Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Bart] Our forgotten veterans- Their guns are quiet now.
- Just the monkey then. - Uh, may I inquire...
Yeah. By you!
Hey. Here's another letter for Bart's People.
- Boring. - And now sports.
he'd be off that show so fast-
"I came to this country hoping to share the American dream.
this monkey's gonna change my life.
Lisa, I've selected you to be that child anchor.
Oh, how terrible. Read on.
- [Choking] - Lisa, please.
the second monologue, Paul Harvey, Senor Pepino-
[Computerized Voice] Pray for Mikey
- [Shrieks] - [Apu] Do not be alarmed.
What in Grimm's name does that even mean?!
"Hey, Jughead, did you hear? The Supreme Court reversed"-
You can't create a monster and then whine when he stomps on a few buildings.
They want cheap sentiment? I'll pump 'em so full of sap...
- [Labored Breathing] - [Homer] What do you want?
But you know, if they run this up the flagpole, I'll salute.
"Supreme Court reverses"-
Sorry! Kenny can't hear ya!
[Whistle Blowing]