Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, but I am, "Cousin Sissy."

This is Leslie Tiller,

That's a nice looking mac check out them ports

Somebody call the police!

then gets killed by an oven.

Of course. Cheers.

and he's firing his gun up in the air, he's like...

to build his dubious mansion on Norris Avenue.

- In where, sorry? - In Sandford, Gloucestershire.

Did work say, "Cool off"?

Hanging Around Loitering….Sitting!

I'd come to know Martin and Eve very well of late.

Okay. What about this guy?

Well, look sharp.

DOCTOR HATCHER REPORTED NO MISADVENTURE AND MRS.TURNER HAS FOUR ALIBIS.

It's not ours, love.

I'm sure if we bashed your head in, all sorts of secrets would come tumbling out.

- You want anything from the shop? - Cornetto.

"I quite like a midnight gobble" Just like Dave's Mum

- Is there a problem, Officer? - Yes, there is, Mr. Porter.

Now, you wouldn't, by any chance, be the new policeman?

Sergeant this is the 21st century, many people hold down several jobs

Want anything from the shop?

There hasn't been a recorded murder in Mugginton for 20 years

Perhaps a wound you sustained on a piece of broken glass this very evening.

- Don't get me wrong. I think it's amazing. - Really?

Oh, lilith,lilith,litith. Change the fucking record.

- Hello, Nicholas. - Hello, Sergeant.

Crusty jugglers.

Well, maybe I'm not the one you should be keeping an eye on.

- Are you causing trouble? - Yes, they are.

I hear you're quite the marksman.

...and raspberries.

If you keep winning Grammy's and doing the Super Bowl

Notably, urban pacification and riot control.

william garry william garry

Reading Chronicle strikes again

There hasn't been a recorded murder in Sandford for 20 years.

Replying to Scully

How’s the hand?

JAG, JAG, JAG.... CHANGE THE ******* RECORD!

Can you handle this, Sergeant Fisher? We're gonna go after the big boss.

We're just hoping to talk to the last people to see Mr. Merchant alive.

Have you listened to anything that I've said?

Hey, big one, playtime's over.

Hey, great. I've got something to show you.

excuse me maria lagonikos what would happen if julia gillard was auntie slay? well she would be auntie slay.

I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about the others.

“so how come mace is single?” Me:

Editor and journalist at The Sandford Citizen.

Maybe we should go on the bouncy castle.

Was thinking of a different shop

Sergeant, I wanted you to know that

- I wanna do what you do. - You do, do what I do.

Trouble in the high street.

Yeah, 'cause we all sell apples round here, don't we?

Antonio Private Select?

- Fondness for puns. - Go on.

I have a forensic degree you know

No luck catching them Stranglers then No it's just the one Strangler actually

PINT OF LAGER PLEASE MARY

Hello Kane, how’s the hand? Still a bit stiff.

- With the recruits? - Yes, he's living out of cardboard boxes.

I'd say that's lunch

Yeah. They're lovely.

- Okay, I'll have one. - Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

No luck catching them trains then? Just the Hassocks train actually

And Sergeant Popwell was an exceptional officer, truly exceptional.

caster sugar would work on the waterslides to make them faster. yes it would act as a solvent.

Now, my perfect Sunday is a lovely long lie in...

Poison? I'll kiss thy lips.

This is the best village, Nicholas. You've seen the people.

If we can't have her, no one can.

The perfect Certified shipment

Can I get a quick shot for the Sandford Citizen?

How's the hand? Still a bit stiff

Pack it in, Frank you silly bastard!

Super Bock Meet the bock, that can’t be stopped.

It's Your Job, Isn't It? Detect!

Oh Nerf Nerf Nerf Change the fuckin' record!

How I feel... Every time I look at Facebook.

Mr. Messenger, a statement will be issued shortly.

Just kidding. I'm Simon Skinner. I run the local supermarché.

Well, I wanted to tell you in person.

- They're both called Andrew? - They said you were good.

Who else? Vorhees mum

- Well, I... - To flout speed limits

Oh, I beg to differ, Mr. Weaver.

- No luck catching them swans then? - It's just the one swan, actually.

Morning, Sergeant.

He isn’t even a mechanical engineer!

"System of Government characterized by extreme dictatorship. " Seven across.

- Blower's leading lady. Distinctive laugh. - True.

Stealing biscuits is ... wrong? Correct

No luck Just the one

- You're a what? - A slasher of prices.

- What are you up to tonight? - I have to water my Peace Lily.

Like the biscuits, isn't it?

Let’s just say... We won’t be short of Chunky Monkey for the next month!

Which is why it's high time that such skills were put to better use.

adrenalin fueled thrill ride but there's no way you could perpetrate

Happy birthday Benny Boy! Xxxxx

Here, maybe it was our old friend, the cactus thief.

This is about to go off!!

But that doesn't mean it requires anything less

Mr. Skinner to the Manager's office. Manager's office. Mr. Skinner.

I simply wanted to say how lovely it is to see you supporting your local store.

By the power of Grey Skull.

And that is Saxon.

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Indeed, you do.

I don’t really want to dent rim you can dent a little rim

Fascism. Wonderful.

But we've Always spelled it that way

Let’s just say we won’t be short of Beef burgers for the next month.

No luck catching them swans then?

Oh, murder, murder, murder. Change the fucking record.

No, I have not ever fired my gun up in the air and gone...

You're saying this wasn't an accident?

I was talking about him.

I might need to refer to it later.

It's just the one image actually

Happy Birthday Hope they get it right!

Everyone and their mums are smoking round here..

Hanging around loitering, sitting.

I'm just saying, things aren't always as simple as they look.

- There was something took my eye. - Really? What's that?

Come on, everybody. It's all right. It's just an accident.

The true value of her land.

How about another beer?

I must be stopped

I think our Mr. Merchant tried to have a little fry up and left the gas on.

ANN WIDDECOMBE WAS FUCKING MURDERED

Well, it turns out that Martin Blower, God rest him,

Oh, we got red... ...or white.

No luck finding those sieves then Just the one sieve actually