Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who'd believe you'd be man enough to kill Castro?

- That's Lopez? - He knows too much.

- No, my dad hates adopted children. - Exactly.

I left when I was three days old, okay?

Now, Hank, if being born here is so important...

If I don't watch my weight, they're gonna cut off my foot.

That's nice. Now, give me the gun.

- I'm from New York. - Get out!

Godpeggy Whatifimachris

Or should I say yadda-yadda-yadda?

- Hank, should I? - Shut up, Dale.

I never told you because I didn't think you were man enough to handle it.

whose parentage is, let's face it, a question mark.

I don't mean that.

Make you look like a real Texan.

Hank, are you standing on the cable?

Hey, maybe even Tom Landry.

Hell, I know it's him.

[Hank screaming]

Well, I guess that's a relief.

It rained for 17 days straight at Guadalcanal.

You know, Colonel, your boy should have come up by now.

Well, it wasn't a state yet.