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Wow. This is a lot to think about.
How dare you? That's not just Catwoman's date.
So did you get the paperless post reminder?
Oh, my gosh! She's here.
Of course, I do. But you don't.
[sighs]
[sniffs]
That is the only reason I'm here.
Relax. Weddings are a joyful occasion.
Pissed off some very powerful supervillains
Come on, let's overthrow Mayor What's-his-name?
I only care if he does.
and... [sighs] That fucks up what I have with Kite Man.
Ivy's wedding is on.
Oh! Oh, now this is majestic.
which is this sick combination of ballet and karate.
Do it, men and Cheryl,
and accomplished absolutely nothing.
I thought maybe I could do something right for once.
-[tires screeching] -[sirens wailing]
Didn't that dick face already call dibs on this monument
I'm not the person for you.
Ivy, you are the wind beneath my kite.
[sighs] Maybe I don't fit in Ivy's new life.
and spending weekends shuttling our four kids between soccer,
Um, and just a lot of chilling on the couch,
We can Photoshop some pics later. It'll be great.
Tawny Young reporting live
-Listen how crazy you sound. -I'm not.
Tawny Young reporting live from Gotham City Hall
Aren't you tired of the supers getting all the credit?
of the most dangerous city in America,
Don't leave, Mr. Burton!
[sighs] I'm not going.
Why?