Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What did we do before GPS?

Hon, could we have some more chicken September 22, midday?

of the United States of America

Please! Congressman Baxter has a tendency to embrace the theatrical

GPS: Huntsville, Virginia. Prestige Crest, four miles.

John Goodman Talking To Steve Carell

When I am trying to get my GF in the mood

Hey dad look! 2 doves that's supose to be good luck

Okay. You know what? This conversation is a little thing I like to call over!

I'm Cold. I'm Wet. I'm Going Home

Congressman Long got the approval to build a dam

You don't have a choice.

God commanded me to build an ark!

It's not that bad!

Please rise for the Pledge of Allegiance and remain standing for the singing of our National Anthem.

Yea...That's what i was looking at... Oh man...

Baxter's only a freshman, sir, but I think you'll find he is locked and loaded.

I Need To Finish The Ark!

Get off the boat now or you will be removed by force.

Long's been sitting on it for ages...

All right, everybody! Say escrow!

I'm building an ark

Oh, no. I really didn't expect this.

Nice, isn't it? Politics is dog-eat-dog,

I'm just stressed and you are gone

Good morning, Rita.

but we got into this as a family

When I met Congressman Jenkins, he was fresh off the turnip truck,

Honey. We have to go. They're going to destroy the boat.

Stop it! This is stupid!

Turn them for a quick profit? Build them out on spec?

Congressman! There you are!

I'm gonna take them to my mother's. Evan, I think you need help.

Stop stammering, son. We all play hooky from time to time.

I feel like that old Indian in front of all the garbage.

You guys all right? You okay?

Congressman Jim Dodd, head of Ways and Means.

EUGENE: He was actually right.

JOAN: No, come on. Come on! RYAN: Come on!

Do we have anything unleavened?

How do we change the world?

Surprise, surprise, surprise. Gomer Pyle.

Ok guys. What is It?

Wild animals running amok in suburban Virginia.

Good morning, chief. Good morning, Rita.

Guys, I'm fine. I'll be inside.

Old school bros

over the potential disappearance of one stupid bird...

Somebody is in a good mood

WOMAN 1: Well, where did the animals come from, then?

Wow. Honey, did you order anything?

No, nothing. Just dropped something.

I am going to be so pissed.

This meeting will come to order.

Honey, maybe God didn't mean a literal flood.

LADY AND THE TRAMP (BRAKES SCREECHING)

and I know that with great power comes great responsibility.

We're gonna need a bigger boat. Stay here with the kids.

Guys, I can't let Long see me this way, okay?

Tell him, guys.

JOAN: Oh, my gosh.

(HAMMER POUNDING)

Hey, I'm the one who has to read this thing!

How long do you want to do this, son? I've got all eternity.

I promised my kids... Eugene.

los blancos unidos todo se puede si ere blanco

This is too nice. There's something crooked going on.

Going over Todd's Bill?

First things first. I have been asked to junior cosponsor a bill.

Sooooooo pissed

MARTY: You're right on time.

Okay. Dylan, go with them. Please?

EVAN: Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes day one

Yeah, that's not mine. I didn't order that!

It was the kids.

What are you talking about?

Is it too much to ask For a little precipitation??

(KIDS CHATTERING)

Development means the advancement of jobs,

The Argentine lake duck has a penis as long as its body.

I am successful. I am powerful. I am handsome.

Repeat after me, We are hamsters!

I'm Marty Stringer. I'm Congressman Baxter's chief of staff.

If that comes out your front,

I gave you a little shove at the end. Sue me.

They are stinky. They are smelly. They get hair all over the place.

Your God experiencing a little water shortage?

as soon as you're feeling up to it, of course. You get yourself better.

But did he tell you to make your friends believe in you and follow you here

Hey. Did you hear? Junior cosponsor of a bill.

I command feet holt! Stop! Woah!

It's a pretty big job.

LONG: Ladies and gentlemen! Please! These animals are trained!

Thou shalt do the dance.

Hurray... Yeeaa... high five it We're going on a hiking trip

MAN 1: Good morning, Congressman Baxter. Hello.

Well, let's not keep our audience waiting, shall we?

You need to tell me about it before I need to know about it.

Not going to happen.

Is it too much to ask For a little communication?

No. He might have lice, fleas, maggots or something.

You have a problem with somebody taking a little profit?

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(HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN PLAYING)

Rita, tell him what you know.

Is it too much to ask for a little workout space?

No, no. No. That's hilarious, though.

and one more jackass.