Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The jury loved her.

And that is that the defendant is guilty

[theme music playing]

I do understand.

[Vadim speaks Russian]

Do you believe your lies?

and, from what I can tell, they only remember mistakes,

An immigrant kid, who came to this country for the American dream...

- What's it say? Give it. - Stop it. You're not in here much.

You can probably blame me for that.

A road to nowhere paved with naiveté and good intentions.

before Paul gives your desks away to the interns.

Guilty or not guilty?

[sighs] That's the goal.

They literally fainted.

Have a good vacation. You earned it.

So ten counts against Anna, right?

Everyone lies a little bit.

It's not just my reputation, asshole,

I think that some members of the media might wish to speak to you as well.

On October 11th, 1944,

It wasn't a crime when Sinatra did it.

[cell phone ringing]

You speak Russian, right?

Apparently she wore white on the day of her closing arguments.

And I want to mention something about the media.

I sent a hand-written forget-me-not note with,

Guess it's my turn to make the H&M run.

He's a nice guy.

- Brought you lunch... - You can't, I can update you.

Everyone's going to hate me after I testify.

It was mine. The white dress Anna wore.

and it's all due to a celebrity stylist.

I understand all that.

- Okay, Anna, listen... - No! You fucked up this entire trial.

We learned a lot about your bio from your testimony.

If you have a reasonable doubt as to her intent,

Can they find where I live? They know where I work.

And don't let the jumbo size fool you.

Team Anna is this side.

Even your father is done with this shitty act of yours.

You got the funds?

I am a director.

Oh, I just... it's just, I... this could take a while.

I'm getting on a plane for Mexico in five hours. Come what may.

So Vadim, the thing is, your daughter is a little distraught.

Stopping at nothing to get a loan from Fortress?

Please don't wrap the flag around this psycho.

This whole shebang hangs on two words,

- Not that I recall. - [Todd] Spa treatments? Facials?

[Kacy] Neither.

I let you take the stand

- This is our show. - And did you see?

I mean, this chick's amazing.

I find it far more immediate than texting.

[car door closes]

I'm going to be wildly, deeply unhappy.

I'm taking the stand, you incompetent ape.

I've been held up at gunpoint in this courtroom,

How drunk are you?

Not. One. Dollar.

but given the stresses of a trial like this,

So long as your checks don't bounce.

- I did. - Did the defendant pay for these services?

Since Vivian's not typing, I'm making a green tea run. Anybody?

I'll bet it's ringing.

I want sand in my toes and margaritas in both hands.

[indistinct conversation]

I also beat two out of three of your biggest charges.

you were never dangerously close to committing any of those crimes.

This may be your reputation...

I don't have the words, and I should because words are my job,

fortified by kindness, and tell your story...

Here, have at it.

- What did Natasha say? - She texted, she dropped the clothes off.

Whatever it takes, right?

[closing theme music playing]

Whether it's on a resumé, or a sales pitch, or on social media.

because they wanted to be in business with her.

[door opens and closes]

and now, now I look like a fucking hack because I can't control my client.

and fucking raids fucking hotel mini-bars

so half a dozen of your law school classmates

Till then, always a pleasure, Miss Karen,

Uh, we're going to need art directors, photographers...

So we shift strategy.

Ladies and gentlemen, it has been a very difficult job.

[clerk] Count seven, charging the defendant with theft of services,

Well, it's either that or divorce.

The Sinatra defense. Bold.