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You've absolutely no reason to be jealous.
I'm proud of you, honey.
- [Crash, Audio Cuts Out] - Oh, no.
- I'll be in makeup. - [Door Closes]
- And so on. - [Groans]
Botched face-lift. You could learn a lot from him, Maryann.
In any language it spells mazuma in the bank.
- [Chitters] - [Sighs]
- We're cutting 10 minutes from your show. - Well, I guess...
I quit.
[Bell Dings]
You know, Bart, if we combine your showmanship with my integrity...
And now, Bart's been looking into that alleged ham salad...
Stay tuned for The Mattel And Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour.
Ack! Me pile!
[Birds Chirping]
as a second-grader to produce my own TV show...
reporting.
I don't need a coanchor. I'm a straight-A student.
That's Kidz Newz. Good night.
All right. I'll read one comic just to get me rollir.
Bart Simpson telling you to lock the doggy in the barn...
Back off, Bart. This may be the only chance I get...
And now, Kidz Newz. ## [Singing Melody]
Help? You destroyed my house...
- [Gasps] My board! - It's Willie's board now.
I tell ya, it's the tightest three hours and 10 minutes on TV.
so he can be rehabilitated and get a second chance.
From now on, you're Lisa's coanchor.
Well, If I'm guilty of anything, maybe it's caring too much.
[Whimpering]