Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That was weird. - Well, I found my birth certificate.

Anthony A. Apodaca James Bancroft Byron Bashforth

What? All right. Stinky, you'd better get him.

and tossed out some of those videos.

Hank, every Texan ought to have his picture taken in front of the Alamo.

It's got that new license plate smell.

trying to get Texas Native plates.

Justin Ritter Kim Ross Vandana Reddy Sahrawat Afonso Salcedo Philip Shoebottom

How's this? Lopez's is the best barbecue take-out in the state.

It says here your birth parents were Tillie and Cotton Hill.

I got you a little housewarming present. A basket of fruit.

Hank, thanks again for calling. We were starting to get worried.

be born outside Texas.

Well, I suppose you're... Sucker punch.

And my plates usually are so covered with mud anyway.

Now, untie me. The game is over.

Jim Bowie and his knife. Easy now.

Peggy made it up for you. It's mostly oranges.

Just duck down whenever I pass another real Texan.

tearing myself up for letting my first son...

because you're adopted.