Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'Cause we sat through three hours of so-called presenting this morning And the Orbiter was the only convincing moment in it

And if you still feel the same in the morning, I give you my word, I'll get right on to it.

What absolute Horse shit

No luck catching them...

Markle, Markle, Markle

who's filling for in for amy galpin? nikki bah.

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Right you are, my love.

Apparently, they want to build a big shopping center or something.

Okay, what's his story?

- You did good, kid. - Ta.

I don’t like the headliners! Change the fucking record

I don't think I know how.

If we don’t come down on these clowns We’ll be up to our balls in warlocks

How about you put the teacher in handcuffs?

Oh, we’ve signed a left footed CB...he’ll probably play him in goal. Or right wing... Change the f*****g record!

- He's not Judge Judy and executioner. -

You see, no one loved Sandford more than her.

OH FUCK OFF GRASSHOPPERS

Probably bought the pedal car with the proceeds.

- What do you mean? - Well, there's nothing going on, is there?

I'll deal with the press Sergeant

in the execution of unquestionable moral authority.

The adjudicators arrive tomorrow. We had to get everything ready.

All I have to say to each member of the Global Elite is....

- My pen's running out. - Not a problem.

There were no skid marks at the scene.

I'm a slasher and must be stopped

- Officers, arrest these men! - Wait, wait!

Oh, fuck off, Grasshopper.

How would you like to take over a team that is motivated... ...to email the CEO and complain

I prefer to think my office is out on the street.

drama drama drama change the fucking record

Happy Mother’s Day You Mothers!

Thank you, Andrews.

How’s the ankle Jimbo? Still a bit stiff.

- They listed her age as 55. - When I'm actually 53.

cheese and rice?!

Wave your hitting stick about.

"if you fail to mention when questioned something you later rely on in court.

REVIEWER: I DON'T know the matter number or the task code

15th of October

Not to mention persistent errors.

That's the whole problem, Danny.

Ghislaine Maxwell was fucking murdered!

You killed the competition in cold blood.

In the name of the law!

It would appear a number of your patrons are under age.

the judicial application of bacon and beans.

I hope you're not planning on voting for that.

Back off! Back off!

you got a mustache

- I do use mine. - Show me.

My throat hurts! Good. You can't slamming door, Gustav.

You incompetent flatfoots!

We've got you a lovely little cottage on Spencer Hill.

"No Luck sending those watches Then? Just the one watch actually

Challenge, challenge, challenge! Change the fucking record mate.

You ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?

- Yeah, well, I've been kind of busy. - We need you back.

Very good. What he said.

Many people hold down several jobs.

No luck catching them oom-killers, then? It's just the one oom-killer, actually.

A great big bushy beard

That screenshot was from Auntie Jackie's sister's brother's boy.

Nasty way to go.

And until you find a person you care about more than your job, you never will.

BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCK UGLY

And what's more, I know who did it.

Hey, that weren’t me.

It's just the one Gorilla actually

We begged him in vain to make his pub… …more in keeping with the village's rustic aesthetic

It's just the one girlfriend, Actually

"Boris come on up" He's in the loo

I bet you can't wait to jump into Sergeant Popwell's grave.

No luck catching that defendant then?

No luck catching them pigs then? It

NOAH YOUR GIFS ARE OFF THE F**king CHAIN

Nasty way to go.

My, my. Here come the fuzz.

I can come back, and I can bring the blue fury

Covering your tracks with the judicial application of bacon and beans.

Hold on, Danny, just hold on.

Thank you, Andy.

And there's no reason we can't be civil with each other.

What happened, Danny?

I have a forensic degree you know

How could I possibly be in several places at once?

I don't think that gives off the right signals.

now my perfect sunday would begin with

Do yourself a favor. Sleep on it.

- Favored older men. - Fingered.

Can't say i remember no at attin

He can't be cold. Why the extra layer? Maybe he's trying to hide something.

I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ha

- Affirmatron. - Leading light of the local drama society.

- "Preposterous." - Look, just stop writing!

no luck seeing them colours then its just the one colour actually

- Well, you are always thinking away. - It's what I do.

Why would I kill Leslie? You clearly aren't aware that we're related.

I'm simply suggesting that, you know, Peter be given a second chance

Do feel free to spool through.

Well, good job we've got the manpower, Andy?

PACK IT IN TRUMP YOU SILLY BASTARD

of George Merchant on April 29th

Became heavily involved in a number of extra vocational activities.

Now my perfect Sunday would begin with…

She drove her Datsun Cherry into Sandford Gorge.

Far from all the sorts of noise of the city.

John McAfee was fucking murdered!

media interviewing SBF

You know that's the bloke we done for speeding earlier.

And Sheree played a cadaver in Prime Suspect.

- Kind of orange and black bill. - Anything else?

If we let you carry on running round town,

We begged him in vain to make his residence

No luck catching them swans then? It’s just the one swan actually.

Lewis finding out we can make memes from any clip

Now, how about a trip to the Andes?

That's just extraordinary

It's not your village anymore

11 o'clock, 12 o'clock, 1 o'clock

- Tom. - Thanks, Joyce.

AND THEN I SAID "YOU ALL GET A GOLD STAR" FOR UNDERSTANDING A HOLOCAUST JOKE

- What the... - Sergeant Angel?

- What are you two up to? - Nothing.

It oxygenates the room, helps you think, relieves stress.

Have you ever wondered why the crime rate in Sandford is so low?

He isn't even from round here

GET A LOOK OF HIS ARSE

Well, then, you're packed already.

messing with the recycling bins at the supermarket.

And sustained three injuries in the line of duty.

We're on it, Sergeant.

Well, I have something important to tell you and I didn't wanna do it over the phone.

Good job taking them wickets It's just the one wicket actually

2020 olympics postponed I know!

No luck catching them burgers then? It's just the one burger actually

Sandford’s Most Wanted

yes beryl valerette? what do you want? i want to do some cocoa sugar measuring in cocoa beach.

Oh fraud, fraud, fraud Change the fucking record

Pack it in, you silly bastard!

I dunno... Pub?

- Want anything from the shop? - You've just been to the shop.

could I have a glass of the cranberry juice, please?

- Really? - 'Course he fucking was!

I don't know how many times. It'll be good for you.

- Have you been stabbed, Sergeant Fisher? - No.

It's just bolognese!

- Who could do something like this? - Maybe it was the swan.

Was I going a tad fast, Officer?

that chair was fucking murdered

- The greater good. - Shut it!