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The baby's coming!
Dammit Darl
Boy, that's a lot of knives and flares and stuff for...
but I don't wanna.
I was born in the ladies' room at Yankee Stadium?
Otherwise, you'd have a bunch of Oklahomans...
The ladies' room, Yankee Stadium, Mr. Fidel Castro.
Did you meet Woody Allen and hang out in the Village?
- Yep. - Yep.
damn it, dale!
Dad, is what Joseph's been telling everyone at school true?
I wanted to say something, but I didn't want to hurt you.
That is a capital idea with a capital I
Dad, you can't kill Castro.
Well, if I was adopted that means my real dad could be anybody.
- It's starting to drizzle. - Suck it up, Stinky.
Maybe I dipped he! too hard or maybe Old Blue Eyes greased the rail.
[Hank sighing]
Hank, I'm so, so sorry.
The only closure I need Is of your mouth
Fine fine, every war is a genocide Kill one civilian and it's a genocide
Get down!
My real parents might have called me Henry...
We'll go out tonight, raise some hell. We'll make you one of us, a real Texan.
Eileen O'Neill Danielle Feinberg
Why am I wearing the hat?