Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Civilian liaison with the Neighborhood Watch Alliance.

Two people involved, distinct signs of a struggle.

PACK IT IN FRANK YOU SILLY BASTARD

11:00, 12:00, 1:00, 2:00.

Nasty way to go..

WE GOT RED OR WHITE

Well, George Merchant, God rest him, wanted to buy this land,

Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles.

I think I have an app for that.

You don't have to say anything at all.

Officer Walker, stay here with Saxon and hold everything down.

Crusty jugglers.

- Prick. - Wanker.

When the neighbours fall down the stairs And Nick leaves them for a week to suffer

- and sending them on their way. - There are skeletons back there!

No luck catching that best man then?

This is something I have to do myself.

What do we need to win? One goal, and a fuck-load of corners!

Well, A Spot Of Bother Up At Ellroy Farm

I personally relish the competition of another politician

We're no longer together, sir.

Pack it in, Pixar, you silly bastards!

its your job isnt it "Purchasing"

Oh, I'm Sorry...

That was brilliant.

Please excuse me. Michael!

- Someone from London called for you. - Tell them I'll call them back.

No luck catching them shiny growlithe then? It's just the one shiny growlithe actually

I was thinking of a different room

what would happen if i was a sparkle? oh god then i'd not look and hide with broods.

Graduated with distinction into the Metropolitan Police Service.

You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city?

Rose, Rose, Rose Change the fucking record!

It's a Japanese peace lily.

Don Lewis Was Fucking Murdered!

with respect sir, you can't just give up on this meme halfway through

- Ever been in a high speed pursuit? - Yes, I have.

- Hey, now, I need to speak to him. - He'll be no use till the morning.

I'm arresting you under suspicion of conspiracy to commit murder.

I was like you once.

Oh, good grief.

- Dr. Hatcher, no! - Shut up, Danny.

No luck petting them cats then? It's just the one cat, actually

Sunghee are you a cunt?

The mom and the sister.

PACK IT IN TRUMP YOU SILLY BASTARD

I've experienced my fair share, yes.

They reported my age as 55!! But I’m only 53!

I thought you were my husband.

I admire your enthusiasm and far be it from me to stifle your flair,

No, apparently it's been deactivated. Over.

to the weekly meeting of the Neighborhood Watch Alliance.

You ain't seen Steven Universe!?

You will be popular with the local birds.

this is andre dupont

Official vocab guidelines state that "kill the bill" is too aggressive.

that has committed a blatant offense.

They listed her age as 55. When I'm actually 53.

and tells me this land's very valuable.

- I don't really know what to say. - Yes?

Do feel free to spool through.

I brought you into the Premier League I think it's rather fitting that I should be the one to take you out of it

Oh, Authenicate, Authenicate, Authenicate. Change The Fucking Record.

Nevertheless, you could have utilized the vehicle removal truck for your own ends.

Come on, boys. Leave Sergeant Angel alone, he's working.

My perfect Sunday...

Change the fucking record

Well, there's nothing going on, is there?

Nicholas, what is it?

Officers, let's go.

We couldn't have her sharing her green fingers with anybody else.

It is all for the grater good

No luck catching them killers then? It's just the one killer actually.

yes beryl fartuction? what do you want? i want to have fart sex with the fart sex birds.

I'd love to settle down in the country sometime, Janine

Reuben, Reuben, Reuben Change the fucking record!

When your on hardcore difficulty But the final boss goes into its third stage.

- Worked at? - Council.

Could I have a glass

Its your job isnt it

I can handle this, Danny.

and I thought I might take them up on it.

No luck selling them cans then

Nasty way to go

Happy Birthday to SP

Shame. I think you would've made a great bear.

Not a member of the public anyhow.

It's not ready.

Tim, your number's up.

I'm a slasher and I must be stopped

Pack it in, Cade, you silly bastard!

yes beryl yinterette? what do you want? i want to do some abogaying in applecross.

I made it for you

My, my. Here come the fuzz

- What's that, sir? - A great big bushy beard.

Pack it in, Kris, you silly bastard!

No, I used this.

How can this be for the greater good?

No luck recovering those passwords then? It's just the one password actually...

It may be unsafe here..... pub?

before you go jumping the Kalashnikov.

You're a doctor, deal with it. Yeah, motherfucker.

Please, don't be childish.

Another beautiful day in God's AVoCado

- That's us. - Why is this such a big joke to you?

He sounds like a nice bloke.

My throat hurts!!!!!!!!!!! Good

Nothing, nothing. I'm just gonna go back to the hotel.

No luck catching that shore job then Just the one shore job actually

we no longer refer to these incidents as "accidents," they're now "collisions."

Satisfactory conclusion to the whole operation.

No Luck Getting that Threading done then

“Nathan Edwards” “Meet the mod that can’t be stopped

Oh, Corona Corona Corona. Change the fucking record

No luck catching them swans then?

Blower's fate was simply the result of his being an appalling actor.

You want me to get the Chief Inspector to come all the way down here?

Oh, my God. What happened to your Peace Lily?

What, with Martin Blower? No way!

I THINK I HAVE A CREAM FOR THAT

I thought you was a goner.

Hello, Oscar How's the hand?

Well, you know, I mean, maybe we should do something to celebrate.

We... We... We have been trying to reach you for days.

Everyone and their mums' meditating 'round here.

Everyone and their MUMS IS OPENAI AT PORTER

- What are you doing? - Saving your skin.

Nicholas. Glad I caught you.

I'm open to the concept of religion, I'm just not entirely convinced by it.

- Who else? - Farmers's mums.

we no longer refer to these incidents as "accidents," they're now "collisions."

If you don't mind me asking how she died? Traffic Collision

- What exactly were you thinking? - Don't know. Pub?

- Sergeant Angel, hi-hi. - Mr. Messenger.

Wanna do something useful?

A great big bushy beard!

I don't remember a time when I didn't wanna be a police officer.

Leslie Tiller's dead? How?

Yeah, seeing as how you're such a big fan of murder.

What on earth do you think you're missing out on?

You should be ashamed.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

If we don't come down hard on these clowns,

- For the breakfast. - Oh, sorry.

A slasher of prices!

I REFER, OF COURSE, TO THE EXTREMELY IRRITATING BLUE TRASH BIN!

Oh, I beg to differ, Mr. Weaver.

Now who’s being negative?

Eve works in the local council, Sergeant. Quite the lady in the know.

No, the gateau is for misplacing his helmet the other week.

What Absolute Horseshit

Mornin’ Arbour

Allies: why aren't you celebrating the defeat of the fascists? Franco: Because I am one

Excuse me. Excuse me.

- And Eve Draper? - Yes!

And I think with a little deliberation we can figure out what links these deaths.

But it seemed she was set on moving away.

- You can't just make people disappear. - Yes, I can. I'm the Chief Inspector.

- Good. - Do you like ice-cream?

I think you're talking a load of old shit.

Don't expect me to believe you'd let it end the same way.

Most importantly, it is about procedural correctness

A bloody Busybody!