Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I BROUGHT DISEASES

Look, I'm trying to explain to you guys that I'm...

I just want a seat all to myself.

No, dude, I'm the biggest Weird Al fan.

♪ I simply remember my favorite things ♪

Mom's obsessed with Julie Andrews,

Trademark Loretta Stinson.

Ted, am I the first person you asked?

We're moving on from that.

but I still think we can turn this around.

So the mom thing wasn't a total deal breaker, huh?

You know, there is one guy you didn't ask yet.

So, uh, you want to go get luckier?

'Cause I married my dad.

I'm fine. Really.

'Eat It' changed my life..."

the, uh... the guy stole my Wall Street Journal once.

Guess what, my sweet boy,

Speaking of drinking, you want to...?

Yeah. I wrote him a fan letter, and then a few months later...

Well, then I need to buy you a drink.

I don't actually have to go,