Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What you thinking? - Well...

- What about Lethal Weapon? - No.

Official vocab guidelines state that we say "Boogeyperson" now

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- He listed her age as 55. - When, actually, I'm 53.

On the eve of the adjudicator's arrival, some travelers moved into Callahan Park.

- Give the little blonde kid your hat. - I'd rather not.

Let's just say that we won't be short of triple crème brie for the next month.

Jeffrey Epstein Was fucking murdered

Oh, Sergeant Angel? Someone from London called for you.

"Coronation, coronation coronation" Change the fucking record!

- And George Merchant? - Yes!

yes beryl abraxaserette? what do you want? oh i want to bra an axe in racks of in xi'an and have ra as witness.

Well there’s nothing going on is there? There’s always something going on

"I'd love to settle down in the country sometime, Janine."

my, they are tenacious, aren't they?

Oh, wind, wind, wind. Change the fucking record.

- How's the hand? - Still a bit stiff.

- Excuse me? - Martin and Eve. Such a tragedy.

Lonnie Enjoys Watching Young Lovers"? I don't think so.

I have a forensic degree you know

I have a forensic degree you know

CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD

You ain't seen Steven Universe!?

- It's more than one person. - Come again?

two meters apart, two meters apart, two meters apart. Change the fucking record!

I just can't believe Leslie's dead. How did it happen?

He had an awful house.

I'm sorry, sir?

Very good what she said

and I have the good grace to know which is which.

but you've been rather letting the side down.

Point Break or Bad Boys II?

Switch off! Switch off!

george i told ya not to get whaumpy and crow up spiky balls with whaap betrayal thompson! boing good regrettance faye you broillisj from gunget's rodidjdjseaoiins!

Unless you wanna come in for a cup of coffee?

- I see you've already met my boy. - Yes.

Hello cameron, how's the shoulder?

Where'd he get that?

thee greater good! SHUT IT!

That's a nice looking mac Check out them ports

Oh, she was ever so good.

When the smut scene in the fanfiction hits so good

Pack it in Danny You silly bastard

but also inferred that Eve's connections at the council

No, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to...

I'm sure he's going to learn a valuable lesson.

Marcus Carter's big brother said that he'd fingered her up the duck pond

Poetic Justice Wiping your arse with the Daily Mail

Would you like a card with this?

I'm not Janine.

but this isn't London. Oh, yes, please, Danny.

Still a bit stiff.

Also, because talking to them is an uphill struggle, isn't it, Dad?

MURDER MURDER MURDER CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD

- Is that why you split up? - What?

Yeah, you wanna be a big cop in a small town, fuck off up the model village.

Leslie Tiller was fucking murdered!

Arthur Arthur Arthur

We’ve got red... or, uhh... white?

Come back to London.

Malak, Malak, Malak Change the fucking record

Well, there's nothing going on is there?

Want anything from the shop?

Hey, that weren't me.

'cause "manpower's" a bit sexist.

For the last 20 years, the village has been controlled by Frank and the NWA.

Speaking of which, that was a fair few outlaws you rounded up last night.

- I'm all right! - "Little" being the operative word.

- Well, just between you and I... - Yes?

What absolute horse shit

Pack it in, winter, you silly bastard!

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It's just the one girlfriend, actually

We're actually supposed to call it "the service" now.

Sissy carter What a gaylord

you're a woman, dealk with it yeah, mutherfuckerrr

- I'm gonna bust this thing wide open. - Nicholas, wait.

Yeah. I think you're right.

Where on earth did you get these?

He says an ‘edge is an ‘edge. He only fucked it because he fancied the view

Policeman Officer

We're not big fans of the local fish wrapper, are we, Mare?

Or you can be real police officers,

did you cook any fools?

You're a Doctor I think I have a meme for that

Nasty way to go.

It's high time you realized that. You and your monkey.

Pack it in, Kevin, you silly bastard!

What do you say, Nicholas?

What's the situation? One BA and a fuck load of slides

He's not Judge Judy and executioner!

- Mr. Skinner, is there a problem? - No, no, no, no.

- Chief Inspector... - Keep your seat.

It’s just a lot of junk

Needless to say I never went near it again. I just let it rust.

Shame Mr. Skinner doesn't want to press charges.

zu said, zu said, zu said change the fucking record

Someone's in for a surprise at 3:00, ladies and gentlemen.

Robin Hatcher, our resident sawbones.

Stand back, stand back! There's been a terrible accident.

Thank you, Quinton

No luck counting them votes then?

Hey, now you come to mention it,

Well, official vocab guidelines state that we say "staffing," not "manpower,"

How could I possibly be in several places at once?

Oh we're already firm friends

- You might need this. - Thanks, partner.

It's a Japanese peace lily

I believed in the immutable word of the law.

Could you tell the Inspector I've arrived, please?

IT'S MADE ALL THE MORE DISTURBING SINCE WE MUST KEEP THE APPEARANCE WE ARE WEALTHIER THAN WE REALLY ARE

- Jesus Christ! - Oh, my eye!

- And there's your change. - God bless you.

No luck catching them killers, then?

I have a forensic degree you know

Get a look at his arse!

And you won't be an amazing police officer until you understand that.

You'll find that we run a very tight ship here.

When's your birthday?

John McAfee was fucking murdered!

which perfume are you gonna buy? calvin klein pure XS seduction.

You cheeky fucker

Yeah he’s Auntie Jackie’s sister’s brother’s son.

In the city maybe. Nobody's gonna stab you in here, Sergeant.

Hello Nicholas How's the hand?

It's not that long ago we were talking about getting married.

Mecca, oh my God

CRUSTY JUGGLERS

Sergeant Nicholas Angel.

A bloody busybody!

Oh pack it in Boris you silly bastard

No, I have not!

Yeah, people do yoga all the time. What makes you think it was murder?

Gypsy scum. Travelers.

Ask yourself, why has he got his hat pulled down like that?

everyone knows everyone round here

Well, I see you've already arrested the whole village.

Oh, we got "On", or "OFf".

I just don't think we should rule it out, that's all.

When maintenance come to manage stores green space Me and my team leaders from Belper

Manchester Manchester Manchester Change the f*cking record

Ended up having a nervous breakdown.

Nasty way to go..

No luck catching those fab tickets then?

Crusty jugglers.

You ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?

- When's your birthday? - Eighth of May, 1969.

Well, that's that.

which perfume are you gonna buy? white linen versace dylan blue.

No luck saving them aliens then? It’s just the one alien actually

Nicholas! Nicholas!

Dark Romance Kingdom Of Death

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- Why on earth would I do that, Sergeant? - I'm glad you asked.

But the fact is, with a UI like that You're making the rest of us look bad

Martin Blower represents damn near most of the village.

No luck catching them pigs then? It's jus the one pig, actually.

Why don’t you eat fish?

Now, come on, Sergeant, it's not your job to investigate this incident, is it?

I think I've got a meme for that

could i have a glass of the cranberry juice, please?

It may be unsafe here.... valhalla?

Robin Talking about Strom Murders

I expect you're wondering why we call them the Andy's

I told him several times, you shouldn't eat late at night.

well beni you can see why i have all these errors i think you should dump me i'm a broken copy of sentinel descendants in time. done! dormuse.exe rejected! dormuse.exe rejected! are you sure you wanna continue? yes. boom! beni.exe error dead! beni.exe error dead! system shutting down function error king.exe error!

- Danny, step away from the Sergeant. - No, Dad.