Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Go! - You're running for two, woman.
Well, I guess I can't blame her. That's what pigs do.
Thanks for the lift. I don't normally hitchhike.
Hank, close your eyes and put out your hands.
Not being born in Texas, you weren't!
CALLER: Is it Big Tex? RADIO JOCKEY: That's right.
What? New York?
did you happen to come across my birth certificate?
- Take your hands off me, you gutter slut. - Daddy.
It's Little Miss New York.
"These 32 flags...
I guess I could take a few people in my Cadillac car...
Suck on a pebble and keep looking storked out.
It was his idea to go to New York.
You idiot. We can't use our own cars.
I don't remember seeing any Montana flag at the Alamo.
HANK: Any sign of my birth certificate yet? PEGGY: To be perfectly honest, no.
I wonder if I would have called him Dad or Coach?
Don't thank me. Thank your mother.
Take your hands off me you gutter slut
Well, that's how they get here.
Wait! Cotton's trying to pin this on me?
Three days later we took a premature bundle of you...
Barbecue at midnight?