER!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU FUCKING ARE?!! NOOO!!!

My name's Pitt, and your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this shit.

Yo, Rasmussen and Lin,. Our menin Amterdam

Okay? And I don't wanna get fuckin' divorced!

Mmm, about 20 minutes.

You don’t put bourbon in it, or nothin’?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.

What do my slides look like?

CRLF MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU USE IT

Do you love me?

But I’m trying Ringo

OPENING TO PULP FICTION 1993 DVD

we’re gonna line the front seat and the backseat and the floor boards with quilts and blankets

I don't see Jayne Mansfield, so she must have the night off or something.

Spoken like a true prodigy

And in Gravity, you can create waves under releases. You know what they call a wave one redo in Gravity?

I'm washin' windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!

I hate it here, I wanna go get Tax Doctor

BM Plumbing It’s the one that says Bobby Mason on it!

Open it up. Take out the money.

YOU'RE WATCHING PULP FICTION ON 4K

Good. What I need you two fellas to do is take those cleaning products...

You feel that sting, huh, big boy?

[ Car Door Closing ]

So pretty please. With sugar on top. Clear the fucking cache.

You're fucking my shit up right now!

What do they call it? Hotfix Release Wave.

Move out of the sticks gentlemen

Well, it's one, two Buckle the shoes

Dorian?? Say 'Dorian' again! I dare you. I double dog dare you. say Dorian one more #$$#*($$& time!

You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

IMMA GET MEDIEVAL ON YO' ASS

You know what they call a Wave One Redo in Gravity?

Opening To Pulp Fiction 2 2000 DVD

As far as I know The motherfu@ker's tip top

So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fuckin' car. clean the fuckin' AW

- [ Breathing Slowly ] - Step aside, Butch.

- [ Gasping ] - [ Continues Yelling ]

- How we comin', Jimmie? - Pretty good.

Headphones want to pair

Did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said....

Check out the big brain on Blag!

I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker!

I'm gonna order a big plate of blueberry pancakes...

yeah. i've got the meats

Five, six, come get your kicks down at the corner of Lincoln and 46th

like, the ring?

Uncomfortable silences.

They got a name for that, Chris. It’s called a bum.

Algo is fuckin’ dead as…dead

No, man, I don't eat pork.

I reminded you about it,

take care of him?

It ain't nobody else's business.

A few stragglers aside. Oh, fuck, Scotty, that is good news.

There's nothin' you're gonna say that's gonna make me forget I love my wife. Is there?

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

And now Musgrave I give the watch to you

CHINESE MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

They got a name for that, Jules. It's called a bum.

Dinosaur (2000)

Don't Go Away, This Episode of Ridiculousness Continues, Right Now

- [ Panting ] Okay, now you let him go! - Yolanda!

Check out the big brains On Andrew and Brian

Cardboard with cheese!

Fuck you, Reise! Answer!

You're Brett, Right?

I said the words: "Don't forget my father's watch."

Well, there's this passage I got memorized.

I heard you did a pilot.

I think you heard me just fine, punchy.

- No! - Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch?

S***, yeah! Got my technique down and everything. I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.

- What's up? - Man, I'm really sorry.

You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We're fuckin switchin.

to just hand it over to your dumb ass.

- Now tell me her name. - Yolanda.

Throw my books on the table Pick up the telephone

Rewatched Pulp Fiction; you need a taxi to?

We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together...

Well, that is one way to say it. Another way to say it would be that he was thrown out.

Open Season (2006)

Ima call a couple of hard pipe hittin Niggas

Check out the big brain on bob.

I see a-- a cab ride.

- How was your breakfast? - It was good.

Check out the big brain on Brian

Holding two jobs at the same time is legal, right? It's legal, but it ain't 100% legal.