Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What? - W-What?

DNA Productions

Your Mom when She loses $20 but you're innocent

- Quit fuckin' around and give her the shot. - While I'm doing this,

Check Out The Big Brain On Gammy

crees que te luce tu reloj, dime! creo que estas asustado

- [ Woman ] Butch? - [ Paddlefoot Barking ]

Opening To Toy Story 3 2010 DVD

I been sayin' that shit for years.

yeah, Gerber, mitchell, puppies.

You know what they call a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in France?

- I'd drop it right on your face 'til you couldn't breathe! - [ Laughing ]

WHERES MY SPARE SET OF KEYS?

We're lucky we got anything at all.

Only thing Antwan ever touched of mine was my hand when he shook it... at my wedding.

Fuck you, Boopie! Answer!

Well, what then, day jobs?

You know what divine intervention is?

I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter.

Prank Texter LMAO

You gonna do anything significant? Then do it!

When I Finished, The Towel Didn't Look Like No Goddamn Maxi-Pad

Whatchu mean, "walk the Earth"?

Describe what Troy Kachor looks like

I’m trying Ringo. I’m trying real hard

You’re a smart mother fucker That’s right

Other companies give energy saving advise I've been saying that shit for years

Check out the big brain on Greg

- Breakfast milkshake. - Did you just serve my kids a breakfast shake?

The thing is, Butch,

- Fantastic job, Rick. Thank you very much. - Vincent!

Say "Lol" again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker!

I'm tryin', Ringo.

check out the nice noggin on noagles!

Take your foot off the nigger

I ain't stopping you

It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee.

You’re a smart mother fucker. That’s right.

You gotta have an opinion!

Say "motherfuckhead" again!

I'm the foot fucking master

And me and my Sophie and Irene and really young Yankovic

I know baby You'd dig it the most.

Okay, first thing. You two.

- Jungle boogie - Get up with the boogie

Kill Bill Vol 1 2003

Not regularly, no.

Kathleen, you let that fuckin' nimrod produce a Star Wars movie and I'll shoot him on general principle.

Pot bellies make a man look either oafish or like a gorilla.

Any of you fucking pigs move and i'll make you all say oatly in unison

That's a damn shame.

Mets keep winning..... ......Met fans still suck!

You don't think he overreacted?

[ Radio Dial Tuning ]

The last thing you'll remember seeing.

Say Monday again!

did you just order a forty-one dollar cocktail?

Everybody Be cool

Opening To Pixar’s Toy Story 2 2000 VHS

CHINESE MOTHER TRUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

- [ Water Stops ] - [ Butch ] I take it back.

Check Out The Big Brain On Damian!

Then he died of dysentery-- He give me the watch.

Well shit negro that's all you had to say

[ Tires Screeching ]

Where'd you get 'em? McDonald's, Wendy's, Jack-in-the-Box?

The Hurt Locker (2008)

No? Then why you tryna paint it like a vagina/uterus/ovaries?

- All the customers kept comin' in. - Yeah.

To be continued.

I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years.

- [ Woman ] Do you think he's dead? - He's dead.

MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Southern California Land Rover

- [ Telephone Ringing ] - [ Man On Television ] Have you got the ring?

Forget it. It's too risky. I'm through doing that shit.

fell through that

Check out the big brain on cass

You may get out of this yet.

Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character

pork chops taste good

I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this.

My little black medical book! It's like a textbook they give to nurses.

Stop In The Name Of Love (2001)

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A RABBIT?

sorry, Baby, But I had to eat that honda.

The Hurt Locker (2008)

I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller! Prank caller!

ETH is fuckin' dead as... Dead.

And five as in there’s one two three four - five - of them

I need to use your garage for a couple hours.

Give it to me. Give me that.

- What's her name? - Mia.

My name is Paul and this is between y’all!

A WHITE GUY WALKS IN AND NOTICES THE WORKER DRINKING MEXICAN BEER.

2 games to go Chiefs fans, so

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

So pretty please with sugar on top Clean the fucking car

Federal banks ain't supposed to stop you in any way during a robbery.

Hit your head on No more blues clues for a week!

And that is Choco from the Harz Mountains of Germany.

- After that, I'm going to have a slice of pie. - Pie for breakfast?

TaD’s Louisiana Cooking?

What's your thoughts on-- on--

DOES HE LOOK LIKEVA RABBIT?

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

- There's a reservation under Wallace. - Wallace?

- We're not gonna store the motherfucker-- - Don't you fuckin' realize...

- I sound like a sensible fuckin' man. - You sound like a duck.

Yes, you did. Yes, you did.

Pulp Fiction On Pluto TV

- Go on! - it's a Republic!

Garçon, coffee... Garçon mean boy...

Funny I was thinking the same thing

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearlove

Yay me starts that yay Oh no me is broken it waa waa

Yes you will Yes you will Steven!

- This is yours here, right? - Yeah.

for massaging my feet seemed reasonable?

2 games to go Chiefs fans, so

I dare you. No I double dare you mother fucker Call me a noob one more goddamn time

- No, I can't. I gotta be someplace. - All right, no problemo.

I'm goona find out

OPENING TO PULP FICTION 1994 DVD

Say 6 7 again! I DARE YA

Looking to see how much we've grown

shit I shot Murry in the face by fukkin accident damn Why the fukk you shoot that nigga in the fukkin face you bitch ass nigga

over five years.

You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. Soi 7

- My name is Fabienne! - Stop it.

AND IN RETORT... MR. HOCKEY SAYS...

Ima call a couple of hard Pipe Hittin Niggas

IP: starts calling double-digit SAM threats and pop up groups while your GBU-24 is in flight

Opening To The Jungle Book 2016 DVD

This was divine intervention

I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker!

"What Happened Here Was A Miracle, And I Want You To Fucking Acknowledge It!"

Oh after you KitiKat

Marsellus said you just got back from Amsterdam.

When you little scamps get together, you're worse than a sewing circle.

say that price of gas again

opening to finding nemo 1993 vhs real not fake opening to Madagascar 1997 dvd real not fake Opening to men in black 3 2001 dvd real not fake

- So that means that it could be up to five guys up there? - It's possible.

and when i finished, the machine didn't look like no goddamn maxi climber!

I want that trophy

A couple of hard hitting pipe hitting

Yeah but ipas taste Good

- Fucking move! Move! - [ Ranchero ]

I love you, honey bunny

Coal, it's coming back in a big fucking way

There's a sensuous thing goin' on...

You don’t put bourbon in that, or nothin’ ?

You. Flock of Seagulls. You know why we're here?

Maybe not that fast.

I don't remember askin' you a goddamned thing!

- [ Grunts ] - Butch?

That’s a little bit more information than I needed

Yeah, but sour cream tastes good. Sour cream tastes good

Check out the big brain on Brian

...t-to disenfranchise millions of Virginians

- And I bet you $10,000 he laughs his ass off. - I don't give a damn if he does.

You might feel a little sting when you wonder if you took your afternoon meds that's adhd fucking with you

- Jungle boogie - Get up with the get down

Take your foot off the nigger

Land Before Time

You always say that. The same thing every time.

English MOTHERFUCKER DO U SPEAK IT? -YES

MMM-HMM! This IS a TASTY Comment, I mean burger

This some serious progressive shit!

i just don't dig on swine thats all

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- I'm proud of you, Honey Bunny. - I love you.

So pretty please, with sugar on top, let Brandi work from home.

Come inside and make yourself a drink. Mia.

- [ Slapping ] - [ Zed Shouting ] Come on! Yeah!

- He fell out of a window. - Hmm. Hmm.

All my piercing, 18 places on my body, every one of 'em done with a needle.

All right, tell me what to do.

Mayonnaise. Goddamn!

Hurricane Dorian Say Dorian Again!

And five, as in there’s one-two-three-four-five of them

Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go home and have a heart attack

- About the miracle we witnessed. - Miracle you witnessed.

Check out the big brain on Brent!

Isn't it more exciting when you don't have permission?

[ Both Laughing ]

I'm coming to your house!

English Motherfucker Do you speak it

alex jones bone broth

Check Out The Big Brain On Gammy

Royale with cheese

- Jesus Christ. Goddamn it. - Don't blaspheme.

Call me Winston.

Does it look like a vagina/uterus/ovaries?

Extinct your bird weapon, you got it. Now head on to see the owl, he must eat grasshoppers. What a cozy little fox.

Shrek 3 and 4 Sucks and the other two are okay

If it'd been me who'd--

I count real fucking fast so try to keep up

Me, I can't usually get 'em 'cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian,

The Secret Life of Pets 3 (2021)

Treasury, MF, is it full?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

YES YOU DID BRETT

I think we should be leaving now.

I’ll be damned if any Atreides are gonna put their greasy, yellow hands on my throne.

The Good Dinosaur (2015)

If they find us, they'll kill us, won't they?

- If you don't mind. - No, no, please. Go ahead.

- So dance good. - All right. You asked for it.

Check out the big brain on Bob!

-The one with all the shit in her face? -No, that's Jody.

- [ Groans ] - [ Thud ]

say "buck "again!

Teams is for squares

Come take my hand

Busboys. Some wetback gettin' paid $1.50 an hour...

Do you know what devine intervention is?

Don't be lookin' at me like that, all right? I can feel your look.

Stay outta trouble, you crazy kids.

You lost all your island privileges

PHIL FUCK YOU PHIL, ANSWER!

Spoken like a true prodigy.

And I don't mean just like no paper cup, I'm talkin' about a glass of beer

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill,

Check Out The Big Brain On Blag!

You gotta bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.

Ha-ha-ha it's your internet, motherfucker

That is what a nice guy I am.

When Bae complains about her food

Well, let’s not start sucking each others d!cks just yet

you'll never have to experience this yourself,

Check out the big brain on derek

Don't you fuckin dad joke on me

naa azért most még ne kezdjük egymás faszát szopni

[ Zed, Maynard Talking, Yelling ]

Holy Shit! I Love Trucks.

- [ "Surf Rider" ] - Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

- Jungle boogie - Get it on

That is Mamie Van Doren

I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh.

Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I kill the motherfucker.

All right. I'll just get one for ya.

To be continued

I -- I gotta go pee

Do you wanna watch Toy Story 2.

You'll be my little mamacita in no time.

“Wut" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in Wut? - W-Wut?

Thats elon fucking with you

I like oak myself. That's what I have in my bedroom.

OPENING TO PULP FICTION 1995 VHS DISNEY VERSION

My Name's Pitt. And Your Ass Ain’t Talkin’ Your Way Outta This Shit.

- except me or Zed. - [ Doorbell Chimes ]

Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go home and have a heart attack

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Vincent Vega's in the house?

Mayonnaise. Goddamn.

ADI Low Voltage Companies

Change your Team Name one more time... I Dare ya I Double Dare ya Motherfucker Change it one more time!

take care of her?

- [ Shorts Groaning ] - You feel that sting, huh, big boy?

The Hurt Locker (2008)

This is a tasty burger

[ Moaning, Laughing ]

Me and Tim would've been satisfied …

It's legal, but it ain't 100% legal.

I’m kinda curious about that myself.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Shit, negro! That's all you had to say

Well, say she comes home.

Besides, I been through too much shit over this case this morning...

It's still cool, Honey Bunny. - How we doin', baby?

The Hurt Locker (2008)

I’ll be right back with your drinks.

You'll get us all killed! Give 'em what you got and get 'em outta here!

- Yeah. It ain't Tuesday, is it? - No, it's Thursday.

was an according-to-Hoyle miracle is insignificant.

To drink-- A tall glass of orange juice...

Check out the big brain On Kelly

English ain't no language I ever heard of!

bedside table, on the kangaroo.

- You can use my straw. I don't have cooties. - Yeah, but maybe I do.

Any of you pricks get temperatures to rise and I’ll execute every mirherfuckin’ last one of ya

The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

That’s just your head fucking with you

I won, all right.

That’s an interesting point.

- What? l-- - Say "what" again!

September 8, 2008

I want you to pick it up, Zed.

You gotta say anything? You gotta hire some people? Then do it! Then do it! And then get the fuck outta my house before they get here.