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The "M" word, Nicholas.
- Lock me up. - I'm sorry?
Oh, Zscaler, Zscaler, Zscaler. Change the fucking record
Hello James How's the knee?
So, what do we reckon? Angel?
Oh mudder, mudder, mudder! Change the f**king record.
Out in the country.
It's hardly in keeping with the villages rustic aesthetic...
what you up to tonight?
No luck catching them shinies then? It's just the one shiny actually
No luck finding them water leaks then? It's just the one water leak actually....
Romeo not Juliet.
That Leslie Tiller tripped and fell on her own shears?
which one do you wanna watch first?
Old Arthur Webley's been clipping hedgerows that don't belong to him.
The Greater Good
Fire to destroy all you've done.
Sergeant Angel to the Manager's office.
Let's not forget that Greg was an extra in Straw Dogs.
We've got Hops or Bubbles
GO BACK TO LONDON
My, my. Here come the FAZZ.
No, I... I meant here.
Oh, come, come, Sergeant.
- Let's cut through here. Head him off. - Through the gardens?
He tried to invent a submarine to save some Thai children. I wanted to be like Elon Musk.
i told you you thai chinese aid not to hit both sides of me head with the monkey gloves! glauup! glauup! ow! glauup! glauup! glauup! glauup! ow! that hurt! glauup! pinch it foward! glauup! glauup!
IT'S JUST THE ONE COEN, ACTUALLY.
After which, nothing will stand in our way.
and Sheree portrayed a cadaver in Prime Suspect.
Actually, he tweeted the diver that saved the kids calling him a paedo...
Thank you, Andrews.
My perfect Valentine’s Day…
and help us bring an end to this absurd story.
poop
Complete mess.
Mr Skinner Dan has broke glass in aisle 6
That is Sergeant Tony Fisher.
Cowboys Cowboys winning it all Change the fuckin record
Well, if you wanna wade through every copy
Kingdom Of Aurelia The Pirate Curse
Absolute Tosh, Wasn't It?
Yes, sir, what can I get you?
It's your job, isn't it? Detect!
Test test test test Change the fucking record
Fascism. Wonderful.
Is that everything? Sir?
The Greater Good Precisely
we're already firm friends
Have you seen a lot of action, Sergeant Angel?
You're a Programmer...deal with it
PnS, PnS, PnS Change the freaken record
Murder, Murder, Murder! change the fuckingrecord!
Mr Skinner
Consumerism! Wonderful
Did he mean me or that?
What are you up to tonight
Actually, I just wanted to ask, "What's your perfect Sunday?"
Janet Barker has just given birth to twins.
Officer.
Why have you got your stab vest on
no luck catching them swans then?
Morning, sergeant
Oh, Shmurda, Shmurda, Shmurda. Change The Fucking Record.
Oh, right, right, wasn't your choice to come down here and tell me how to do my job.
Besides, we have to do a considerable amount of paperwork.
It would appear the heavens have opened.
I have a forensic degree you know
- There's been reports of a fire in the station. - What?
to William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet and I'm a little late for the dress rehearsal.
Hello cameron, how's the shoulder?
You don't mind a bit of manpower do you, Doris?
Pack it Frank you silly bastard
Oh 2 for 1 2 for 1 2 for 1. Change the fucking record
- When's your birthday? - Twenty-second of February.
Thank you, Andrews.
You do realise we bought the car in June
- He's fuck ugly. - Or he doesn't want you to see his face.
He isn't even from 'round here!
Swings and roundabouts, innit.
- When did you move in? - About five years ago.
Yes, Mr. Staker. We'll do everything we can. Can you describe it to me?
If we don't come down hard on these clowns We'll be up to our balls in jugglers
- More specifically? - Department of Planning and Development.
- It's all you care about. - That's not true.
You've shown me this before. Change the fucking record
through people's gardens, and he goes to shoot Swayze but he can't,
now that's that's finished, I'd say that's lunch
'cause he loves him so much,
Cocks!
Nicholas, Danny, you know what to do.
No luck getting them eigenvectors then?
Caution. Rogue Robots
Jeffery Epstein was fucking murdered
Did he mean me or that?
Fifty-three.
- You should get some house plants. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
Real name, Michael Armstrong.
Now, we've put you in the Castle Suite. Bernard will escort you up there.
I won't argue that it was a no-holds-barred adrenaline fuelled thrill-ride.
It was from that moment, I was destined to be a police officer.
Very good! What she said.
Oh, this is not my wife. This is Miss Draper. My leading lady.
You know what you are?
Arse Arse
Happy birthday to you!
Do you like spreadsheets?
"Stop writing."
I didn't know we had a mounted division.
Would you just excuse me, for just one second?
Sergeant Popwell thought much the same as you.
I wanted to be like Uncle Derek.
Stealing biscuits is... wrong? Correct!
You used a vehicle removal truck to stage the Blower-Draper death
You can speak to the Inspector, but I can promise you
Hoodwinker be like
- Oh, when did you start? - Tomorrow.
OH, DIRTY BASTARD !!
Now, quick announcement before we begin.
Sir, I don't think driving under the influence can be called a "little indiscretion."
I was just about to pop off, actually.
A dateless bargain to engrossing death.
Leave this with me.
Oh prowise prowise prowise change the fucking record
You're off the fucking chain!
I got beaten up a lot when I was young but it didn't stop me.
You're not seriously gonna believe this man, are you?
Nasty way to go.
Riot room.
I think you're talking A load of old shit
In a lovely little room, that I think has won room of the year
I think you would've made a great muppet.
Work friends work friends work friends Change the fucking record
Isn't there a Sergeant's position here in London?
- No luck catching them killers, then? - It's just the one killer, actually.
Oh, pack it in, Erik, you silly bastard!
Actually I just wanted to ask, What’s your perfect Sunday?
I think I have a meme for that
Sorry, Chief, won't waste any more police time.
We should strike now, while we've got the element of surprise.
Viserys hearing about Rhea's death
All right, pipe down, big one.
I was thinking of a different box
Very good, what he said
Fascism...
Nicholas, Frank again. One other thing about your cottage.
Yes, you were, Mr. Blower.
Oh, PvP, Pvp, PvP! Change the f**king record.
aaaaaa
Decaffinated?
She was in my year at school. Always had a thing for her.
Yeah ok is okay there is plenty things of chocolate & vanilla chessecakes Koont
The first name is Simon Skinner.
No luck catching North Manny then?
It's just the one dragon actually
Look, I can assure you it wasn't my intention to upset the apple cart.
Another normie meme?
No luck catching them trolls then? It’s just the one troll actually.
No Luck Catching Them Bolts, Then? - It's Just The One Bolt, Actually
Why are you dressed like a sergeant? Because I am one
it's Still a bit stiff.
- It's... - Angel.
What year? Every year!
Morning, Angle.
Fascism. Wonderful.
Correct.
No luck getting those orders then?
Sorry, I... I just... I just feel like I'm missing out sometimes.
Spends his whole life devoted to the refrigerator
Any luck with them injectors then It's just the one injector actually
What do you mean? Nothing going on, is there?
You're saying this wasn't an accident?
- Did you really get me that plant? - Yes, I did.
I think I have a cream for that
Hello there
No.
if it became accessible by road, it would be a prime location for say,
Sergeant, I kind of like it here.
They listed his age as 35. When I'm actually 33.
Thank you, Imogene
Hello Nicholas, how's the hand
Nothing going on, is there
I’ll make sure everyone gets their just desserts...
No luck catching those bugs then? It's just one bug actually...
sportif
Annoying.
These accusations are quite meaningless, Sergeant,
Celebrating "white culture" is wrong? Correct.
- Maybe they're not here. - Wait here.
$AGNPF Look Common Shareholders.I Can Asure You It Wasn't My Intention To Upset The Apple Cart.
Get a look at his arrrse
I know.
Actually.
Angel!
Look, you're right, I apologize.
Hey, that weren't me
Hey, that’s us!
First day
- Same again tomorrow? - Yeah.
You don't have to say anything at all.
Oh, bless you.
In 2001 began active duty with the renowned SO 19 armed response unit.
Romeo and Juliet and you're late for the dress rehearsal.
Did he mean me or that?