Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Sniffles] Excellent.

Do you want to hear my award-winning secret?

Shut up! I'm trying to watch this.

- [Sobs] - [Applause]

My shack! My beautiful shack!

[Nervous Chuckle] They also have Memorial Day.

which has delighted young Americans for lo these past six years...

But in a way, isn't he everyone's son?

Man, you'd think the quality would dip after 5,500 shows.

All over town, kids are just waking up from their naps cranky and hungry for the news.

no one's the wiser.

Don't trust mice. Cats are made of glass.

Sure. I'll just stand here.

This time you're in for it, Bart.

Well, don't worry about sports. I got that covered.

[Scoffs] Well, she's not the boss of me!

Sorry, Bart, but you've gotta take some things seriously.

tell me who I selected to be lunchroom monitor.

- [Groans] - [Yelps]

- Bart, get out of my anchor chair. - Silence, Octopussy.

They don't believe kids are learning anything from Itchy and Scratchy.

and left me for dead.

[Tires Screeching]

- [Knocking] - Sorry. Willie can't hear ya.

- I'm Bart Simpson. - Stop talking like that. Stop it.

“Ew. Uh, I’m so scared, Milhouse.”

'cause here comes dodgeball action.

Pray for JavaOne

Oh, that’s gotta hurt

[Groans] Stop that. You're a helper monkey.

I want you to take that monkey back...

[Grunts] I'll have to eat my way out.

and now he just lies there struggling to breathe.