Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We've found you a great home with a very nice couple.

was the beef stew good?

I just had to do what a leader does.

- Uh, sure. He's a CPA, woo!

- [Dr. Weatherstone gasps] Oh wow, that's fucking classy.

or we're gonna end up just like that sad bastard.

Don't you know who I am? I'm Korvo! I do the hero shit around here!

Hey, w-will you autograph my neck?

I'm the leader now. L-let's go.

- Okay, now boy alien tell girl alien how gross her ankles are.

in an impossible situation.

sucking and fucking their way to a dollar and a cent.

- Hot dog consensually railing a cupcake!

And those dick-faced alien kids run around all day with no supervision.

Definitely in need of a large glass of scotch.

♪ dramatic music playing ♪

All my life, I thought I was the one that should have died in that Mrs. Fields.

- Yes! Cooke must have so much residual anger and regret

[Stallone grunts] - That asshole ran off and left me to die!

making beef stew on my hot plate?

This is my partner, Officer McGar.

[stammers] This is ridiculous.

[metallic creaking]

Now I kinda like him. - Me too!

- Only one way to find out who's a kid and who's not.

- Wow. I just thought Principal Cooke was a big bag of sad