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Well, if I was adopted that means my real dad could be anybody.

We'll go out tonight, raise some hell. We'll make you one of us, a real Texan.

That is a capital idea with a capital I

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I was born in the ladies' room at Yankee Stadium?

The ladies' room, Yankee Stadium, Mr. Fidel Castro.

The baby's coming!

I wanted to say something, but I didn't want to hurt you.

Dad, you can't kill Castro.

The only closure I need Is of your mouth

Hank, I'm so, so sorry.

Dad, is what Joseph's been telling everyone at school true?

Boy, that's a lot of knives and flares and stuff for...

but I don't wanna.

Otherwise, you'd have a bunch of Oklahomans...

Maybe I dipped he! too hard or maybe Old Blue Eyes greased the rail.

Did you meet Woody Allen and hang out in the Village?

Fine fine, every war is a genocide Kill one civilian and it's a genocide

Why am I wearing the hat?

My real parents might have called me Henry...

- It's starting to drizzle. - Suck it up, Stinky.