Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He ate a piece of my birthday cake and he got me a present.

I've been up all night, I'm still a little drunk, and I have a hangover.

But don't worry. He'll say yes.

Any that are left we'll get on our way to the helicopters.

What are you gonna do, blow him?

Thank you for this.

- How do you know? - I'm good that way.

- He's a grip. - What he is, is a pervert.

to not only refuse,

What's his perversion?

- Hello, sir. - Hello.

Pete Townshend, at one point, almost quit The Who,

Right now, I ain't calling my brother, I'm calling the sheriff.

What the fuck was that?

Wait here, lieutenant. I'll handle this.

- What the fuck is it? - Chartreuse.

Will you be able to, uh, drive later?

What the hell is that?

Honey, you can't think like that. We all have our individual talents

I intend to. But first, I need to ask you something.

Well, since you'll be leaving in the next couple of days

All survivors gotta come with us.

You know, it's everything but.

And then, if they say that...

I got to take a...

Now, what did you say after the last time?

But especially...

and the most important, while we're taking the car out for a little spin,

You don't look like Ava Gardner no more.

and he brought me with him on that until...

I was just thinking that you, uh...

Oh, look who wants to get to the point.

Car accident, heavy contusions about the torso, possible spinal trauma...

That's what I'm talking about. Dance it up.

- I'd love one. - What can I get you?

and have a bye-bye slip.

a small percentage of people are not affected by the gas itself.

I don't know, baby.

Forget about the cows, motherfucker! Move, motherfucker! Move!

I could be bleeding like a stuck pig, I ain't gonna tell ya.

How about that lap dance?

- Look at that shit. - What happened to your arm?

- Baby, get the needles.

That'll be good for a laugh.

- People picking up roadkill. - What, like an armadillo?

but because Zoë wanted to drive some fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here.

And if you fuck Cecil, you don't become one of his girlfriends.

But you got good sense. And anyone with good sense

Dr. Block, three fresh ones rolling in.

Shit-eating grin.

Drinks! What can we get you?

Somebody grab the slaw. It ain't no barbeque without coleslaw!

Sheriff, how much ammo we got?

Leave us alone!

Whenever you want it, you got it. You don't even have to ask for it.

Do I know? Yes.

Warren!! Six shots of Wild Turkey!

is the most celebrated day of the year.

That's what it says on your truck.

- So, you really weren't following us? - I'm not following you, Butterfly.

Then I would know I was not calm.

I had to get something out of the car and Nate was gentlemanly enough

all the classics.

But I've got a pocket bike in the trunk.

So instead of a chest full of medals, we got a face full of DC-2.

Yeah, but not no more. Now she's getting it on with The Rock.

The old Army base.

So if you're gonna go on one of your psycho, obsessive controlling rants

- Send it flying away from you. - Unacceptable.

And if you ask me, he should have.

Hey, shots first, questions later. Here we go, post time!

you're missing the most important part of that story.

So, Zoë, Kim, and I are in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.

...this house...

God bless you and your service to this country.

- Arrive hungry...... - Happy Thanksgiving, Grandma!

I find them and I lead them...

Vanishing Point, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, Gone in 60 Seconds, the real one.

Don't look behind...

I thought you said if you saw a deer you shouldn't fucking swerve!

Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.

Then all of a sudden, no guys at the lake house

- You've gotta see this. - I'll be right there.

So, after they buy you a drink, when they raise their glass to toast,

Neither do I, sir.

Any girl leaving early must check out with their finger

They knocked it out something fierce. Still can't feel a thing.

you guys use whenever you want to exclude me from something.

OK, but careful where you keep that hot flame, all right?

Just remember, it's Shanna Banana, not Shauna Banauna. Just remember, it's Shanna Banana, not Shauna Banauna.

For the good of both our people... our new senator must die.

- Any dead soldiers here? - These two. Thank you.

experiment on its survivors, you'd find a cure.

Hell, yeah. The next job after this one is definitely gonna suck.

- He's old enough to be my dad. - I can still hear you.

Riot In Thunder Alley]

...this door...

and it's no guys. Absolutely no guys.

- Sheriff Hague. - It's JT, sheriff.

Zoë's from New Zealand and you never,

Busted nose, broken collar bone, smashed up his left index finger.

- Go, go, go!! - Get him! Get him! Get him!

Now that's a rump roast.

Salt. Got it all figured out. It's salt.