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Now if I can only steer it.
Now, calm down, son!
We'll figure something out.
Yeah, So what do I call you, anyway?
- You'll get yours! - Oh, a threat.
Jesus! He's transmitting in alpha waves with complex frequency patterns in them.
Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, yeah, my friends are all 20 years old, and I'm only 12.
Hi, um, can I please borrow some change to phone my parents?
Yeah, I knew that, I knew this was Tokyo.
- Are you sure, David? - Yes.
- They're approaching the West Coast. - Already?
Now, nobody is going to hurt you.
He is angry because I won't take him back to his home planet.
I'd like to take you back to your own time, but it's just too dangerous.
- What's his problem? - He's got a cold.
It's heading back.
Keep them in that house!
This first-class maneuver lets me to slide through your planet's thick atmosphere.
Unfortunately, we discovered it was too dangerous
cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame-seed bun...
- Until when? - All week.
That is obvious.
Uh-oh.
Will I ever see you again?
My God, These are uncharted systems.
No! That dumb dog will never learn to catch a Frisbee.
Now, don't forget your promise, Doctor, David has to be back in 48 hours.
I swear to God, if I was flying this thing, we'd be home by now.
to come home too but the doctor wants you to stay in the hospital a couple of days.
- Wow! What are these?
- Where did this come from? - From the mind of 12-year-old boy.
Weird. What are they doing here?
Very well. You give me the star chart and I'll take you home.
You're the one who almost crashed. I just shut down to teach you to fly.
- OK, which way to Fort Lauderdale? - I only know what's in your head,
- David. - Dad!
So you enjoy yourself and we'll see you in the morning.
What is it, macho man? Not afraid of a little wind, are you?
- Butt-face! - Scuzz-bucket, Ha-ha!
My God, it changed shape!
Yippee!
All right, all right.
Janet, call the police.
- Do you have a back door? - Yes, it's back there.
- Just...just get us out of here! - Compliance.
No, I guess not.
I wonder if that's that Twisted Sister stuff Carolyn was talking about.
Hey, Now, come on, it's not as bad as it seems.
Are you kidding? They've run a million tests on you.
There may be radiation leakage.
OK, let's do that. But if anybody asks, you're the one that did it, OK?
Vectors? I don't have any vectors, I'm just a kid.
Seal all doors, Activate penetration recording.
- You liar! - Am not.
Get away!
- David, please! - David!
I'm sorry, I don't belong here now.
uses only ten percent of your brain.
- Dr, Faraday, - Any signs of life?
We are precisely 20 miles from point of origin, as you requested.
You're gonna have to process this,
then we're all going home, and that's all there is to it.
Let's see if we can latch the data at a higher rate.
I just lost two of the most important discoveries of the 20th century.
Excuse me, I know that all sounds great, but the fact is David has to go on living,
Let's get over to tracking!
I felt rotten about it.
- But, Dad! - No, really!
- Shut up, you dehydrated pizza face, - Dad, he's knuckling me!
You must stay with your family.
- Inside a spaceship? - Oh, my God.
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