Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[theme music playing]

and it's all due to a celebrity stylist.

Apparently she wore white on the day of her closing arguments.

You can probably blame me for that.

Stopping at nothing to get a loan from Fortress?

And that is that the defendant is guilty

It wasn't a crime when Sinatra did it.

- Not that I recall. - [Todd] Spa treatments? Facials?

So Vadim, the thing is, your daughter is a little distraught.

[closing theme music playing]

I also beat two out of three of your biggest charges.

you were never dangerously close to committing any of those crimes.

Guilty or not guilty?

[Kacy] Neither.

They literally fainted.

Whatever it takes, right?

Here, have at it.

I want sand in my toes and margaritas in both hands.

I'm taking the stand, you incompetent ape.

Please don't wrap the flag around this psycho.

[clerk] Count seven, charging the defendant with theft of services,

I let you take the stand

So we shift strategy.

Oh, I just... it's just, I... this could take a while.

I think that some members of the media might wish to speak to you as well.

This whole shebang hangs on two words,

I sent a hand-written forget-me-not note with,

An immigrant kid, who came to this country for the American dream...

I find it far more immediate than texting.

[cell phone ringing]

I don't have the words, and I should because words are my job,

Do you believe your lies?

I am a director.

Not. One. Dollar.

[car door closes]

- Brought you lunch... - You can't, I can update you.

I do understand.

[sighs] That's the goal.

Everyone's going to hate me after I testify.

Can they find where I live? They know where I work.

Whether it's on a resumé, or a sales pitch, or on social media.

[door opens and closes]

And I want to mention something about the media.

I'm going to be wildly, deeply unhappy.

but given the stresses of a trial like this,

and now, now I look like a fucking hack because I can't control my client.

We learned a lot about your bio from your testimony.

If you have a reasonable doubt as to her intent,

before Paul gives your desks away to the interns.

fortified by kindness, and tell your story...

I'm getting on a plane for Mexico in five hours. Come what may.

You got the funds?

because they wanted to be in business with her.

Have a good vacation. You earned it.

How drunk are you?

Well, it's either that or divorce.

So long as your checks don't bounce.

The Sinatra defense. Bold.

On October 11th, 1944,

and fucking raids fucking hotel mini-bars

Everyone lies a little bit.

Guess it's my turn to make the H&M run.

and, from what I can tell, they only remember mistakes,

Ladies and gentlemen, it has been a very difficult job.

I mean, this chick's amazing.

Even your father is done with this shitty act of yours.

[Vadim speaks Russian]

The jury loved her.

Team Anna is this side.

- Okay, Anna, listen... - No! You fucked up this entire trial.

I'll bet it's ringing.

- What did Natasha say? - She texted, she dropped the clothes off.

You speak Russian, right?

He's a nice guy.

Till then, always a pleasure, Miss Karen,

[indistinct conversation]

It's not just my reputation, asshole,

So ten counts against Anna, right?

This may be your reputation...

- What's it say? Give it. - Stop it. You're not in here much.

- I did. - Did the defendant pay for these services?

And don't let the jumbo size fool you.

A road to nowhere paved with naiveté and good intentions.

It was mine. The white dress Anna wore.

I've been held up at gunpoint in this courtroom,

- This is our show. - And did you see?

Since Vivian's not typing, I'm making a green tea run. Anybody?

Uh, we're going to need art directors, photographers...

so half a dozen of your law school classmates

I understand all that.