Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Most broadcasters tend to retire, at least partially, when they turn fuckin 70…

But this one is a fuckin' madman.

I’m buying something with my money Ringo Now go…

Check out the big brain on bob.

- Ginny. - Ginny were here,

Pulp Fiction is the shiet Well, let's not start suckin' each other's dicks quite yet.

Go on! ....... He's bald!

You can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer.

Yes, you did! Yes you did, dude!

- Marsellus. - No, it wasn't. I didn't do it.

Check out the big brain on Andrew!

[ Woman ] Now what do you say?

- ¿Donde esta el zapateria? - Excellent pronunciation.

My friend saying what every time i say something

The black girl was a demolition expert.

She comes home from a hard day's work, finds a bunch of gangsters in her kitchen...

you play with matches you get burned

Bring out Alberts.

So pretty please with sugar on top.

And they will know My name is the Lord!

OPENING TO PULP FICTION 1994 DVD The metric system.

That’s That Hawaiian Burger Joint!

Yes, I've fuckin' looked. What the fuck do you think I'm doin'?

- [ Rummaging ] - Well, it should be.

That's a little bit more enthusiasm for Joker 2 than I needed, Quentin but go right ahead

You know what they put on burgers in America? Burger sauce. Swear to god I seen em do it

Barney the dinosaur You’re watching ratatouille on Pixar you’re watching old spice on bearglove

'cause my girlfriend's into rock magic. That means I’m kinda into rock magic too

[ Brett ] Look, I'm sorry, uh, l-- I didn't get your name.

- Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo - They keep underestimatin' ya.

Don't go telling me about dynamics. I'm the dynamic fuckin' master.

- You're hurt? - No, no, I might've broken my nose. It's no biggie.

Hey, uh, what do you think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend.

DeadEspeon's dead, baby. DeadEspeons dead.

You know what? I was thinkin' about takin' a shower.

Stop bothering me!

with a goddamn hand cannon?

this one is a fuckin' madman

Shit negro that's all you had to say

Lance! The goddamn phone's ringing!

[ Screaming Continues ]

and I don't wanna kill you; I wanna help you.

- So did you think of somethin' to say? - Actually, I did.

It’s just against the rules.

which pretty much makes me a vegetarian.

[headphones attempting to pair]

I double dare you mother fucker. Say it’s Will and McCutch’s fault one more goddamn time.

Point the gun at me! point the gun at me! there you go

H-H-He's black.

- [ Woman On Television ] Don't you dare strike me! - Hello.

So pretty please. With sugar on top. Vax your precious kids.

Very, very much.

French fox's speciality was sex.

Say ETA again motherfucker!I dare you!

First watch up his ass

When Emily goes shopping, she buys shit.

[ Door Bells Jingling ]

Cuando estás haciendo cola en migraciones

Five long years he wore this watch....up his ass

Me , to my family today

This is a tasty burger

They should be fuckin' killed, man. No trial, no jury, straight to execution

Blbosti jako tohle nám nakonec tuhle situaci vyhrotěj, ty vole!

I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.

Where is the shoe store?

And that is choco from the Harz mountains of Gwinnexo

Force, as in we're a force to be reckoned with.

Boxers don't have an old-timers' day.

When you came pulling in here,

They look like a couple of dorks.

A wise man named Brady taught me this. Now, Corby I pass this on to you

Yo, Vincent Vega. Our man in Amsterdam.

Manager. He don't give a fuck.

Sounds like a shit job

- What time is it? - Almost nine in the morning.

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

"THANK YOU, JODY"

But I'm tryin', Ringo.

You sending Sofia?

That's good, man. You're startin' to lighten up.

I didn't know there was such a difference between a pot belly and a tummy.

[ Radio Announcer ] i EI burro!

Any one of you enter “telephone encounter” for reason of visit And I’ll hero every one of you mother fellows

This is what I have been sending customers that have a resident wanting to know where the installer is...

Check out the big brain on Brent!

- You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup? - What?

So tell me again about marijuana in Michigan...

Remember at Flashback BE COOL LIKE FONZIE

I’m Winston Wolf I solve Chili’s scheduling problems

He had a little garden down at the bottom enclosed in glass, like a greenhouse.

Sorry about that, Floyd.

See, I got the idea the last liquor store we stuck up, remember?

Well, well, I do. I do.

OPENING TO PULP FICTION 1998 DVD The metric system, motherfucker!

Hahaha i gotta piss

"Yeah, That’s Probably A Good Idea."

It's a show promoting rightwing propaganda called Fox News's The Five

Yeah, but sour cream tastes good

Check out the big brain on Brian

Yeee! Yeeee-hah!

Sent a couple cats over to his place. They took him out on his patio.

- [ Screaming ] - [ Crash ]

Nobody kills anyone in my place of business, except me or Zed!

that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced?

You'll be a woman

W-Whoa. Whoa. Hold your horses, man. W-What's the problem?

Vales Dead Baby

Have you lost your fucking mind?

It's legal, but it ain't 100% legal.

Five long years he kept that fish up his ass

[ Tires Screeching ]

opening to men in black 3 2012 dvd

Check out the big brain on dave!

I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet.

But Jar Jar’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.

This watch was on your daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi.

- What does it feel like to kill a man? - [ Sniffs ]

So pretty please, with sugar on top do the regulatory hazmat inspections.

i think you heard me just fine, punchy

You to yourself When your wife's yelling at you.

From here on in, you consider my ass retired.

Hahaha i gotta piss

Benjy, stay out of the suburbs

Check out the big brain on Brennnnt!

Mispronounce etouffee again..I dare you

put your palms flat on the table and sit your ass down.

- You want to rob banks? - I'm not saying I wanna rob banks.

-Martin&Lewis- Did you just order an Orgain shake?

SO PRETTY PLEASE, WITH SUGAR ON TOP, DON'T SEND AN FUCKING ETRANFER THE LAST DAY.

That's a bold statement

Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' youngerbrutha, youngerbrutha.

Okay? It was just him and this guy.

You know what they call a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in USA! Opening to Pulp Fiction 1994 DVD

At Marsellus's request.

You're a smart motherfucker that's right The metric system

- It's not. It's the same ballpark. - Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither.

Did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said, "Orphaned Pudle Storage"?

Hey, mi casa es su casa

How about you, Lash LaRue? Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?

"The path of the righteous man...

Check out the big brain on Kelly

we’re gonna line the front seat and the backseat and the floor boards with quilts and blankets

If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.

don't ya, Skyler?

English Motherfucker do you speak it. Yes.

Which pretty much makes me a Counting Crows fan

Fuck you Lance, answer!

I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd

- [ Loud Groan ] - Two things.

[ Jukebox ] To Lonesome Town

"made out" gretchen style

That's a bold statement

[ Radio: "Comanche" by The Revels ]

Et The Extraterrestrial (1982)

does he look like a bitch?

Yes you did Dominique Yes you did

I was just curious,

here's a little something for the effort.

Taking time to make time

will win this handsome trophy that Marilyn here is holding.

Shut the fuck up god damn bussiness Shut the fuck up god damn bussiness

What do you think she'll do?

Damn Gibby, that was serous ace stuff

I don't see Jayne Mansfield, so she must have the night off or something

Say "N" again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker!

HTML5 motherfucker do you speak it?

Those are friend prices

Fuck you, Lance! Answer!

- How many up there? - Three or four.

- 'Til God puts me where He wants me to be. - What if He don't do that?

Say Bearglove again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker!

I don't give a damn what men find attractive.

'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing freaky mcguires ain't my goddamn' business, that's why!

The adventures of Elmo and Growin

you ain't got no problem lex I'm on the motherfucker

Don't be rude. Drink your drink, but do it quickly.

[ All Gasping ]

Just because you have no credibility Doesn’t mean others lose all credibility arguing with you

They don't call it a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese?

Perfect example of what I saw at convenient store

I don't remember askin' you a goddamned thing

What? Say Bisq again!

What do they call Performance Max?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye...

- Which one is it? - It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker."

- But was he cool or what? - Thank you.

Take your foot off the nigger.

I think you heard me just fine, punchy

Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's.

to accentuate it.

Say Dorian Again! I dare you! Say Dorian one more ******* Time!

[ Panting Continues ]

I can’t believe these are the same pants?

That means the god came down from heaven and stopped the motorcycles.

CHIEF OF CIA AFTER THE EPSTEIN DISCLOSURE BILL PASSES

- Three. - Okay, Ringo.

My name is Paul... ...and this shit's between y'all

The only one who could ever reach me

That’s Jeff’s Brain Fuckin’ With Him

The Hurt Locker (2008)

I'd be in as much trouble as you.

Check out the big brain on Max

- Who's Antwan? - Tony Rocky Horror. You know him.

Opening To Getting The Music On 2004 DVD

- [ Loud Crash ] - [ Jody ] What the hell was that?

BM Plumbing It’s the one that says BM on it!

Shut the fuck up, fat man! This ain't none of your goddamn business!

- Not in this life. - What then?

Opening To For Astro Boy 1994 VHS Real Not Fake Its Gone Due To Fake Openings

That means that God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.

Opening To Madagascar 2005 DVD (Fullscreen version)

the towel didn't look like no goddamn maxi pad!

- Please - [ Sniffing ]

Ask me nice like that, no problem.

Marvin. Marvin! I'd knock that shit off if I was you.

But they won't find us, will they?

- [ Grunting Continues ] - [ Zed ] Yeah!

What's more chicken-shit than fuckin' with a man's Fence?

IF YOU WANNA WATCH TOY STORY TWO ON DVD YOU BETTER STOP WATCHING RIO ON DVD AND WATCH TOY STORY 2 DVD

Now, my shit, I'll take the Pepsi Challenge with that Amsterdam shit..

we happy? yeah, we happy.

and the finder of lost children.

to call pizza in school?

And Posting non-pulp fiction content Ain't Even The Same Fucking Thing.

DONT FUCKIN DIE ON ME, DISCORD!

Wax museum with a pulse

Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

[Headphones want to pair]

The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting.

[ Tapping Fingers ]

Say "aenigma" again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker!

Say "alpha" again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker!

Three days later, your granddad was dead, but Winocki kept his word.

Don't let them make up your mind

[ Radio: Whistling ]

Teating Testing

What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Check out the big brain on KEN!

Let's Not Start Suckin' Each Other's Dicks Quite Yet We still need gfx for bleed 3

Say Pet Rock one more goddamn time!

- Okay, so tell me again about the hash bars. - Okay, what you want to know?

but you happened to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period,

[ Groaning Continues ]

did you just order a 5 dollar shake?

Well, that is one way to say it.

You’re a smart mother fucker. That’s right.

You fu-- Oh, Jesus Christ!

Benjy what did I say? Don't do shit, unless

No marriage counselor. No trial separation. I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced.

I'm the one who sent the goof, I know how good it is.

- For life? Most definitely. - Yeah.

Stumpy 70 year old balding fark

What if he was to come in here and see his towel like this?

Now, come on. Help me, help me. Pick her up.

- It's just good company, that's all. - [ Sighs ]

Opening To Madagascar Escape 2 Africa 2009 DVD

You read the Bible, Ringo?

It’s 5 hours away……….i’ll be there in 4……….. 3 hours 57 minutes later & Pulling up to TPC…

Yes, you did. Yes you DID, Brett

CHINESE MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

Dorian?? Say Dorian Again! I dare you. I double dog dare you. Say Dorian one more G#$*(&% time!

Oh. [ Inhaling ]

I got a threshold Jules I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take

In the 7th, my ass goes down

Step aside, Butch.

Which pretty much makes me gluten free

you a smart mother fucker

More fitting don't you think

It's legal to buy it. It's legal to own it.

Check out the big brain on cece!

Yeah. I got my moments

- nobody does a fuckin' thing 'til I do something. - Right.

YOU ARE NOT BRINGING THIS FUCKED UP B!#@% INTO MY CAR!

Heroin (I.e., hating on FSU) It's comin' back in a big fuckin' way.

Toss the weapon.

He can't control his gayness

Look Mutherfucker!

I said goddamn!

what does beef look like?

Opening to Pulp Fiction 1994 DVD

- [ Door Bells Jingling ] - [ Panting ]

It's the little differences.

AND WHEN HIS BLACK FRIEND WALKED IN HE SLIPPED ON THE FLOOR.

Yeah, I was sitting here, eating my muffin and drinking my coffee and replaying the incident in my head when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.

I'm on the motherfucker

Oh, man, that's fucked up.

- You crashed your car into my fucking house! - Grab her feet.

So pretty please, with sugar on top... Vax your precious kids.

The Hurt Locker (2008)

VERY INCORRECT INDEED YOU'D DIG IT THE MOST

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

BM Plumbing It’s the one that says Bobby Mason on it!

Check Out The Big Brain On Gammy

Fascism, it's comin' back in a big fuckin' way.

Opening To The Roller Coaster TVB 1993 VHS

Opening To The Roller Coaster TVB 1993 VHS

Are you sure this is absolutely necessary?

[headphones attempting to pair]

So pretty please. With sugar on top, Vax your precious kids.

MEMPHIS TOMATO, GB TOMATO, AND SKINNEEJAY TOMATO.

Lead's dead, baby. Lead's dead.

- Just? I-- -Say "Just" again!

Durward Kirby burger, bloody.

I Wanna Dance; I Wanna Win; I Want That Trophy.

check out the basketball brain on chad!

Uh-- Uh, no, thank you.

Don't be a circle

That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch.

That’s That Hawaiian Burger Joint!

cockroach may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cAUSE I WOULDN'T EAT THE FILTHY MOTHERFUCKERS

[ Laughing ] That totem pole been here forever!

A pot. [ Giggles ] A pot belly.

MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Illegal Line in Car Dealer Ad

They did that to each other, man. They came in fightin'.

Opening To Animal Crossing New Horizons 2016 DVD

How’s your battery? I specifically reminded her

I don't watch Roku TV