Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We should get down there. - How?
I think she'd probably kill herself all over again.
And why the move, if you don't mind me asking?
That's right, deactivated!
You can't just wear what you want Yes I can, I'm the Detachment Commander
It's a Japanese peace lily.
Isn't that right, Danny?
No luck catching those swans then? No luck catching them swans then?
- What, just like Tim Messenger? - Yes!
So, what made you choose Sandford then, Sergeant Angel?
i always knew i was spiteful in a way but this one's a match thank u next thank u
You think this is sufficient reason to Attach to 6 before hearing the radio message
- How's the tummy? -
Too much of Joyce's lemonade, perhaps.
I know.
- Tell him I was right. - What are you gonna do?
No luck bumpint them bikes then?
- That's in the country. - Yes, lovely.
And annoyingly, the understudies are actually professional actors.
With respect, Sir, you can’t just make people disappear
They listed my age as 55! When actually I’m 53!
Crusty jugglers.
- He's not Judge Judy and executioner. -
Look, I'm merely trying to explain why I might have exceeded the speed limit.
Am I going completely mad?
I dunno... Squash?
You ain't seen Steven Universe!?
No luck having £48billion (64%) exports to the UK then?
Danny, no!
Oh mangowood, mangowood, mangowood
Well she did have a very annoying laugh
- Are you going somewhere, Miss Tiller? - Yes. I'm moving away.
Idea.
Yes. Lovely.
Are you? He isn't even from round here.
What a cunt
- It's not live. - It looks live.
Oh, Nicholas.
Everybody and their mums is packing round here.
Feeling lucky, Sergeant?
Absolute tosh, wasn't it?
You may not be a man of God, but surely you're a man of peace.
get a look at 'is arrrse
Well, a few of them may be a month or two south of proper.
- You've seen Die Hard, though? - No.
Any questions?
Describing the accident yesterday.......
With respect, sir.
"Physocopath,PhysocopathPhysocopath" Change the fucking record
Happy Japanese-Peace-Lily Day!
Exploitation, wonderful!
Of course. I simply spied you loitering in organic produce
- Leave it with us. - Righto.
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
Before you could say, "Gypsy scum," we were knee-deep in dog muck,
Correct.
Fancied himself as a property developer.
I feel like I should say something smart.
Nobody tells me nothing
This is about to go off.
No Luck getting those boosters then?
Happily some poison doth yet hang on them.
Hello Tom, how’s the wrist?
No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first?
bad brain thingy
Shmurda Shmurda Shmurda
What say we drink to their demise?
I don't know nothing about no skelingtons.
- How much do I owe you? - Twenty quid.
You're saying this wasn't an accident?
We are gonna be up to our balls in jugglers
I'm sorry.
Morning, Sergeant.
No luck catching those dinosaurs then Just the one dinosaur actually
So thrilled you accepted my invitation.
What do you wanna do? Magic?
Perhaps hoping you might discover the route of the proposed Sandford Bypass.
A Great big bushy beard!
Sergeant Angle
What did you think of that?
Suit yourself.
He Thinks You're Talking A Load Of Shit. Swings And Roundabouts, Isn't It?
Yeah.
You see, the land Merchant was buying had little value in of itself but,
Your predecessor assumed that rural policing was easy.
The real hoodies
- Hi, Danny. - All right, Pete?
"Yes, I suppose."
might make her privy to important information.
- Cheated on his missus. - Most certainly.
THEY LICK HIS BOOTS BECAUSE THEY LOVE HIM SO MUCH!
This very evening.
Just walk in and arrest the whole village?
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Thieving kids. Dog muck.
No luck catching them swans, then?
This is the best Community group, James. You've seen the people. They're happy. Contented.
And that's what the "team" is gonna make of this.
Oh, we got red... ...or white.
Excuse me.
Silence, Danny!
MIKE LYNCH WAS FUCKING MURDERED
From this command center I can see what the whole village is up to.
No luck catching them keys then?
No luck with them disabilities then? It's just the one disability on ace360 actually
Sergeant Butterman, little hand says it's time to rock and roll.
Nicholas, this is Tom Weaver.
You've been brainwashed, Tony.
- What did you think was happening? - Not this!
That's quite all right, Mr. Kemp. Drive safe.
The fact is you've been making us all look bad.
You know how it is. News travels fast.
BECAUSE I WAS THERE!!
Besides, you were the one who suggested we take a break.
Well, well, well, I see we have visitors.
Mr. Webley, I trust you have a license for that oscilloscope?
Something like, something out of Backdraft.
You can't be the Sheriff of London.
Feminism, wonderful!
I got brainwave.
Civilian liaison with the Cadet Forces of Derby Alliance
You think this is sufficient reason to Attach to 6 before hearing the radio message
And lives up Summer Street with his mum and his sister.
Did you shoot anybody?
I'm going to need some ice-cream.
Yes.
You ain't seen Hard Boiled?
I'm a slasher and I must be stopped.
Official vocab guidelines suggest that "force" is too aggressive...
Oh, oh, Sergeant Angel?
- Think of your mother. - Mum is dead, Dad.
Mr Skinner Dan has broke glass in aisle 6
- Wave your hitting stick about. - No.
Hello Nicholas, hows the hold? Still a bit shit
We lost the title and Irene lost her mind.
No luck catching them aliens then It’s just the one alien actually
Crusty jugglers. Crusty jugglers.
Theresa: retweeting far right hate groups is wrong? Theresa’s press advisor: correct
And what's upstairs?
I brought you into this world, I think it's rather fitting
I dunno... Squash?
"The Black Forest Gateau Is On Danny. As Punishment For His Little Indiscretion."
of the Metropolitan Police Service with me.
- Hello, Nicholas. How's the hand? - It's still a bit stiff.
Happy Birthday SP
I myself host a life drawing class at the Village Hall.
that the tenacious Sergeant Angel has been taken care of.
Corona, Corona, Corona Change the fucking record
Yeah roy
Ben Fletcher fell on his pitchfork the other week.
Shark!
Gay as balls
- What are you writing? - Everything you're saying.
THERE WERE NO THERE WERE NO SKIDMARKS
Pack it in, Shin Hati You silly bastard!
than a careful and considered approach.
Patrol the churchyard with Saxon.
BRANDS, BRANDS, BRANDS. CHANGE THE BLOODY RECORD
No luck finding them outages then?
Too cheesy-pie. Okay. Gotcha.
- Morning, Angle. - Morning, Angle.
Sergeant Angel. And to what do I owe this pleasure?
Your predecessor assumed that being a CO was easy
Official vocab guidelines state that "ENG" is too aggressive
Your arrest record is 400% higher than any other officer.
Oh, I don't know. I quite like a little midnight gobble.
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Corona, Corona, Corana Change the fucking record
Wondered if you wouldn't mind representing us at the am drams tonight.
Sergeant, this is the 21st Century.
Alright, pipe down biggin'
very good what he said
Tim Messenger's tenure as editor of the Sandford Citizen has been unbearable.
Morning.
It wasn't actually my choice.
Hanging around. Loitering. Sitting.
Hola!
after an article Tim Messenger wrote in the Sandford Citizen.
We're stealing the eagle? Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery.
Murder murder murder Change the fucking record
My perfect Sunday is a long lie-in
I know.
... It's a Japanese peace lily You just can't switch off Nicholas!
Happy Japanese-Peace-Lily Day!
If you wanna wade through every copy of the Sandford bloody Citizen, be our guest.
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In the last 12 months has received nine special commendations.
Well, I mean, maybe Dad will still let me water it, eh?
He's not Judge Judy And executioner.
Very entertaining. But I rather think you've been watching too many films.
I think I have a cream for that
Reuben, Reuben, Reubem Change the fucking record!
England this, England that
That's just gonna scare it.
No luck
No luck finding those sieves then Just the one sieve actually
Danny. Danny, just stay here, okay? And watch him, and call your dad.
Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone...
I was extremely shocked when I looked at my watch
Let's just say that we won't be short of Chunky Monkey for the next month.
Blaster fights. Ship battles. Proper action and shit.
It's all right, Andy. It's just Bolognese!