Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

it's these old fuckin' Jews who've owned the store for 15 fucking generations.

Garçon! Pulp fiction content!

Like Caine in Kung Fu

[ Woman ] It's as if it turns every part of your body into the tip of a penis.

Take care of her? No, man, just take her out.

What do they call a Whopper? - I don't know. I didn't go into Burger King.

Yeah, but bacon tastes good.

With some feed barn.

What do they call P-Max?

- What do they call a Whopper? - I don't know. I didn't go into Burger King.

But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen.

And he’d be damned if any Russian was going to put his greasy red hands on the Art Ross Trophy

Now that is a tasty burger

fuckin' up the way the nigger talks; that shit ain't right.

Goddamn, this march air is some chilly shit

'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business, that's why!

Nah, man…I’m pretty fuckin far.

Does he look like an easy A professor?

***t, yeah! Got my tecnique down and everything. I don't be ticklin' or nothin'

- What was it about? - How should I know? You were the one watching it.

[ Sighs ] Marvin, what do you make of all this?

I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.

Monster Joe and his daughter Raquel are sympathetic to our dilemma.

In the fifth, your ass goes down.

you aint got no problem I'm on the mf'er

I think you heard me just fine, Punchy

I seriously doubt that.

Five in each ear, one through the nipple of my left breast,

Try walkin' into one of those places with nothing but a phone.

protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness.

"THANK YOU, JODY"

AS FAR AS I KNOW THE MOTHER FUCKER'S TIP TOP

HE SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER!!!

- After tonight? - Correct. I got all tonight to quack.

and if you heard it, that meant your ass.

well now you know

You GOtta have an opinion!

ome on. Point the gun at me. Point the gun at me. There you go

We should be fucking dead my friend!

November 7, 2006

- Was, was - He was

- Okay. Then what happens? - Kinda curious about that myself.

Now don't tell me

should've fuckin' better known better

Please, Pretty please, with sugar on top Review RSK-BIO-034

Did you notice the sign on the front of my house that said "Pissed-up Tramp Storage"?

- What you doing? - I'm calling my partner in Toluca Lake.

Ha ha ha, it's your sentence motherfucker

I'm Mr.Wolf I Solve Problems

Since I left you, this has been, without a doubt,

I’m on the motherfucka

In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back?

Don’t you love it when you come home from work to find your porn waiting for you?

- [ Marsellus Groaning ] - You feel that sting, huh, big boy?

- Just take whatever you want. - [ Panting ]

- But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Ah, so, by that rationale,

Personality goes a long way

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Now, how may I help you?

TWO DRUNK GUYS WALK INTO A BAR, ONE WHITE AND ONE BLACK.

I’m in big fucking trouble man… I’m coming to your house…

it'd be confiscated, taken away.

target's up Bring out the hawker 400's

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I will never forgive your ass for this shit this is some fucked up repugnant shit

Opening to Pulp Fiction 1994 DVD OF

Nigger fell through that.

Me and Vincent would've been satisfied...

I never gave much thought to what it meant.

Beans dead baby. Beans dead

- We happy? - Yeah, we happy.

Now, look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine.

i didn't. Yes you did.. Yes you did, Mark!

What do they call it? - They call it a Belle Roya Keane.

ouverture de Toy Story 1996 vhs (version 2)

Hey, my name's Paul, and this shit's between y'all.

Fuck You OPENING TO PULP FICTION 1994 DVD

Procedure thunderdome

Be calm, cooperate,

I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star."

I mean, the way it is now,

I can't believe that's the same Scooter!

Vietnamese, Koreans, don't even speak fuckin' English.

[ Zed Wheezing ]

- and on this invention they show shows, right? - Yeah.

Yes you did Brett. Yes you did!

Say "sort" again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker!

English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

Ohh! I'd smother you!

Walk out the door, get in the car, go home, jerk off, and that's all you gonna do.

I'm here to help. If my help's not appreciated — lots of luck, gentlemen

Ain’t no fuckin’ ballpark neither.

"I didn't vote for this!"

pick the perfect one,

Royale w/Cheese 5.5/10

You know what they call a fat juicy beaver in France?

Teste Teste teste

You're supposed to wash 'em first

What's more chicken-shit than fuckin' with a man's smoker?

Fine job, gentlemen.

That is Mamie Van Doren.

- Here you go, Mr. Wolf. - Thank you, Jimmie.

English Motherfucker Do you speak it

say bootyful again

Say good night... and go home.

What's a noogla gonna do? It's Google.

I didn't Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Delphine!

So pretty please, with sugar on top, get the fuckin' ice.

The rest of you is normal-- normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass--

Well, i'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfuc***, Motherfuc***!

Get down on the fucking floor!

She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

Say 6 7 again! I dare ya! I double dare you motherfucker

You read the Bible, Pete? Yes?!

Yes you did. Yes you did!

Your granddad was facing death.

Opening To Meet The Robinsons 2007 DVD

September 8, 2008

I'm on the mother f**cker

The thicker the better, the darker the better. No whites. Can't use 'em.

Opening To Escape from New York 2000 DVD

Continue. You were saying something about "Recognizing the message"

My wife is a rolls person Which pretty much makes me a rolls person

Kung fu panda (2008)

check out the big brain on Brian

That a little more information than I needed, Vince... but go ahead

How will I remember

I can’t believe these are the same pants

they keep underestimatin' ya.

- You know what you two look like? - [ Vincent ] What?

So pretty please, with sugar on top, join AW.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

What does what feel like?

Needs a phallic graffiti! "graffiti" is plural

PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP Do the fuckting evaluation

S—t, yeah! Got my technique down and everything. I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.

Uh, one hundred percent.

Three, four Get out on the floor

One well-dressed, slightly toasted psípato.

To the band family You Fuckers

- What was your speciality? - Knives.

My Name's Pitt. And Your Ass Ain’t Talkin’ Your Way Outta This Shit.

Say “trades” again!

[ Loud, Rhythmic Grunting ]

- You'd punch me in the belly? - Right in the belly.

You are a smart That right, the metric system

Nigga worked through that.

That’s a bold statement

Garçon means "peanut"

Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street.

Opening To Hannah Montana - One in a Million 2026 DVD

Half-black, half-Samoan. Used to call him "Tony Rocky Horror."

you mean take care of herself?

- Foot massages don't mean shit! - Have you ever given a foot massage?

Trump to Sondland on 9 Sept Call I am hanging the up phone! No Quid Pro Quo! No Quid Pro Quo!

I gotta stab her three times?

Liv and Maddie, You Wanna Watch Keemstar Alex is a stupid nigger, or spotlight, or back at the barnyard, or m&m's chocolate bar, or mucinex, or beggin' strips gotta get that bacon,

Opening To Monsters, Inc. 2002 VHS

From here on You can consider my ass retired

- I wanna dance. - No, no, no, no, no.

Jimmie, how you doin', man? It's Jules. Just listen up, man.

[ Jules ] Hmm? Oh. Vincent, Marvin. Marvin, Vincent.

[ Loud Grunt, Yelling ]

Pocahontas (2019)

Don't fuckin' "Jimmie" me, Jules! Okay? Don't fuckin' "Jimmie" me.

- Last I heard. - That's five dollars? You don't put bourbon in it or nothin'?

I'll be right back with your drinks.

FUCK YOU LANCE, ANSWER!!!

- Right here! - [ Man ] All right!

HITTING YOUR HEAD ON THE HOMESTAR RUNNER

And some matches.

I'm the Guns of the Navarone.

Shit naysayer, that’s all you had to say

Pretty please, with sugar on top Bring the fuckin’ tent

We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.

Show her a good time. Make sure she don't get lonely.

I'm fucked. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

You're gonna fuck my shit up big time if Bonnie comes home.

I can keep a secret if you can.

But touchin' his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies...

What does the Code of Conduct look like?

#bigkahunaburger

[ Tires Screeching ]

If my answer frightens you then you should cease asking scary questions.

No problem. I got it under control.

What does Reggie look like?

We should have fucking spreadsheets for this

- Butch, stop watching TV for a second. - Yeah?

Jules, you give that fuckin' nimrod $248,184 and I'll shoot him on general principle.

Say "what" again!

It's in the cupboard.

Now, look, you know, she comes home from work in about an hour and a half.

When he's sick but you miss him...

- [ Vincent ] I don't know. Some book. - What are you looking for?

Did you just order an Orgain shake?

All eight? How long to collect?

I'ma call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin....

NED’S DEAD, BABY. NED’S DEAD.

to go to work on the homes here...

Then I guess you'll just have to come back out to cali, won't you?

- [ Piano ] - [ Man ] She the hysterical type?

I had you bring a bunch of stuff.

- I think Butch surprised his ass same as us. - No, we don't wanna "think."

The streets are filled with regret

I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd

Because sushi tastes good. Nigiri tastes good.

Check out the big brain on Stat!

- That was my 15 minutes. - What was it?

[ Door Bells Jingling ]

- Let go of him, or I'm gonna kill you! - Tell that bitch to be cool.

Don't let them make up your mind

2022, The pandemic is over! Russia enters the chat

for he is truly his brother's keeper...

-Last I heard. -That's Orgain? You don't put bourbon in it or nothin'?

my friends can handle their highf

About to get Mid- level on your ass

You both been to County before, I'm sure. Here it comes.

Sheep: *stops following you* Me: *stops holding wheat and takes it out again*

I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter.

Did you see a sign on the rope that says coffee's allowed on the weekends?

- Be cool! Yolanda, it's cool, baby. - Get back

I got a threshold, Jules I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take

did you notice the sign on the front of my house that said, "Dead Nigger Storage"?

- What? - I don't need you to tell me how fuckin' good my coffee is.

You're A Smart Motherfucker. That's Right.

Easy to kill several teens

[ "You Never Can Tell" ]

Are you deaf? You are not bringing this fucked-up bitch into my house!

Opening To Amazon Prime Video Streaming Service 2010 DVD

and it's the world that's evil and selfish.

You’re the homo, and I’m the hot dog.

- You were talking about drug shit on a cellular phone! - Lance, help me.

for as long as we were,

Your Smart Thats right, the metric system

How about you, Jimmie?

When the kids interrupt a conversation

Gas, it's coming back in a big fucking way

Yah, I got my moment

You're never gonna find anything in this mess!

Now, I'd like that.

- and the tyranny of evil men. - [ Whimpering Continues ]

Opening To Monsters, Inc. 2002 VHS

I Don't Have Cooties Yeah, you kinda do...

You don't wanna fuck my shit up? You're fucking my shit up right now!

- It's still cool, Honey Bunny. - How we doin', baby?

I just hope that I still have some left for ya,

Le Producte With Cheese

If Jeff goes to Indochina, I want a nigger hiding in a bowl of rice...

Yeah. I got my moments

and givin' the bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fucking thing.

Zed's Dead Baby.

You came close, but you never made it.

The one with all the shit in her face?

Calling Martinez is like...

Melania! It's cool baby We just talkin'

Sorry babe I had to crash that Honda

Check out the big brain on Katie

Phase one is complete-- Clean the car-- which moves us right along to Phase two:

[ Man ] Man, you know I didn't--

No, it ain't quite time yet. Come on. Let's hang back.

Opening To Open Season 3 2016 DVD

I'm gonna sit across from her, chew my food with my mouth closed,

- English, motherfucker! Do you speak it? - Yes!

You know what they put on burgers instead of ketchup? Burger sauce. It’s nasty. I seen em do it.

pokemon go its comin back in a big fuckin way

Everybody calm down

English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

Say Seemless one more time

Team Marcel(o)lus Wallace After day 1

Say "what" one more goddamn time!

- You've got a special visitor. - [ TV ] Stand up. Stand up.

Bugs in my cyprus house Making me feel a little Pulp Fiction

Everybody be cool! This is a robbery!

Oh man, I hit wendy with the aerobie.

Aaah! Do it! Yeah!

and when i finished the towel didn't look like no goddamn macropad

-[ Zed ] Guess that means you, big boy. -[ Muffled ] Fuck you!

Piano concerto No. 21

- No, it's not. - Have you looked?

meanwhile in American households...

YOU'RE SENDING THE HARDWARE TEAM??? THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY!!!

Fabienne! Come on, baby.

[ Radio Announcer ] Visit the Jackrabbit Slim's nearest you...

Check out the big brain on Kelly

you take off her shirt and find her heart.

But I'm tryin', Ringo.

i'm the foot fuckin' master.

and... you... are...

- [ Laughing ] - Any time of the day is a good time for pie.

who's filling in for pipen ghimire? gratueten and dizelle blankbunnings.

English, motherfucker... do you speak it?

Check out the big brain on Chris

He gives the phone to a teller. The bloke on the other end says,

[ Fabienne ] Why don't you get up and we'll get some breakfast.

Corn dogs taste good

Cars in my assisted

You got Grandpa lrving sitting behind the counter with a fucking Magnum in his hand.

- You got that? You just be quiet over there! - Waitresses on the floor!

those are friend prices…

That's a shake? That's milk and ice cream?

- [ Zed ] I thought you said you waited for me. - [ Maynard ] I did.

Let's get down to brass tacks, gentlemen.

- I just been sittin' here, thinkin'. - About what?

and a black cup of coffee.

The difference is huge.

You tried to fuck him... bum chyba doesn't like to be fucked by anbody except mrs chyba

I know you're him.

Kaminski! My man from Amsterdam

I'll just be Matt Gaetz, no more, no less.

Go to the fridge and get the thing with the adrenalin shot.

It was a show about a team of female secret agents called Fox Force Five.

not familiar with this no one has ever not texted me back why wouldn't they

Mayonnaise. Goddamn.

No, no, it’s not a fact… It’s just what I heard

[ Wolf Whistle ]

[ Woman ] I need some hair spray.

THIS IS SOME SERIOUS INDIE SHIT.

The Hurt Locker (2008)

ain't the same fuckin' ballpark; it ain't the same league; it ain't the same fuckin' sport.

Whiteboards and boobies! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

- Vincent. - [ Wolf ] Okay, gentlemen.

Opening the VHS of Pixar's 2003 Finding Nemo

I don't watch TV

- I seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.