HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I do my job, there's Amy.
I've got a date. She's coming.
- You're breaking up with me? - We should see other people.
- I don't like coffee. - Neither do I.
$500 and time served. F*cking PSN...
Values like this new Plymouth V'ger.
- You know what I'd like to do... - Oh, jeez, get a room.
Really? I heard that banking industry regulations are very simple.
If we're not seeing each other, can I get another date for Valentine's Day?
- Sorry, but I can do better. - Wait! Come back, darling!
It'll be a couple hours.
I asked me for Valentine's Day off. I was in no mood for my shenanigans.
Hello? Septuple A?
I feel a little tipsy.
#σ #γ #ώ #ν
- Wheels fell off my house. - Rose? Five bucks.
Let's go car shopping! My parents said if I got B's, they'd buy me a bar.
For your information, it's because he's hideous.
If I weren't so desperately poor.
- Any old business? - No.