Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

your car didn't have a passenger seat.

Sounds like a stripper.

- Hey, baby.. - How are you?

Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it.

unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car.

- What happened? - What, with Zoë the cat?

Yeah, I think he knew.

Were and had being the key words here.

Thanks honey. You're gonna play it next song, right?

What, so you didn't watch John Hughes movies?

No! If we all get killed, there's no stopping this plague.

- So back home... - I'm sorry. Where's home?

Is that the girl from the billboard outside?

She got a black girl's ass.

We gotta fight them off. Get to our vehicles.

...what name do you go by now? In case I wanna catch one of your shows.

michael o'brian had omens with fried egg brials and double OD dirrheoa sauce from the pan on for breakfast. katelyn o'brian had eyes gouged out with her meds out from the train track song on for breakfast.

Tonight is a special night.

It's just a stripped radiator cap.

Goddamn it, wait for me.

I don't want you checking out just...

Oh, come on. Give me a break.

Looks like she could suck the bend out of a river. I'm kidding.

When I knew I was coming here, I went online and found out

No, it sounds like a go-go dancer. There's a difference.

- You like Ava Gardner? - Sorry?

...some geek comes over trying to be cool,

You just sit in the back and I don't wanna hear a peep outcha ass boy, if you do?, You and i are gon mix it up a lil bit Bitch put my ass in the back?, you ain't no Morgan Freeman and this damn sure ain't no fukkin Driving Miss Daisy

Get away from us, you cocksucker!

No, no, no! No! God...

That means my yellow friend is already taking effect.

- Don't blaspheme. - Sorry.

Four reasons, actually.

Do you know what a go-go dance is?

You were supplying it to them.

that the eating of venison has risen 30 percent in the last few years.

...but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper.

Whew! That was a close one.

But if you don't, everybody in Austin's gonna think you a chickenshit.

You're timing couldn't be better, Zoë.

What did he get you?

Nitrous injected, 350 horsepower engine.

I swore to my men that I'd do everything in my power to keep them alive.

OK, I want to get back to what it is you did do.

Yeah. I don't know, uh... I don't know how they did it. Just, they got out...

... I'll never see you again.

Well, damn, if ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.

- and you're on your last leg. - Anything else?

I don't want to fire your ass because I like looking at your ass.

Cherry Darling.

Why would I do something stupid like that?

Take a picture, it'll last longer.

We're here in quarantine with the other survivors.

- Give me your belt. - Oh.

Son of a bitch!

Where the hell are the bodies?

I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing.

as... Fu Manchu.

The sheriff must've taken the others to JT's. Get in!

Of course, I did. I'm a girl. But I also watched car shit, too.

We take you along, you don't say shit. You don't even say crap.

Y'all grew up watching that Pretty in Pink shit.

I really think one human being will be collateral enough.

- Where the hell is Lanna Frank? - That's a good fucking question.

What do you want to do?

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He was causing a ruckus over at Skip's place, so I cuffed him,

Oh, shit! Goddamn it!

Go out to a movie.

And that now they're gone?

How about enlightening us on what it is you did do?

But you know...

I'm going to give you a very strong anesthetic

Now, there is one thing that every girl in the whole world whose name is Shanna

Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, but if I did want to be his girlfriend,

How in the fuck do you expect to do that?

- Shit! - Shit! Oh, shit!

You ain't that fucking hard. I ain't getting that shit.

I mean it this time.. I need a dramatic change in my life.

Bill Moseley...

Don't scream for help.

Give me that recipe or I'll raise your rent higher than a Georgia pine.

from seth rogen, evan goldberg and the lonely island.. starbound (2018)

But he fucked another woman on my birthday.

...they just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

Try not to shoot yourselves.

Incredible. They were completely milked over, mustard gas.

Tappin' that ass. Tappin' that ass! Tappin' it, tappin' it, tappin' it!

...kind of look like Ava Gardner a little bit.

- Shanna Banana? - Another big-ass Long Island iced tea.

Just do me a favor right now and just stay strong.

- Damn good sausage link, JT. - Best in Texas.

then why did he fuck Daryl Hannah's stand-in?

will give you a better idea of what you have in store for you.

I've let him hold my hand.

- I need someone else to drive my truck! - I'll do it.

Well, if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.

- What's so special about tonight? - Been open 25 years.

they brought on Lee Majors and I doubled him.

Yeah, when I became a Secret Service agent, they gave me a license.

Let me see your last three messages.

Tony, what did I tell you? You can't bring them all. Didn't I tell you that?

Here I stick my neck out for ya.

- You wanna get hot? You wanna get hot? - You fucking son of a bitch.

Hey, this is... my UT days, Arlene.

What's your name again?

And on my birthday, he'd give me a fucking phone call.

they would've had to helicopter me out of there.

Hmm, really? Like what?

DA says there ain't no crime here.

- No dead bodies for Da-da tonight. - No dead bodies for Dad tonight. Amen.