Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There is always something going on

The figures have gone a little squiffy in your absence, it has to be said.

PACK IT IN BORIS YOU SILLY BASTARD!

when i cum in your ass and it feels good

It would appear the heavens have opened.

No luck catching them shinies then?

Our once great paper had become riddled with tabloid journalism.

Thank you. Could I borrow your newspaper?

Morning, Sergeant.

- It's more than one killer. - It was Skinner a minute ago.

What's the situation?

- we are gonna be up to our balls in jugglers. - We'll get right onto it, Tom.

- Sergeant Angel. - Morning. The swan's escaped.

And so Eve deserved to die too?

Now, quick announcement before we begin.

- Morning, Constable. - All right?

Still a bit stiff.

No Luck bumping them bikes then?

That's what I'm talking about.

- You've gotta help me take him down. - I can't.

No luck finding them dealers then?

Pack it in Donald, you silly bastard!

I can come back.

Made a fortune in kitchen goods. Built that monstrosity on Norris Avenue.

Yes, well, I am on duty, so if you'll excuse me.

- Secure the area. - What?

What a Gaylord!

Is over solomon Ow

You want to take this higher Yes, yes I do

NO LUCK CATCHING THEM SHROOMS THEN

No luck catching them hackers, then?

If you know, we’re friends

Nobody tells me nothin'

You commissioned those DC's yet? It's just the one DC actually

FFA is Wrong? Correct

- sunk into that thick skull of yours? - Yeah.

- Oh, did you now? - Yeah.

- And yet the accident rate, it's so high? - No. Yeah. What?

Catch me later!

- Well, that's funny. - What's that?

Fascism. Wonderful.

When's your birthday?

I was thinking of a different shop

and incinerated an old man in his own house.

yes that's right george get ya counterclaim and ya new mexico timeshare ready we're gonna tox judge judy! and she only takes toxins full of people containers no one else! boing yes faye and i'll just get two clothes and push in while you oy get off!

Sergeant Angel, you came?

- You got a mustache. - I know.

That screenshot was frok Auntie Jackie's sister's brother's boy.

- Martin Blower. - Respected solicitor.

what absolute horse shit

Could I have a glass of the cranberry juice, please?

I don't know nothing about no Skelington Crews.

Hello, Zoe. How's the arm? It's still a bit stiff

because he was knocking off Eve Draper from the council, God rest her,

Chris making excuses for the costume dept …

Stealing projectors is wrong? Correct.

People have accidents every day!

No luck catching those chimps then? Its just the one chimp actually!

Most likely lost control, left the road there and then ended up here.

"Anything you do say can be given in evidence."

And it didn't occur to you to mention this before?

Yeah, well, don't worry. There's plenty of ice-cream at the station.

Mr. Porter, what's your wine selection?

- What others? - The others the NWA have murdered.

No luck deleting those owls then?

No luck catching them gamblers then?

It's fuck ugly! Because it's fuck ugly!

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Mr. Webley, I trust you have a license for that firearm?

OH, NATHAN, NATHAN, NATHAN. CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD

- And how are things at home? - I'm sorry, sir?

Graduated Canterbury University in 1993 with a double first in politics and sociology.

Yeah. Maybe we should go on the bouncy castle.

Oh, football, football, football. Change the fucking record

Happy Mother's Day

But if they're in here, it stops them getting into trouble out there.

Arthur Arthur Arthur

But, sir, I'm certain.

It was the single most painful experience of my life.

Actually it’s ‘coerced’ bi now Official vocab guidlines say ‘forced’ is too aggressive

I was extremely surprised when I looked down at my watch and realized it should be Friday

Now, Officer, I am a respected solicitor so there's no need to...

What do you think he wants?

Is this what you really, really want?

Martin was less concerned with the reputation of the village

What a Gaylord.

Afternoon, angle. Good Afternoon angle

No luck fucking those ducks then? It's just the one duck actually

BECAUSE I WAS THERE!!

"e isnt even from round here

- It's a Japanese Peace Lily. - You just can't switch off, Nicholas.

Verdict on TAP Mastery Day 1:

Theresa: Stealing biscuits is wrong? Theresa’s press advisor: correct!

Okay, we get a proper cordon up, we let the fire crews finish their stuff,

I don't know. Dad does it.

I can never find my scissors.

We've got Hops or Bubbles

You've got a mustache I know

Just learned about Martin Luther. What a Cunt.

Knock it off You're making us all look bad

TRANS WOMEN'S EXPERTISE PUT BLUESKY ON THE MAP!

I was thinking of a different shop.

Little Brian Libby found them, out on his paper round.

I was extremely shocked when i looked at my emails and realised i havent been nominated for a smashing ways of working yet

Thank you very much for coming, George. Excuse us.

Perhaps you might like to join us for a shoot one day.

Manager's office. Sergeant Angel.

I have a forensic degree you know

- Said he had big plans for Sandford. - Pissed on the floor in The Crown.

Arthur Arthur Arthur

Burger burger burger Change the fucking record

george i told ya not to get a cat vacumn it's head and fuzzle so it would be disjontled! boing good riddance faye you hayner from my auntie chris's lingerie spit vomik department!

You deal with the store. I'll deal with the trolley boy.

YOU MOTHERS (happy mothers' day)

- Your dad sells apples, Andy. - And raspberries.

The fifteenth of October

I must say I was rather admiring your handiwork last night.

- specifically put in place to save lives. - Just, look, this is preposterous.

I'm going to need some ice-cream

There hasn't been a recorded murder in Thornton-le-Dale for 20 years

Yes I suppose so...

- Bad driver. - Not necessarily.

than he was with his sordid affair with Eve Draper.

Mr. Webley, I trust you have a license for that oscilloscope?

Come on, let's have a mosey around.

He's not Judge Judy and executioner!

The Australia Card

Here's to my love.

NASTY WAY TO GO

Stop! Stop this, please!

Nasty way to go

It's about two foot tall.

she worked round the clock. I've never seen such dedication.

Get out of my village!

We Got red or white

My my, here come the fuzz...

He’s fuck ugly.

Yeah, or put a call into Aaron A. Aaronson, shall we?

Still a bit stiff.

There you go. It was the swan all along.

fuck you no lol

IT’S YOUR JOB ISN’T IT MARKETING!

we will now be able to concentrate on the eradication of our hoodie infestation.

She tripped and fell on her own shears

THEN GETS HIS WIFE STOLEN BY AN IMMIGRANT

Well, that's as may be, but the law's the law and they'll have to go.

...you're a doctor, deal with it Yeah mother fucker

Sorry, I am completely lost.

People have accidents every day.

Você é rico por isso fiquei com o troco

John We’re all thinking it

Up to the... To the castle, I think. I'm gonna... I'm gonna go after him.

Theresa: Retweeting far right hate groups is wrong? Press advisor: correct

He's not gonna get back up again?

So, congratulations to her.

We've got Hops or Bubbles

Why does she look like a vampire? Because she is one?

You were already suspicious that George Merchant was buying up

My throat hurts!!!!!!!!!!! Good

If we don't come down hard on these clowns We'll be up to our balls with jugglers!

Well, I'm happy to disappoint you, sir.

Yes, sir. Why is everybody eating chocolate cake?

Danny, you'll do as you're told.