Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, come on. Give me a break.

And that now they're gone?

Go out to a movie.

- Damn good sausage link, JT. - Best in Texas.

unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car.

- No dead bodies for Da-da tonight. - No dead bodies for Dad tonight. Amen.

michael o'brian had omens with fried egg brials and double OD dirrheoa sauce from the pan on for breakfast. katelyn o'brian had eyes gouged out with her meds out from the train track song on for breakfast.

The sheriff must've taken the others to JT's. Get in!

You just sit in the back and I don't wanna hear a peep outcha ass boy, if you do?, You and i are gon mix it up a lil bit Bitch put my ass in the back?, you ain't no Morgan Freeman and this damn sure ain't no fukkin Driving Miss Daisy

they would've had to helicopter me out of there.

...but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper.

Bill Moseley...

Where the hell are the bodies?

Four reasons, actually.

Tappin' that ass. Tappin' that ass! Tappin' it, tappin' it, tappin' it!

- What happened? - What, with Zoë the cat?

Take a picture, it'll last longer.

What, so you didn't watch John Hughes movies?

that the eating of venison has risen 30 percent in the last few years.

You're timing couldn't be better, Zoë.

But if you don't, everybody in Austin's gonna think you a chickenshit.

I've let him hold my hand.

Tonight is a special night.

You were supplying it to them.

- Hey, baby.. - How are you?

... I'll never see you again.

We're here in quarantine with the other survivors.

He was causing a ruckus over at Skip's place, so I cuffed him,

Were and had being the key words here.

- Give me your belt. - Oh.

- Where the hell is Lanna Frank? - That's a good fucking question.

Nitrous injected, 350 horsepower engine.

I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing.

Is that the girl from the billboard outside?

will give you a better idea of what you have in store for you.

- Shanna Banana? - Another big-ass Long Island iced tea.

- and you're on your last leg. - Anything else?

Looks like she could suck the bend out of a river. I'm kidding.

- Don't blaspheme. - Sorry.

Let me see your last three messages.

...they just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

Yeah, when I became a Secret Service agent, they gave me a license.

Well, damn, if ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.

And on my birthday, he'd give me a fucking phone call.

DA says there ain't no crime here.

What do you want to do?

- You like Ava Gardner? - Sorry?

- I need someone else to drive my truck! - I'll do it.

But you know...

- You wanna get hot? You wanna get hot? - You fucking son of a bitch.

How about enlightening us on what it is you did do?

When I knew I was coming here, I went online and found out

Why would I do something stupid like that?

You ain't that fucking hard. I ain't getting that shit.

What's your name again?

Thanks honey. You're gonna play it next song, right?

Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it.

Just do me a favor right now and just stay strong.

- Shit! - Shit! Oh, shit!

Son of a bitch!

Incredible. They were completely milked over, mustard gas.

Give me that recipe or I'll raise your rent higher than a Georgia pine.

No! If we all get killed, there's no stopping this plague.

- So back home... - I'm sorry. Where's home?

That means my yellow friend is already taking effect.

Yeah. I don't know, uh... I don't know how they did it. Just, they got out...

We gotta fight them off. Get to our vehicles.

Now, there is one thing that every girl in the whole world whose name is Shanna

OK, I want to get back to what it is you did do.

Don't scream for help.

Do you know what a go-go dance is?

Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, but if I did want to be his girlfriend,

- What's so special about tonight? - Been open 25 years.

Here I stick my neck out for ya.

they brought on Lee Majors and I doubled him.

How in the fuck do you expect to do that?

Get away from us, you cocksucker!

Yeah, I think he knew.

Try not to shoot yourselves.

Of course, I did. I'm a girl. But I also watched car shit, too.

your car didn't have a passenger seat.

Whew! That was a close one.

Cherry Darling.

Oh, shit! Goddamn it!

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She got a black girl's ass.

Hmm, really? Like what?

I swore to my men that I'd do everything in my power to keep them alive.

What did he get you?

I really think one human being will be collateral enough.

I mean it this time.. I need a dramatic change in my life.

...some geek comes over trying to be cool,

as... Fu Manchu.

Hey, this is... my UT days, Arlene.

then why did he fuck Daryl Hannah's stand-in?

Goddamn it, wait for me.

But he fucked another woman on my birthday.

I'm going to give you a very strong anesthetic

We take you along, you don't say shit. You don't even say crap.

Well, if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.

from seth rogen, evan goldberg and the lonely island.. starbound (2018)

...what name do you go by now? In case I wanna catch one of your shows.

...kind of look like Ava Gardner a little bit.

Tony, what did I tell you? You can't bring them all. Didn't I tell you that?

I don't want you checking out just...

Sounds like a stripper.

No, it sounds like a go-go dancer. There's a difference.

I don't want to fire your ass because I like looking at your ass.

No, no, no! No! God...

Y'all grew up watching that Pretty in Pink shit.

It's just a stripped radiator cap.