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What’s their word for “technically this has a word in German”? I don't know, I don't speak German
Don't be tellin' me about basting. Im the basting fukn master
Antz
[ Laughing ] You're right.
My name's Pitt. And your ass aint talking your way outta this shit.
[ Car Horn Playing "La Cucaracha" ]
two in my right nostril, one in my left eyebrow,
HE FUCKED UP.
You mind if I have some of your tasty Monster to wash these Hot Cheetos down?
I DOnt know, I’ve never seen joe dirt
I don't remember.
Your Uncle Conrad and Aunt Ginny, were they millionaires?
And if self-preservation is an instinct you possess,
Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know...
Opening to Pulp Fiction 1994 DVD
We all card carrying members Of the woulda coulda shoulda club
Waiting on the bell to ring so I can go home
H-H-He's black.
I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, What's a nigga gonna do? He's Samoan.
shiiiiitttttt, negro that's all you had to say
did you just order a forty-one dollar cocktail?
You're gonna fuck my shit up big time if Jobu comes out of the box
Move outta the sticks, fellas.
Oh well, Allow me to retort sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
Two.
I'm horny, aren't I
I had you bring a bunch of stuff.
OH SHIT.
I am, if you'll let me! I’m not fuckin’ stoppin’ you!
What a fucker.
and when i finished the flyer didnt look like no goddamn maxi pad
Any of you fucking pigs move and i'll make you all say oatly in unison
Say "what" again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker!
Catch a Fredo by the toe
Skate Motherfucker! Go get the puck!
But this one is a little more expensive.
I gotta know what a five-dollar shake tastes like.
PULP FICTION
I wish I had a pot.
But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
No, you won't laugh 'cause it's not funny.
Just give it a good once-over. What you need to take care of are the really messy parts.
Then I guess you'll just have to get a new router, won't you?
You don’t fuck with another man’s drikkebelte You don’t do it
its personal i dont wanna talk about it
Now, that's Bava. Different, but equally good
Opening To Rio 2 2014 DVD
- You got it? - What?
I been sayin' that shit for years,
Louis @ Liam
- Jungle boogie - Get down with the boogie
Say "not" one more time
- I think I know who you mean. What about him? - Marsellus fucked him up good.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Annita Drink moderating chat
A Bus life 1998
Everybody be cooln this is Amine doing PFR review
Shhhit Negro...
Walrus!!
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance And furry anger
that said, "Dead Nigger Storage"?
- If it's so important, why don't you keep it with the shot? - I don't know!
Yeah the spider just Caught a fly
Say "sort" again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker!
Jules Winfield, our man in lnglewood. Get your asses on in here.
My man from Amsterdam
.
The homemade ciabatta rolls, you gotta split that shit open
Well, allow me to RED-tort.
The fight !Dog
- Because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character. - [ Chuckles ]
Beating another man to death with your bare hands.
A Burrito's a Burrito, but they call it Le Burrito.
A thank you would be nice Everton, Bournemouth and the rest of you
Maybe Tahiti, Mexico.
yes no
So let's see what we can do.
Garcon! Prickly!
I'm gonna get Functional on your ass.
[ Vincent ] How ya been?
You gotta make some phone calls? You gotta call some people?
That's life Take chances
All right, let's see what you can do. Take it away!
After lockdown unemployment office visit
- [ Vincent ] All right. - Boys, this is Raquel.
Kathleen, you let that fuckin' nimrod produce a Star Wars movie, I'll shoot him on general principle
We're gonna be cool.
dress
The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast
Well, that is one way to say it
The one with all the shit in her face?
When you little scamps get together, you're worse than a sewing circle.
I've been saying that shit for years
So pretty please, with sugar on top, reboot the fuckin' device.
alex jones bone broth
Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck.
I can hear it.
opening to pulp fiction 1994 vhs
[ People Cheering ]
Every morning when I hit the flonase:
'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
But I saw some shit this morning made me think twice.
Jules, you give that fuckin' nimrod 2,243,123 dollars and I'll shoot him on general principle. JULES, YOU GIVE THAT FUC
Original Raichu Motherfucker!! DO YOU HAVE IT???
But Dan Bertenthal don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Bertenthal
We should have gasmasks for this kinda deal.
YAAAS BITCH!
That’s Kool and the gang.
JD.
I wouldn’t go so far as to call the brother fat. I mean, he got a weight problem… But what’s he gonna do? He’s Samoan
The Hurt Locker (2008)
Man, you know, fuck, I wanna help you, but I don't wanna lose my wife doin' it.
- [ Maynard ] Shut the fuck up! - [ Screaming Continues ]
the GMP?
Yeah, but Guinness taste good Colors Light, taste good...
The Hurt Locker (2008)
To like Sansa
Girl
- [ Woman ] Go for it. - [ Man ] Come on!
Come on. Let's get into character.
Let me take this jacket off.
Me When The Hurt Locker (2008) Not On Disney+
Beer after seizure The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!
We happy? oh, we happy.
I'll take your Honda. I'll be back before you can say "blueberry pie."
What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!
move outta the sticks, fellas
that we can live like hogs in the fathouse forever.
I will take care of it.
Dorks. They look like a bunch of dorks.
It's the bullshit meeting I attended yesterday And someone is jerking off on all the toilets
[ Motorbike Engines Racing, Explosions On TV ]
"I'm through, never again, too dangerous."
Check out the big brain on Dad!
Burger King
- Why don't you tell my man Vince here where you got the shit hid. - It's over--
[ Dog Barking ]
Butch.
It is a subject I have much interest in.
Slap the Bag
Garçon, coffee!
[ Groaning Continues ]
Just tell him not to be abusive.
The day I bring an O.D.ing bitch to your house, then I give her the shot.
Let's keep winning...... ......Met fans still suck
Well, let's not start suckin' each other's dicks quite yet.
- Goddamn! The water's fuckin' cold! - Yo! Yo! Yo!
Two.
This sounds like you actually have somethin' to say.
If Butch goes to lndochina, I want a nigger hiding in a bowl of rice...
Opening to Pulp Fiction 1994 DVD
- Zed's. - Who's Zed?
You tell them to be fucking cool and everything will be over.
My CTO is into C++ Which pretty much makes me into C++
a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
I guess you'll just have to go wake him up now, won't you?
bacon tastes good
Dan Bertenthal don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Bertenthal
Uh, this is our best linen here,
- [ Gunshot ] - Ohh!
- You know what I'm gonna have for breakfast? - What, Lemon Pie?
I'm just sitting here drinking my beer and eating my muffin...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Democracy is fuckin' dead as... dead.
- What? I-- - Say "what" again!
Say pet rock one more goddamm time!
We should be fuckin' dead, man.
Yeah, I told them.
But water into wine, I, All shapes and sizes, Vincent.
feel that sting? that slide's fuckin with you
We’re done here. Your MN privileges have expired.
Pulp Fiction On Pluto TV
Opening To The Lego Movie 2014 DVD
I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd
If she croaks on me, I am a fucking grease spot!
Then what'd you fuckin' ask me about it for?
- [ Marsellus Groaning, Muffled ] - Fuck him. Yeah.
Oh, well, allow me to retort.
Shut the fuck up, fat man! This is ain’t none of your god damn business
If my help's not appreciated, lotsa luck, gentlemen.
Muchas gracias
The Shining
Cavs
Fuck you, Crime! Answer!
Ain’t no fuckin’ ballpark neither.
But, Um... Why Would You post on PF content?
Slip your mind?
'Cause two months from now, when the Packers win the Super Bowl,
Check out the big brain On Brent
If they are, and I don't think I can handle it,
All I want to hear from you is, "You ain't got no problem. I'm on the ui bugger.
Mayonnaise.
Nigiri fell through that
- I ain't giving her the shot. I never done this before. - I never done this either!
Now it's up to you, girl
- You understand me? - Yes!
What does the Texas map look like?
they got a name for that jules it's called a 'rat'
I'm talking about a glass of beer.
Any one of you f'ing humans move, and I'll execute every one of you mofos!!!
Information
Ben, you give that fuckin' nimrod a tip, and I'll shoot him on general principle
Check Out The donkey sauce on bobby!
You're him.
Ed's dead, baby. Ed's dead.
- Burned to a crisp or bloody as hell? - Bloody as hell, and--
[ Alarm Faintly Beeping ]
When I finished, the sweater didn't look like a goshdang maxi-pad!
#excuse me #vhs #dvd # Up (2009)
Boss: Be cool & Enjoy your holidays raph! Also boss: welcome back. Cut by 50% now.
Say Bisq again! I dare ya! I double dare ya!
Say 'amen' again!
CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON MATT!
Yeah. I got my moments
I'm takin' milady out for breakfast.
Do you have any idea what he had to go through to get me that watch?
What a gyp...
... my hand ... ... he shook it ...
Playin' solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of fifty-one
- [ Vincent ] ls he a friend of yours? - Oh, goddamn. Goddamn.
That would have to be one big mutha fucking plane
3 hours 59 minutes later……………… Hello Mrs Johnson………can Rob play?
Motherfucker
Me? I can’t usually get’em Because my wife is a vegan
With some feed barn.
- Hello. - Girl
Garçon, coffee!
Boss: Be cool& Enjoy your holidays raph !
Noagles, motherfucker! can you say it?
Mmm. Yummy.
Dorian?? Say Dorian again. I dare you. I double dog dare you. Say Dorian one more G#$#@% time!
[ Slapping, Grunting Continue ]
Any of you fucking pigs move and i'll make you all say oatly in unison
Oh Man...that's fucked up!
I can't believe this is the same car.
- Come on. - All right. Same as last time, remember?
Pulp Fiction On Pluto TV
I . I gotta go pee
Opening to Pulp Fiction 1994 DVD
U
I'm broke as fuck so I see
Whhhat Noo
Down to you
What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
you're a grey mother fucker, that's right.
Ukrainians be like We should have FUCKING cluster munitions
Cardboard with cheese.
Muuustard on the beat Hoe!
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Oak's nice.
And I don't mean just like no paper cup.
Say "if true" again. I dare you. I double dare you.
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
YOU ARE NOT BRINGING THIS FUCKED UP B!#@% INTO MY CAR!
Do you want to continue this theological discussion in a car...
That’s a bold statement
Release the Kra… I mean, bring out the gimp.
I'm sorry. Mmm.
Miramax Disney
Would you give a tyranny a out massage?
- Stop bothering me! - While you're looking, that girl's gonna die on our carpet.
Say "sort" again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker!
I’m the foot fuckin master.
I aint got no other partners in 818
[ Woman Continues Talking ]
- [ Whimpering ] Yes! - Well, there's this passage I got memorized.
I’m on the Motherfucker
but, um... why would you wear a stud in your tongue?
- Martin and Lewis. - Did you just order a five-dollar shake?
and on the strength of that one show, they decide if they wanna make more shows.
- Uh, ch-cheeseburgers. - No, no, no.
"What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What? - W-What?
Get the shot!
That’s what I’m afraid of, Vince
MMMM this is a tasty burger!
I'm in big fuckin' trouble, man. I'm coming to your house.
November 7, 2006
Lizzie Mcguire
Rio 2 (2014)
- You wanna hang out and get high? - Which one's Trudi?
Well, I'm of the opinion that if Marsellus lived his whole life,
But I'm tryin', Ringo.
well, bring out the self-hosted bitwarden server run in a docker container on the same raspberry pi that runs the page
Say “elixir” again!
Garçon means boy.
This time they called it World War ll.
September 8, 2008
I'm illustrating if we did, it'd be easier than what we've been doing.
[ Loud, High-Pitched Scream ]
You know what I'm sayin'?
Give me the principals' names again.
- What did I say? - Don't do shit unless.
Manson, he‘s coming back. In a big fucking way
.
Yes you did! Yes you did, Brett!!
- You wanna do it in here? - No, let's take him back to Russell's old room.
Whatchu mean "walk the earth?"
Nobody who'll be missed.
and furious anger...
Feel better, mother_cker
So pretty please, with sugar on top.... Vax your precious kids.
Ummmm ain’t no country I ever heard of? They speak English in Ummm?
And if it's not the gooks,
If you had a pot belly, I would punch you in it.
You can talk movies here, daddy-9
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
We're associates of your business partner, Marsellus Wallace.
Right? [ Chuckles ]
You aint got no problme Jules I'm on the motherufucker
We'll need to camouflage the front seat and back seat and floorboards...
I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh.
with us and Mr. Wallace.
- So dance good. - All right. You asked for it.
Make the filing. Christ.
You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy?
- [ Girl Talking ] - [ Dog Barking ]
Put away? No, no. Just ignore them.
He was
Opening To Aladdin 1999 VHS (Real not fake) Opening To Toy Story 2001 VHS Real Not Fake Opening To Finding Nemo 1998 VHS Real Not Fake
- Did you get it? - I believe so.
- [ Groaning Continues ] - What now?
The spider just caught a couple flies.
So you'll have it all by tomorrow night? No, I understand.
This "fucked-up bitch" is Marsellus Wallace's wife.
Don't make me beg.
Inside Out (2015)
What's more chicken-shit Than fuckin with a man's insta?
You know what they call a banana split in Paris?
Lugia In the fifth, my ass goes down.
Check out the big brain on Billy!
- But pretty fast. Okay? - Okay.
Don't you know, girl
DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU FUCKING ARE?!! NOOO!!!
We happy?
What are you, a weirdo?
Amazon Prime Video
Check out the big brain on Brian
September 8, 2008
[ Jules ] Yes, you did, Brett!
Bib fortuna burger! That's that tei'lekian Burger joint.
Yeah, really. And thank you very much, Mr. Wolf.
Kinda curious about that myself.
You're A Smart Motherfucker. That's Right.
Naw man… I'm pretty f---in' far from okay
Let’s not start sucking each others dicks quite yet We still need gfx for bleed 3
Now, Vincent, you just hang back...
That's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' going.
Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we have all been waiting for IT’S FRIDAY
Brother Anabel Vega Mu Alpha Lambda Chapter
Opening to Pulp Fiction 1994 DVD
I seen 'em do it, man They f’n 'drown 'em in that shit!
Le Producte With Cheese
We're in a lot of danger, aren't we?
which he never shoulda done in the first fuckin' place, he'd still be alive.
Come on-- Thatta boy!
- I don't want to offend you. - Oooh.
¿Qué hay en el maletín? La ropa sucia de mi jefe
Blueberry pie.
[ Vincent ] You ever seen that show Cops?
[ Singing With Tape ] He's not your kind
Because I gotta go back to my apartment and get my watch.
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
I see-a-running back drafted in second round next year.
you play with matches you get burned
I double dare you LUAN LOUD
Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass.
This is 500 a gram.
bacon, motherfucker; do you eat it?
Does it smoke? Does it make a lot of noise? ls there gas in it?
Don't you just love it when you come back from lunch to find github fixed?
Yeah, but you are aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows?
Bloody as hell
all the other glasses you could have smashed except that one
MEMPHIS TOMATO GOES BACK AND SQUISHES HIM AND SAYS,
True romance
Pretty smart.
When You Little Scamps Get Together, You're Worse Than A Sewing Circle. When You Little Scamps Get Together, You're Worse Than A Sewing Circle.
Empathy is coming back in a big fucken way
not made it,
You tell 'em empty out the register, they don't know what you're talkin' about.
Give me one of them cigarettes you got up there, and I'll tell you all about it.