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'cause he had to work with kids, but he clearly has daddy issues!
to paint an accent ceiling the color of my choosing.
- And did we or did we not decide to paint it eggshell white?
we were a bunch of beautiful strangers thrown together
- Oh hell yes. Gimme!
- I actually don't know who I was talking to.
- Holy shit, it's fuckin' Sly!
- But I love it here.
but they're taller.
- No, we don't have it! Come back!
'cause I'm sure Stallone cocked it all up.
This must be Cooke's Temper Monster!
[thunder rumbling]
You gotta admire these ladies.
Some crazy evil shit is about to go down.
[rumbling] [screams]
[all applauding]
like when the people on the Fast and Furious 3D ride
[grunts] [tires squealing]
- I think it's an American Boy doll they released in the '70s.
- What's going to happen to them?
- Whoa. Principal Cooke has seen some darkness.
Stop whining and hand me another can of white paint.
who binge-watches premium streaming TV.
And Theta 5 does a mean Robert De Niro impression.
[grunting] Dammit.
God, I've waited all my life to say that!
[thudding footsteps] [both scream]
Oh. Why! Why does the world hate me?
a fucking digital camera!
- Wait, I thought the Stacis weren't bullying us anymore.
But maybe explain the rules to me as if I was, like, someone
- You sure this is safe? - Yeah, man, don't be such a--
- Hold on! I'll save you!
- I have been assured my new family will allow me
Except most of you, who will probably die.
[grunts]
Taco salad, come to mama!
[all shouting]
- Plus, this one feels like she has an old soul.