Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd quite like to keep it that way.

Oh, we’ve signed a left centre back...he’ll probably play in up front. Or in goal! Change the f*****g record!

Go back to London. There's nothing you can do.

CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD

Oh, dirty bastard!

- Where did you get that? - The offender had the Kalashnikov.

Received the Baton of Honor.

Now, let me get this straight.

Well, you've always wanted to transfer to the country.

you're saying gerrard isn't a good manager?

and killed anyone who's threatened to change that.

sincere condolences? my god. you know that's the guy you just killed

Most recently in December when wounded by a man dressed as Father Christmas.

- Sir? - Sergeant Popwell.

Is this for someone special? Yes, yes it is

That's what I'm talking about.

- You know that fella who blew up? - George Merchant.

Jeffrey Epstein

- Tim Messenger. - Go.

My, my. Here come the fuzz.

I have a forensic degree you know

I can show you how.

We're going to be up to our balls in jugglers.

My dad, or a loony London police officer.

virgin, virgin, virgin change the fucking record

And this is one Doris Thatcher.

You've just gotta learn to switch off that big old melon of yours.

Pack it in danny You silly bastar

Received a bravery award for efforts in the resolution of Operation Crackdown.

we're gone to onterio and we won't be back until 2026! goodbye!

You'll find that we run a very tight ship here.

Hey. Hey, what's happening? What's going on?

What’s that sir? A great big bushy beard!

What’s the matter boys? Never been raped before?

He says an ‘edge is an ‘edge. He only fucked it because he fancied the view

Pint of lager, please, Roy.

Well, a spot of bother up at Ellroy Farm.

Fascism. Wonderful

Thank you, Imogene

PUSHED OFF A WALL, MURDERED?!?!

Hey, give me that!

When Hawkeye's Opening Scene Is Set In New York, 2012

There's a village green.

Harry can you please review my Report Stop Writing!@!

Official vocab guidelines state that force is too aggressive

If there were no skid marks it follows

Sandford's hardly a fitting place for such an exceptional officer.

No luck giving them clients then It's just the one client actually

I beg your pardon?

Hi, hi, Tim Messenger.

Unless you gotta water your Peace Lily.

Here, what else you got, Crockett and Tubby?

Maybe you did it.

YEAH! ACCIDENTS HAPPEN ALL THE TIME! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IT WAS MURDER?

Thanks for the monkey.

Have a nice time.

that I felt at the wheel of that pedal car.

No luck catching them killers, then?

Skid Marks! Now who's being childish

Happy Birthday Because you're such a big fan of murder

- Danny, let's roll. - What you thinking?

It's a pity you didn't do the same to those bloody hoodies.

He bought me a police pedal car when I was five.

How much do you pay

- Any officers near the church? - Go ahead, Doris.

Romeo, Romeo, a pint of bitter for Romeo?

No luck selling those tickets then?

Nicholas, hello. Reverend Shooter.

Work. Work. Work. Change the fucking record!

Brainwashed into naivety by an old man with a murderous obsession.

what day? every day.

That's the Fridge Magnate. His name's George Merchant.

Martin Blower was clearly having an affair with Eve Draper.

https://youtu.be/HST5JoIHAJQ

If she could see what you've become,

No Luck catching them clients then? It's just the one client actually

It's only an air rifle.

Another orange juice with bits? I'm fine, thank you

So, what do we reckon?

- Another cranberry juice? - I'm fine, thank you.

Janner cops versus Manc’s and Scousers

I'd like to talk to the Inspector.

he will tell you exactly the same thing as I have.

- You're a doctor, deal with it. - Yeah, motherfucker.

The Electoral College Convenes...

I’ll make sure everyone gets their just desserts

Mountview Mountview Mountview Change the fucking record!

and then that reporter, God rest him, finds out about the route

Get a look at his arrrse

A Mr. Blower left you tickets for Romeo and Juliet tonight.

Yeah. Haven't you got a church fete to look after?

Constable Butterman, this is not the time for personal errands.

Absolute tosh, wasn't it?

Morning, Sergeant.

- What are you thinking? Foul play? - Maybe.

- Did you say, "Cool off"? - No, I didn't say anything, actually.

Janet Barker has decided to call her boys Roger and Martin.

Thank you, sir.

Not to mention persistent errors.

I would not wanna be him in the morning.

Just the single 20 actually

Which one do you wanna watch first?

You did nice, boy Tough

Mr. Skinner, what you do with your land is of no concern of mine,

Frank, this shit just got real.

Let's just wait till Doctor Hatcher comes back with something,

Ahem... ... 'e 'azn'

Janine, I've been transferred. I'm moving away for a while.

No Luck Getting those QSO's then

So what’s on tap? Birthday rave?

Change the fucking record

what would happen if i was a kung? well i'd soon know and the carbonation would be reported to scarborough markets.

Somebody call the police

you yourself expressed a wish to behead.

- You in for the night? - Go on, four's free.

You even spoke of "bashing her head in."

Get us back to the station, now!

- Found them. - He found them!

The Dramatic Society is an important feather in our cap.

- I don't really wanna get drunk. - You can get a little drunk.

When Harry tells the whole of brize About the time he “slipped out”

Let us stop this mindless violence.

- Child vomit. Aisle six. Mop it up. - Yarp.

as it is about fighting crime.

I must go to the little boys' room.

I'm sorry, sir, I don't follow.

What's your perfect work week?

Oh, maybe we should go home.

- Mr. Treacher? - Yeah.

So what’s on tap? Birthday rave?

Welcome to Sandford.

What's the matter, Danny? You never taken a shortcut before.

Of course, Cousin Sissy won't be too happy about that,

I’m going to need some ice cream

happy birthday, Laurence. Have some cake.

Good. Proceed to the castle.

Fascism? Wonderful!

She tripped and fell on her own shears

It was Julie's birthday...... She's actually 53!

and accidentally cut off his own head.

Come on, Nicholas. You haven't got it in you.

- Hey, where are you going? - Personal errand.

My suspicions were first aroused when you appeared

GET ON THE FLOOR NOW!! BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T ILL SPANK YOU

Everything's gonna be just fine.

You wanna go to the zoo You've just been to a zoo. Was thinking of a different zoo

Check out them ports

My my, here come the fuzz...

Challenge, Challenge, Challenge!

You little fucker!

BECAUSE I WAS THERE!!

Jeffrey Epstein was fucking murdered

- And, and George Merchant? - He had an awful house.

Everything's gonna be fine.