Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I kind of like it here.
No, it isn't
There's a reason we accommodate a few of the younglings at the pub.
helloooo sales it's just the one sale actually
Well, she did have a very annoying laugh.
He says, "He reckons you got something there."
No luck catching them Caterpillars, then?
I was thinking of a different shop
- The inebriate in cell four. - I don't know. Nobody tells me nothing.
Oh Reuben, Reuben, Reuben Change The Fucking Record!
- Why are you dressed like a police officer? - Because I am one.
Mornin', Angle
Actually, there's something I need to tell you.
Oh, he'll be having nightmares for a while.
Well, I remembered something else you said and all.
Oh, God.
This shit just got real.
I could do with a walk.
Test
No luck finding them books, then?
You know how it is. News travels fast.
Yeah work events happen all the time what makes you think it was a party
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They listed her age as 55. When I'm actually 53.
Are you saying this is a crime scene?
Yeah, you wanna be a big cow in a small town, fuck off up the model village
- Danny, let's rock. - Angel!
Yeah, the way we see it, it's all for the greater good.
It's just the one cat, actually
- Stealing biscuits is wrong? - Correct.
I'll make sure everyone gets their just desserts
Now.
We are going to be up to our balls in jugglers
I'm not made of eyes.
Finally Yeah
- This is a rifle range. - You'll be really good at it.
and advanced cycling.
Something you don’t have A great big bushy beard
Pub?
Pack it in, Collins, you silly bastard!
Morning Angle
Callum Cochran is a fucking rapist
Murder Murder Murder
- Yes, sir, of course. - And there's a spare for Danny, too.
No thanks
No luck catching those pumpkin heads then Its just the one pumpkin head actually
Can I get cell four open, please?
- I was hoping to check in. - Check in?
Still feel like you're missing out?
Up to our balls
There hasn't been a recorded murder in Thorton-le-Dale for 20 years
What did he say?
Eh That weren’t me
PUSHED OFF A WALL?!?! MURDER, MURDER, MURDER. CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD
- Listen, mate, I... - Her dad's funeral.
- Hello, Nicholas. How's the hand? - Still a bit stiff.
ANOTHER CRANBERRY JUICE?
Urgent urgent urgent Change the fucking record!
Meat...
Shame!
NO LUCK CATCHING THEM KILLERS THEN?
Spends his whole life devoted to closing borders
Hey, why can't we say "accident" again?
I don't think that's a good idea. Do you?
Gay as balls
I dunno.... pub
- What year? - Every year.
- What exactly did you have in mind? - I don't know. Pub?
And I'm afraid you're gonna have to come with me.
I could've given you the tour. I've been round the station a few times.
Your a Cleric Deal with it!
No, it's just a lot of junk.
Not when we had two semi-professionals waiting in the wings.
Idea
but the fact is, you've been making us all look bad.
Shouldn't that be "drink to their memories"?
Now, despite my comments about "beheading" customers,
You're counterclaim's dismissed! Because you were caught smoking! she'd have to leave if she brought pets and smoked in the apartment she was renting that I own you see I--- No! Make your mind up pets or smoking? you can't have both. Which one do you want?
- Well, he murdered Bill Shakespeare. - What?
you’re an anarchist? I think I have a cream for that
Super Cow the cow that can't be stopped
They're nippers, Tom. They'll come round.
And then I said, "Playtime's over," and I hit him with the Peace Lily.
"You do not have to say anything, however it may harm your defense
Hello, Miss Tiller.
Sergeant Angel, hi-hi. A quick word?
Nicholas, you're an exceptional officer. But I've seen this before.
Hang about, hang about. You’re saying this wasn’t an accident?
When a company replaces a human with AI.
Twenty-second of February.
Narp!
That's me after a couple of pints.
Such a loss.
Is anything I've told you in the last two weeks
geographical location shouldn't factor in the application of the law.
Want anything from the shop?
test
You'll put us all out of a job.
but the fact is, you've been making us all look bad
Cause you did it with a plant?
You don't know how to switch off!
No luck catching those bugs then? It's just the one bug actually...
"Fascism". Wonderful.
. .
- He's a trolley boy at the local supermarket. - Good.
Do you have a license for that oscilloscope?
BILL GATES
I'm sure the store's security footage will absolve me.
I'd need something conclusive.
No luck finding those subs then It's just the one sub actually
Doctor Hatcher reported no misadventure and Mrs. Blower has four alibis.
Or for that matter, stage a car crash?
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Dad says he’s got a child’s mind
I'm surprised you weren't snapped up sooner for a nice desk job. That's what I did.
Graffiti? They've gotta be dealt with, Frank.
Stop scoring!
He’s fuck ugly
nazis nazis nazis, change the fucking record
Tits
If you had paid attention to me in school,
No luck finding That big plug then
"For never was there a story of more woe. Than this of Juliet and her Romeo."
To this day holds the Met record for the 100 meter dash.
Attended Hendon College of Police Training.
Michael, will you escort the Sergeant off the premises when he's quite finished?
- What's your name? - Aaron A. Aaronson.
No luck finding them parts then? It's just the one part actually.
"Evil old woman considered frightful or ugly. " It's 12 down.
- Yeah, she is. I've seen her bra. - She's a police officer.
- Tom? - Thanks, Joyce.
What a cunt.
Antisemitism - change the f&@king record
I’m going to need some ice cream
You're saying this wasn't an accident?
Leslie tiller
What absolute horse****.
It's a bit of a blind spot, I'm afraid.
- No luck catching them killers, then? - It's just the one killer, actually.
He sounds like a good bloke.
Whats your name? Chris C Crisps
My bladder’s runnin’ out.
Well, I haven't held a firearm for over two years, Mr. Reaper.
yes beryl bunsenburnererette? what do you want? i want to do some cirksnokasene yolkrenterette in cape york.
Yes, well, guilty people often make the first move.
It's alright, Andy. It's just onions and mustard!
The Black Forest gateau is on Andy as punishment for his little in discretion
Oh, dear.
They listed her messages as 55 When I’m actually 53
- Is there anything I can do for you? - No.
Marcus Carter's big brother said he'd fingered her up the duck pond.
Want anything from the shop?
You Got Brain-Freeze? No, I Got Brainwave.
I'm afraid my nickname of Sissy is only a revelation to yourself.
Wanker!
Pack it in Toto you silly bastard
My pens runnin' ut
Hopefully we won't see too much of each other over the coming months.
Sergeant Angel?
Can't say i remember no at attin
you can get a little lost...
It’s all about the Greater Good.
Which one do you think I'll prefer?
COOK ANY FOOLS?
Stay back! Or the ginger nut gets it!
he’d probably kill himself all over again
Jeremy Renner was run over by his own snow plough
Your predecessor assumed that commissioning was easy
Like in the films.
Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles.
Well, we should get a proper cordon off, screen the remains from public view.
Pack it in Jack You Silly Bastard
Yarp
Another Cranberry Juice
'Cause we sat through three hours of so-called acting last night,
I hope you're not planning on driving that.
Yes sir, Why is everyone eating cake? ah, the black forest gateux is on Scott for his little misconfiguration
no luck catching them solars then? it's just the one solar, actually
Use your brain.
Lock me up I’m criminally horny and i must be stopped
It's just the one swan, actually...
I'll tell them you'll ring them back.
- You must be Sergeant Angel. - Yes, I am.
more in keeping with the village's rustic esthetic.
What's that sir? a great bushy beard!
Absolute HOrseshit
"Nicholas Angel."
No luck finding that best man then?
Take out all the little people, you get to waltz off with the cuddly monkey.
Righty-ho-ho.
Hang about, hang about.
It's hardly in keeping with the village's rustic esthetic, is it?
With respect, sir,
My, he is tenacious, isn't he?
Why were you there?
Janine used to say I love my Lily more than I loved her.
That's just grossly inappropriate.
So, with the dispatch of the Sergeant,
Yeah.
I too have reason to believe she favors the older gent.
- And we both know who with. - Eve Draper.
- Do I have any choice in this? - No.
“Oooh sleeptoken will be terrible Change the fucking record