Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, like Caine in Kung Fu: walk from place to place, meet people, get into adventures.

- You're the fighter? - Whatever gave you that idea?

I just don’t dig no swine that’s all

- Oh, you ready to blow? - Yeah.

Check out the big brain On brent

Oh, well, allow me to retort. Child Cheese

I am... you are ...

[ Beeping Continues ]

Was the son of a preacher man Yes, he was

[ Pumpkin ] That's it. Get the fuck down. In the bag.

You're a smart mother fucker that's right

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?

TaD’s Louisiana Cooking? Me and Vincent would've been satisfied …

You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?

Opening To Disney & Pixar’s Toy Story 3 2004 DVD

I think Alberts is sleepin’z

Funny I was thinking the same thing

i'm the foot fuckin' master

I don't remember telling you a got damn thing!

Come on. Let's get into character.

All I wanna do is call my people and get 'em to bring us in.

spider just caught a couple flies

Go to work on the snow here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch

It's a chopper, baby

That’s for breakfast? You don’t serve no eggs with it or nothin?

Say "What" One More Gosh Darn Time! - T-Th-They’ love Archie!

Check out the big brain on Brent!

They got a name for that, Corbin It’s called a Bum

School get out, baby Gonna tell you some news

Well, you do not speak Bora-Boran either.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Ms. Michele Wallace

That’s just Jeff’s brain fucking with him

I'm making it my business

I'm just sitting here, eating my muffin and drinking my beer...

Mayonnaise Goddamn

- So what he'd do? Fuck her? - No, no, no, no, no. Nothin' that bad.

He was in the P.O.W. camp with Daddy.

- But she's got a breastplate-- You gotta pierce through that. - [ Thumping ]

Garçon means "peanut"

VILLANUEVA CON SU TIO

Don't be a... circle

And I don't mean just like no paper cup. I'm talkin' about a glass of beer.

You didn't listen to the radio?

Three well-dressed, slightly toasted Mexicans.

[ Grunting, Groaning ]

Three kings motherfucker Do you know it?

Fix The Heroku!

I think you heard me just fine, punchy

That's Kool and the Gang

This is a tasty burger!

TaD’s Louisiana Cooking? Me and Tim would’ve been satisfied with …

This is some fucked-up, repugnant shit

Say "vyresultovano" again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker!

MST2. I want that trophy!

You’re a smart motherfucker. That’s right.

Just because you are a pussy Doesn’t mean you eat pussy

I wish I had a pot.

you will know where that extra money went

I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' niggas to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch

That’s all you’re gonna do

Get the fuck down! Well done.

Fabienne! [ Groans ]

Folgers is some serious gourmet shit

PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP Do the fucking evaluation

[ Wolf ] You're dry enough. Toss 'em their clothes.

What do they call a Big Mac?

Th-the Virginia Supreme Court should strike this--

I've been waitin' in school all day long

Tell her it's still cool.

Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell? Bloody as hell

Lookin' good, Butch.

I mean, is it as bad as eatin' her pussy out? No, but it's the same fuckin' ballpark.

Opening To Stop In The Name Of Love 2001 DVD

In the bag. In the bag.

Sounds familier

Spoken like a true prodigy.

HE'S TALKIN ABOUT MOTHERFUCKIN GREYHAWK

November 7, 2006

No! Then why you tryin' to fuck them like a bitch?

We all card carrying members… Of the woulda coulda shoulda club.

Check out the big brain on Ben!

Yeah, but Guinness taste good... Bacon, taste good

Lay me down in Lonesome Town

Pack of Red Apples. $1.40.

Finding new ideas after reading

Funny, I was thinkin' the same thing.

and the tyranny of evil men.

Check out the big brain on Hen!

Yah, I got my moments

I Want To Watch My Bolt 2008

- I seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit. - Yuck.

You actually know what youre doing

All I Want To Hear From Your Ass Is, "You Ain't Got No Problem, Randy. I'm On The Motherfucker."

It's almost over. Tell her you're proud of her.

I'm on the mutherfucker

Say "balance sheet" one more time....

Check out the big brain on Brad!

Do You Want To Continue This Theological Discussion in a car

- Be cool! Yolanda, it's cool, baby. - Get back!

COULD YOU, UM... ROLL ME ONE OF THOSE, SLIM?

The little pools of water that have collected, you gotta soak that shit up.

Say "Oui"one more goddamn time!!! Say "Oui"one more goddamn time!!!

Check Out The Big Brain On Gammy

Did you just order a $4 lemonade? That’s four dollars? They don’t put vodka in it or nothin?

Check Out The Big Brain On Breyeb!

I mean, you know, I don't. How much? A lot or a little?

Burned to a crisp or bloody as hell?

Do me that favor, all right? The phone is in my bedroom. I suggest you get going.

Be cool Yolanda

DALLAS, You were saying something about cancellation.

CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON GAGAPLEX LPS

so he hid his resignation request in one place he knew he could hide something-- his ass.

Besides, Butch,

- Mia. - Why you so interested in big man's wife?

Don't be. Just means I can't have breakfast with you.

DORKS. THEY LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF DORKS.

Pulp Fiction On Pluto TV

Yeah. Mm-hmm. No, me and Fabienne are gonna leave in the morning.

Do my feet look like a bitch?

now, you know what they do to black guys when they catch them Hang!

I’m the fuckin’ master

took the watch off, put it in an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed...

Then what'd you fuckin' ask me about it for?

Opening To Live: The Movie 2013 DVD

you're the righteous man, and I'm the shepherd,

[ Radio switching stations ]

Come on, honey!

No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that; your help is definitely appreciated.

Yeah, the spider just caught a couple flies.

Don't do nothin' stupid, like leavin' this shit out front for the garbageman to pick up.

[ Intercom ] Vincent.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

[ Whispers ] Asshole.

[ Yelling Continues ]

[ Zed Wheezing ]

bring out the GMP.

They're insured. Why should they give a fuck? I don't even need a gun in a Federal bank.

Okay, gentlemen, let's get our rules of the road straight.

[ Woman Screaming ]

- Are not accustomed-- - Uhh!

From the creators of the Incredibles, cb4 and casino

The Hurt Locker (2008)

I'm pretty fuckin' far from a phd

They got a name for that Jules. it's called a rat.

Inside an APPEA consultation meeting Gas, it's coming back in a big fucking way

What do they call the hot dogs? i don't know. i didn't go into hot dogs, wings, etc.

Check out the big brain on Obi!

The Hurt Locker (2008)

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

you will know where that extra money went

Check Out The Big Brain On Gammy

It's really rare that I remember my dreams.

get da hell outta here

You Lookin' At Somethin', Friend? You Ain't My Friend, PalookA.

Opening to Madagascar 2005 DVD (Fullscreen version)

You See, This Business Is Filled To The Brim With Unrealistic Motherfuckers

Bitch I'm gonna fuck you up Dumb bitch

If I was informed correctly, the clock is ticking. Is that right, Jimmie?

- Did it work? - Fuckin' right it worked. That's what I'm talkin' about.

Now, this is where one lucky couple...

I can't believe this is the same house.

- Looks like we got a vigilante in our midst. - Shoot him in the face!

But if they get a chance they'll end it for sure Sure they would

on how to handle this?

Don't get soldering and I find out there's no gas in it

We happy? Yeah, we happy

This is not gonna work, Little Superbad

You see the size of that thing? It’s bigger than him.

LeE-zekiel 25:17.

Does it look like a Bitch? -- What?

Yeah, but you are aware that there is race out there with slanted eyes

You mind if I try one of yours?

- Girl - [ Moans ]

- Your boss makes you do his laundry? - When he wants it clean.

This defense will play and tackle with great vengeance and FURIOUS ANGER!

It's legal, but it ain't 100% legal. but it ain't 100% legal.

- You talk to the customers. - Yeah.

Remember be cool

Come on, gentlemen. We're laughing our way right into prison.

You're the righteous man And I'm the Shepard

[ Rattling Continues ]

YEAH, WE HAPPY.

"graffiti" is plural

TELL THAT DIGGS TO BE COOL. SAY, “DIGGS BE COOL!”

- Now, promise her it's gonna be all right! - I promise!

[ Doorbell Rings ]

when you attend a networking event:

September 8, 2008

After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother,

Oh, man, you know what some fucker did the other day?

your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport, name of Winocki--

Despicable Me DVD

Opening To Jds Revenge 2001 DVD

Don't do shit unless. Unless what? Unless you do it first.

Stay out of trouble You crazy kids!

Walk from place to place, meet people, get in adventures.

Yes you did Brett!

- [ Door Slams ] - Die, you motherfuckers! Die!

OPENING TO FINDING NEMO 1993 VHS REAL NOT FAKE OPENING TO MADAGASCAR 1997 DVD REAL NOT FAKE OPENING TO MEN IN BLACK 3 2001 DVD REAL NOT FAKE

Perfect. We couldn't have planned this better.

The Hurt Locker (2008)

No, no, no. Where'd you get 'em?

Me and Tim would’ve been satisfied with …

¿Se parece a una perra?

A seven dollar lemonade?

- I ain't stopping you! - Stop talking to me. Start talking to her!

Whatchu mean "walk the earth?"

Correctamundo!!

dont blaspheme!

One more kiss, and I'll get up.

What does Military Service look like?

with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice.

- Is that a fact? - And besides,

You know what Republicans call Michelle Obama in France? Le Big Mike

So pretty please, with sugar on top, take my fucking job.

Frank Robinson is a Top-20 player and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!

Yeah, but you are aware that there is an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?

they should've known better

Mark. I'm in big fuckin' trouble, man. I'm coming to your house.

spider just caught a couple of flies

WHAT IS HAPPENING AT KUBECON?

God got involved.

My name's Pitt, and your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this shit.

Cowboys spirit animal

And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.

- Take care of her? - No, man. Just take her out.

I bought a new welder, man.

I don't know what you call that.

Well, you don't dig on swine right?

This is not gonna work little Amazon Prime Video

Go ahead. Pick it up.

- Don't call me "retard." - [ Slurred Voice ] My name is Fabby.

You could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselle

when I lay My vengeance upon you."

One minute, they're havin' a Denver omelet, the next, someone is stickin' a gun in their face.

- I love you, Pumpkin. - I love you, Honey Bunny.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearlove

They Keep underestimating you.

- In the fucking bag! - [ Customer ] I don't have nothin' on me, man.

Say "aenigma" again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker!

who sleep in garbage bins, eat what I throw away.

God came down from Heaven and posted that motherfuckin' gif.

Cookie cake is nice

CLIP NEWS, MOTHER FUCKER! WHEN DO YOU GO LIVE?!

That was fuckin’ trippy

That’s a damn shame

- An Elvis man should love it. - [ Sighs ]

Right now, I’m a race car and you’ve got me in the red. It’s dangerous to have a race car in the red

This is some fucked-up, repugnant shit

That's it. That's my bad motherfucker.

[ Vincent Panting ]

Mars is Mars. But they call it Le Mars

Pot bellies are sexy.

CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON CARL... YOU A SMART A** MOTHAF*****

They talk a lot, don't they

is that one with all the shit in his face?

Yeah, but you are aware that there is an invention called television,

Listen, everybody.

English Mother Freaking Do You Speak It. Yes I Did.

[ Thud! ] [ Gasps ] [ Screaming ]

Okay, you're giving her an injection of adrenalin straight to her heart.

You best back off. I'm gettin' a little pissed here.

just don't put me in this position, all right?

In the fifth my ass goes down

If you need someone to go to court, I'll be glad to help. That guy was a drunken maniac.

Call 1-800-908-0354 to see how much you can save, and save 15% off your home and auto insurance.

The Hurt Locker (2008)

I can't believe this is the same tree!

Say roger rabbit again! i dare you! I double dare you, muthafucka!!

SO PRETTY PLEASE, WITH SUGAR ON TOP, GET OUT OF MOTHMANN

- That would lead me to believe you got cleansers and shit. - Yeah. Under the sink.

[ Wolf Laughing ] Perfect.

- What time does our train arrive? - Eleven.

This doesn't sound like the usual mindless, boring, gettin'-to-know-you chitchat.

I can't believe this is the same tree!!

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

Oh man, I shot dan in the face

I think the Gimp's sleepin'.

CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON CARL... YOU A SMART A** MOTHAF*****

- Oh, man, that's fucked up. - Tell me about it.

any of you fucking pigs move and i'll make you all say oatly in unison

Well, that's what I been sitting here contemplating.

Let me ask you something.

- Toss the weapon. - You don't understand, man.

- What you mean, "walk the Earth"? - Like Caine in Kung Fu.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furry anger

The big man's right over there takin' care of some business.

You sure do look good in them baby doll shoes

- Don't be shy, Vincent. What else did "they" say? - I'm-- I'm not shy.

I don't have time to go into it, but he went through a lot.

I said the words, install the CYPRESS OSM MODULES

September 8, 2008

[ Hit Man ] We happy?

and it's, uh-- it was a wedding present...

Duke’s Dead Baby

You, Flock of Seagulls

Whether or not you can maintain loyalty.

Watch PULP FICTION ELIOT CRIST

Well, you gotta have an opinion!

CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON DAN!

WHEN I SEE DUDES IN SKINNY JEANS

Taxes motherfucker! Do you have them?

It's shit like this that's gonna bring this situation to a head, man!

Go right ahead.

- Hurry up, man. - I'll tell you what to do.

But I don't want that.

Hello, little man.

The Hurt Locker (2008)

One well-dressed, shortly toasted psípato.

I'm prepared to hodl to zero to beat that motherfucker.

you reintroducing the wolf?

I just don't like people barkin' orders at me.

The Hurt Locker (2008)

Every one still getting sick and i'm like...

Uh… because they speak French??

Yeah, I got my moments.