Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ooh, Melissa, pick up your face, girl!

No, don't blame him.

I'll set that up.

That's NBA sexual-assault money.

And try not to dress like a small-town lesbian.

she wants to tax us all to death and make it legal for a man to marry his own dog.

It's about you getting some publicity

Even Shaquille O'Neal got a Kids' Choice Award

so I think I got the full Harvard experience.

I feel badly about what happened.

for allegedly turning some children orange?

And this award you just got?

But I did hear the janitor saying your boobs looked good.

He didn't leave.

I lie awake at night

Thanks a lot, Puritans

Best Actress in a Movie Based on a Musical Based on a Movie!

What's your favorite pizza topping?

Good evening. May I take your coat?

Even Desert Storm.

and this bra is held together with tape.

We can't keep sneaking around, Jack. It's too dangerous.

So, now I have two Tracys. Perfect.

to talk about you firing melon-ball lady.

Okay, Tracy, what's wrong?

Liz, we have a serious crisis.

Yeah, I think you should.

I just need more time.

Oh, Jack, thank you so much.

Where are the French fries I did not ask for?! YOU PEOPLE NEED TO ANTICIPATE ME!!

but I can't talk to any of my friends about Jack.

Gentlemen, token ladies,

Okay. This is not a character from a television program.