Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you know what a go-go dance is?

Bill Moseley...

Tappin' that ass. Tappin' that ass! Tappin' it, tappin' it, tappin' it!

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Tonight is a special night.

Try not to shoot yourselves.

your car didn't have a passenger seat.

We're here in quarantine with the other survivors.

...what name do you go by now? In case I wanna catch one of your shows.

Son of a bitch!

You just sit in the back and I don't wanna hear a peep outcha ass boy, if you do?, You and i are gon mix it up a lil bit Bitch put my ass in the back?, you ain't no Morgan Freeman and this damn sure ain't no fukkin Driving Miss Daisy

- I need someone else to drive my truck! - I'll do it.

I'm going to give you a very strong anesthetic

- Give me your belt. - Oh.

Thanks honey. You're gonna play it next song, right?

will give you a better idea of what you have in store for you.

It's just a stripped radiator cap.

from seth rogen, evan goldberg and the lonely island.. starbound (2018)

Of course, I did. I'm a girl. But I also watched car shit, too.

...kind of look like Ava Gardner a little bit.

OK, I want to get back to what it is you did do.

Just do me a favor right now and just stay strong.

Yeah, when I became a Secret Service agent, they gave me a license.

michael o'brian had omens with fried egg brials and double OD dirrheoa sauce from the pan on for breakfast. katelyn o'brian had eyes gouged out with her meds out from the train track song on for breakfast.

Go out to a movie.

And that now they're gone?

- You wanna get hot? You wanna get hot? - You fucking son of a bitch.

- What happened? - What, with Zoë the cat?

Oh, shit! Goddamn it!

Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it.

as... Fu Manchu.

Sounds like a stripper.

I don't want to fire your ass because I like looking at your ass.

Don't scream for help.

I really think one human being will be collateral enough.

Cherry Darling.

...some geek comes over trying to be cool,

But you know...

Yeah, I think he knew.

Why would I do something stupid like that?

You're timing couldn't be better, Zoë.

- Damn good sausage link, JT. - Best in Texas.

Take a picture, it'll last longer.

Oh, come on. Give me a break.

What's your name again?

Looks like she could suck the bend out of a river. I'm kidding.

What did he get you?

Goddamn it, wait for me.

I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing.

I've let him hold my hand.

- Where the hell is Lanna Frank? - That's a good fucking question.

- Don't blaspheme. - Sorry.

But if you don't, everybody in Austin's gonna think you a chickenshit.

Well, damn, if ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.

I mean it this time.. I need a dramatic change in my life.

How in the fuck do you expect to do that?

- What's so special about tonight? - Been open 25 years.

Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, but if I did want to be his girlfriend,

What do you want to do?

they would've had to helicopter me out of there.

they brought on Lee Majors and I doubled him.

No, it sounds like a go-go dancer. There's a difference.

You were supplying it to them.

Here I stick my neck out for ya.

That means my yellow friend is already taking effect.

- You like Ava Gardner? - Sorry?

- Shit! - Shit! Oh, shit!

Nitrous injected, 350 horsepower engine.

The sheriff must've taken the others to JT's. Get in!

Four reasons, actually.

No, no, no! No! God...

And on my birthday, he'd give me a fucking phone call.

She got a black girl's ass.

Give me that recipe or I'll raise your rent higher than a Georgia pine.

...but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper.

- Shanna Banana? - Another big-ass Long Island iced tea.

DA says there ain't no crime here.

Let me see your last three messages.

Is that the girl from the billboard outside?

Were and had being the key words here.

I swore to my men that I'd do everything in my power to keep them alive.

Whew! That was a close one.

Hey, this is... my UT days, Arlene.

What, so you didn't watch John Hughes movies?

No! If we all get killed, there's no stopping this plague.

How about enlightening us on what it is you did do?

- Hey, baby.. - How are you?

Incredible. They were completely milked over, mustard gas.

... I'll never see you again.

Hmm, really? Like what?

When I knew I was coming here, I went online and found out

Now, there is one thing that every girl in the whole world whose name is Shanna

Yeah. I don't know, uh... I don't know how they did it. Just, they got out...

then why did he fuck Daryl Hannah's stand-in?

Where the hell are the bodies?

I don't want you checking out just...

...they just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

Get away from us, you cocksucker!

- So back home... - I'm sorry. Where's home?

Well, if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.

that the eating of venison has risen 30 percent in the last few years.

unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car.

- No dead bodies for Da-da tonight. - No dead bodies for Dad tonight. Amen.

He was causing a ruckus over at Skip's place, so I cuffed him,

You ain't that fucking hard. I ain't getting that shit.

- and you're on your last leg. - Anything else?

Tony, what did I tell you? You can't bring them all. Didn't I tell you that?

We take you along, you don't say shit. You don't even say crap.

Y'all grew up watching that Pretty in Pink shit.

But he fucked another woman on my birthday.

We gotta fight them off. Get to our vehicles.