Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That’s not nice

and they've asked me to select an outstanding student to be anchorchild.

[Tires Squealing]

I got him after a robber shot me six times...

[Imitating Farts]

but if you don't mind...

Helper monkey, eh?

Human interest stories. They tug at the heart and fog the mind.

Thank you. Our top story today-

And she'll make a fine piece of kindlir.

[Monkey Chittering]

Groundskeeper Willie, furious with the government that let him down.

You did this, Bart Simpson!

Is there a problem, honey?

Uh, they serve as seeing eyes for the blind, sir.

and did a different kind of story.

Well, we used to date. Plus, he threatened me.

You're finally giving something back to the community...

Mr. Brockman, I need your help. I've got to become...

Well, I'm sorry you couldn't feel for old Joe.

the American flag doesn't contain the word "Jordache."

on this chalk shortage as it continues.