Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ass-bag!
- He's getting his dick wet, sir. - Get him the fuck down here now!
What the fuck are you guys doing?
Zoë!!
I'd stand clear if I were you.
- I'm sorry! - What?
...prepare to have the stuffing scared out of you.
Please don't dead-end. Please don't dead-end.
with Chris and Jesse, tell them about later, and make damn sure they come.
Thank you. Yeah, thank you.
I'm riding with you.
- Meow. She's not a hippie. - She might as well be a hippie.
Right.
Don't get worked up enough to crack it.
- Don't let her die on me, Block. - What do we got?
- Your ass gonna do it. - Yeah, you'll ask pretty please, bitch.
Did I miss my chance?
But you have to be real nice to me for the whole rest of the time I'm here.
I heard what you said. I just can't believe what you said.
Just reach up.
Oh, hey, that's your last billboard before Guero's.
- Don't worry, baby.
( GUNSHOT ) Ow! Fuck!
- Dr. Block?? - What?
I won't be getting fresh, putting my hand on your knee.
That's what we wanted to show you. They're gone.
- How are you gonna do that? - Ah! That's my problem.
The great mouse detective rio death proof!
Yes. Now, do I approve? No.
- Don't you mean See you later? - Of course.
We're making the coolest movie and partying all the time.
we weren't supposed to be there, and I sure as fuck
that puts them past the point of fuck-it.
she doesn't really have a black girl's ass.
I got shit on my mind.
- What are you doing, JT? - I gotta put more salt in it.
- You certainly have. - So...
but from your look, I can tell nobody pestered you at all.
doesn't mean I have lost my goddamn mind.
That's pretty fast.
I listened to Jungle Julia's show this morning.
- Nice.. - Nice.
Well, that's what stuntmen do.
And if they were out on the town maybe they'd see us,
She said at some point in your life...
I can fly, but no way in hell I'm gonna fly tonight.
Don't even breathe.
Can we finish this conversation somewhere else?
- No protection. - And she's fast.
What did I tell you no drinking the Grimace shake at the table W a a a a a a a a I hate you Mom and you're going to watch the Simpsons get pulled over by stupid tree and vape
Oh, Jesus. How'd you treat it?
wasn't supposed to be the one to punch his dialysis ticket.
What's Vanishing Point?
No worries, mate. I've got it all worked out.
Uh-uh, no dick this trip.
Is that jealousy I detect?
Jesus fucking Christ, it's about time!
When he urinated it came out through these holes here, like a fountain.
- They call that the thing? - I call it the thing.
Why don't you go get ready for your lap dance?
- Shit! Here he comes! - Zoë! Fuck!
- 'Cause you're a mom. - Yeah.
- About three months. - Who'd you steal him from?
You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol.
And we really hate it when you call us Shauna.
Those other guys'll be waiting for us to join them at the Texas Chili Parlor.
I'm not done with your ass now, motherfucker. I love your ass!
Y'all, I think I hear a car coming.
Zoë is amazing. I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness.
Well, beggars can't be choosers.
Woo-hoo!
- It's like connecting the dots. - I'm not that optimistic.
...the weary...
And I have promises to keep And miles to go before I sleep
I'm OK!
♪ Machete ♪
You'll come home for the holidays... in a body bag.
- A gun. - It's simplicity itself.
Look at me!
See them in love.
- I'll crack your back. - You'll crack it anyway.
- Fuck you!! - Oh, my God!
And the little bullet hits you right there.
Um... Ain't you supposed to be my slave or some shit?
- What about my pocket bike? - It's in the trunk.
Fair enough. So what's your name, Icy?
Come over already. We're waiting for you.
It's the easiest thing to remember.
I repeat, never call a Kiwi an Aussie.
Fuck you, motherfucker! Fuck you!
- Have you let him do anything? - Yes!
What if it's Dad?
Comedian Comedian
You guys look like shit.
So Zoë, you thought about what you want to do first?
The festivities have begun.
Do the same goddamned thing the blood did.
I find the lost...
My blue friend... you'll barely feel.
They found my supply. It's under our feet.
- I made you laugh. - Go to the ocean.
No, she didn't.
Well, dam, if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.
- And what would that be? - Get famous.
Where's the leg?
And I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep
So, is Butterfly your real name?
...shit?
Where are my wife and daughter?
What?
Kim, dick department. Let's hear it.
...Thanksgiving.
Kowalski from Vanishing Point. Mate, it's a fucking classic.
...but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper.
director wants to put a camera in the car, shoot the crash from the inside.
Because you're insane.
- Ain't no way I'm doing Ship's Mast. - For Christ's sake...
- You're a dancer. - I was earlier tonight.
I get it right there out of the dam.
...and probably die.
You know how people say... You're OK in my book?
Meet me at my brother's!
- You've seen this guy before? - Outside of Guero's.
I ain't giving nobody no lap dance 'cause of what you said.
Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna give you his BBQ recipe.
I was gonna give it to you, but you left me.
Oh, come on, my ass. We said every time!
You, Skip, front and center.
OK, my name is Electra. Fucking listen.
- I like how you say fuck. - Good. Fuck you.
OK, mommy, listen up.
Tool.
- Where are y'all going? - You stay put.
Well, damn, if ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.
if I fucked him, I wouldn't be his girlfriend. I'd be one of his regulars.
I'm so sorry. I really am.