Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, after they buy you a drink, when they raise their glass to toast,

That'll be good for a laugh.

- People picking up roadkill. - What, like an armadillo?

I find them and I lead them...

I thought you said if you saw a deer you shouldn't fucking swerve!

experiment on its survivors, you'd find a cure.

All survivors gotta come with us.

So instead of a chest full of medals, we got a face full of DC-2.

is the most celebrated day of the year.

and it's no guys. Absolutely no guys.

Shit-eating grin.

Do I know? Yes.

Forget about the cows, motherfucker! Move, motherfucker! Move!

Honey, you can't think like that. We all have our individual talents

And if you fuck Cecil, you don't become one of his girlfriends.

you guys use whenever you want to exclude me from something.

But don't worry. He'll say yes.

He ate a piece of my birthday cake and he got me a present.

and have a bye-bye slip.

a small percentage of people are not affected by the gas itself.

Salt. Got it all figured out. It's salt.

Wait here, lieutenant. I'll handle this.

- I'd love one. - What can I get you?

Then all of a sudden, no guys at the lake house

...this house...

For the good of both our people... our new senator must die.

And then, if they say that...

That's what it says on your truck.

But especially...

Will you be able to, uh, drive later?

to not only refuse,

Yeah, but not no more. Now she's getting it on with The Rock.

Oh, look who wants to get to the point.

God bless you and your service to this country.

They knocked it out something fierce. Still can't feel a thing.

Dr. Block, three fresh ones rolling in.

The old Army base.

- Arrive hungry...... - Happy Thanksgiving, Grandma!

I've been up all night, I'm still a little drunk, and I have a hangover.

Car accident, heavy contusions about the torso, possible spinal trauma...

- Send it flying away from you. - Unacceptable.

Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.

but because Zoë wanted to drive some fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here.

Thank you for this.

Well, since you'll be leaving in the next couple of days

- You've gotta see this. - I'll be right there.

- Any dead soldiers here? - These two. Thank you.

I could be bleeding like a stuck pig, I ain't gonna tell ya.

Any girl leaving early must check out with their finger

you're missing the most important part of that story.

I don't know, baby.

- How do you know? - I'm good that way.

OK, but careful where you keep that hot flame, all right?

So, Zoë, Kim, and I are in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.

But you got good sense. And anyone with good sense

Busted nose, broken collar bone, smashed up his left index finger.

Warren!! Six shots of Wild Turkey!

- What the fuck is it? - Chartreuse.

Sheriff, how much ammo we got?

all the classics.

Somebody grab the slaw. It ain't no barbeque without coleslaw!

- So, you really weren't following us? - I'm not following you, Butterfly.

Right now, I ain't calling my brother, I'm calling the sheriff.

What are you gonna do, blow him?

I got to take a...

But I've got a pocket bike in the trunk.

Leave us alone!

Now, what did you say after the last time?

You don't look like Ava Gardner no more.

Zoë's from New Zealand and you never,

So if you're gonna go on one of your psycho, obsessive controlling rants

That's what I'm talking about. Dance it up.

I intend to. But first, I need to ask you something.

- Sheriff Hague. - It's JT, sheriff.

Hey, shots first, questions later. Here we go, post time!

Now that's a rump roast.

- Hello, sir. - Hello.

Vanishing Point, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, Gone in 60 Seconds, the real one.

and the most important, while we're taking the car out for a little spin,

and he brought me with him on that until...

- He's a grip. - What he is, is a pervert.

Then I would know I was not calm.

- Go, go, go!! - Get him! Get him! Get him!

Any that are left we'll get on our way to the helicopters.

Just remember, it's Shanna Banana, not Shauna Banauna. Just remember, it's Shanna Banana, not Shauna Banauna.

Whenever you want it, you got it. You don't even have to ask for it.

What's his perversion?

Neither do I, sir.

- Look at that shit. - What happened to your arm?

- Baby, get the needles.

What the hell is that?

Pete Townshend, at one point, almost quit The Who,

- He's old enough to be my dad. - I can still hear you.

And if you ask me, he should have.

What the fuck was that?

I was just thinking that you, uh...

I had to get something out of the car and Nate was gentlemanly enough

You know, it's everything but.

How about that lap dance?

...this door...

Don't look behind...

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Drinks! What can we get you?

Hell, yeah. The next job after this one is definitely gonna suck.