Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Pete Townshend, at one point, almost quit The Who,

- People picking up roadkill. - What, like an armadillo?

- You've gotta see this. - I'll be right there.

But don't worry. He'll say yes.

OK, but careful where you keep that hot flame, all right?

Any girl leaving early must check out with their finger

all the classics.

And then, if they say that...

Zoë's from New Zealand and you never,

and have a bye-bye slip.

Do I know? Yes.

- How do you know? - I'm good that way.

That'll be good for a laugh.

But especially...

Yeah, but not no more. Now she's getting it on with The Rock.

- Hello, sir. - Hello.

...this door...

So, Zoë, Kim, and I are in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.

- He's old enough to be my dad. - I can still hear you.

How about that lap dance?

What are you gonna do, blow him?

Then all of a sudden, no guys at the lake house

But I've got a pocket bike in the trunk.

Well, since you'll be leaving in the next couple of days

That's what it says on your truck.

experiment on its survivors, you'd find a cure.

Right now, I ain't calling my brother, I'm calling the sheriff.

Honey, you can't think like that. We all have our individual talents

What the hell is that?

Shit-eating grin.

So instead of a chest full of medals, we got a face full of DC-2.

...this house...

You know, it's everything but.

I intend to. But first, I need to ask you something.

- Send it flying away from you. - Unacceptable.

I don't know, baby.

Will you be able to, uh, drive later?

Hey, shots first, questions later. Here we go, post time!

and he brought me with him on that until...

Now that's a rump roast.

and it's no guys. Absolutely no guys.

Car accident, heavy contusions about the torso, possible spinal trauma...

Forget about the cows, motherfucker! Move, motherfucker! Move!

Oh, look who wants to get to the point.

Vanishing Point, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, Gone in 60 Seconds, the real one.

you're missing the most important part of that story.

What's his perversion?

- Any dead soldiers here? - These two. Thank you.

What the fuck was that?

but because Zoë wanted to drive some fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here.

And if you fuck Cecil, you don't become one of his girlfriends.

I had to get something out of the car and Nate was gentlemanly enough

- Baby, get the needles.

Just remember, it's Shanna Banana, not Shauna Banauna. Just remember, it's Shanna Banana, not Shauna Banauna.

Dr. Block, three fresh ones rolling in.

and the most important, while we're taking the car out for a little spin,

you guys use whenever you want to exclude me from something.

I was just thinking that you, uh...

Sheriff, how much ammo we got?

Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.

Thank you for this.

But you got good sense. And anyone with good sense

- So, you really weren't following us? - I'm not following you, Butterfly.

I got to take a...

Any that are left we'll get on our way to the helicopters.

And if you ask me, he should have.

to not only refuse,

- He's a grip. - What he is, is a pervert.

- Arrive hungry...... - Happy Thanksgiving, Grandma!

- What the fuck is it? - Chartreuse.

Busted nose, broken collar bone, smashed up his left index finger.

I've been up all night, I'm still a little drunk, and I have a hangover.

I could be bleeding like a stuck pig, I ain't gonna tell ya.

Salt. Got it all figured out. It's salt.

All survivors gotta come with us.

They knocked it out something fierce. Still can't feel a thing.

a small percentage of people are not affected by the gas itself.

Riot In Thunder Alley]

That's what I'm talking about. Dance it up.

Leave us alone!

The old Army base.

Wait here, lieutenant. I'll handle this.

Warren!! Six shots of Wild Turkey!

- Go, go, go!! - Get him! Get him! Get him!

So if you're gonna go on one of your psycho, obsessive controlling rants

Don't look behind...

God bless you and your service to this country.

- Look at that shit. - What happened to your arm?

Whenever you want it, you got it. You don't even have to ask for it.

He ate a piece of my birthday cake and he got me a present.

So, after they buy you a drink, when they raise their glass to toast,

Somebody grab the slaw. It ain't no barbeque without coleslaw!

Now, what did you say after the last time?

For the good of both our people... our new senator must die.

You don't look like Ava Gardner no more.

- Sheriff Hague. - It's JT, sheriff.

Drinks! What can we get you?

Hell, yeah. The next job after this one is definitely gonna suck.

I find them and I lead them...

I thought you said if you saw a deer you shouldn't fucking swerve!

- I'd love one. - What can I get you?

is the most celebrated day of the year.

Then I would know I was not calm.

Neither do I, sir.