Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, I suppose.

A love struck Romeo sings a streetsus serenade.

No luck catching them Caterpillars then....

Look, I appreciate your position, Mr. Webley,

The Joke about signing someone and playing them in a completely different position Give it a f*****g rest

Yeah. If you didn't see anything suspicious, then who did?

Hello there, Nicholas, Frank Butterman here, your new Inspector.

Hello Jess, How's the hand?

What absolute horseshit.

- He's a doctor, he can deal with it. - I never shot anyone before.

you're a woman. Deal with it yeah motherfuckerrr

a large area of land on the outskirts of Sandford,

We are gonna be up to our balls in jugglers

No luck catching North Manny then? North Manny then?

Well, there's nothing going on, is there?

Leslie Tiller was on fucking cocaine!

- Did you cook any fools? - Excuse me?

Her horticultural expertise helped put Sandford on the map.

Ignore the teacher while she's explaining Ask her to repeat everything and hold up the whole fucking class

Couldn't let Blower jeopardize that.

That might be a little hypocritical of me, Reverend.

Yeah, well, the thing is, sir.

- What exactly were you thinking? - Don't know. Pub?

“Get a look at his arse”

and ya broken rental agreement and ya unpaid loan ready! we're gonna tox judge judy a snoot and wreck her courtroom by flicking through random judge judy videos 5 minutes into them! boing yes faye and i'll sue you $3888199999 for terrorism libel and you'll go to jail!

And whatever the cost, we would make Sandford great again.

This Is About To Go Off.

I mean, what made you wanna be a policeman?

The greater good.

Is it for someone special? Yes, yes it is

- I'll drive. - Shotgun! Punch that shit!

Stav over there was an extra in Dr Who

Did you say "cool off"?

Look, just stop writing!

- Are you? - Yes.

Rudolph Diesel was fucking murdered

Another beautiful day in God's country.

No luck catching those bugs then? It's just the one bug actually...

What about you? What made you wanna become a police officer?

Mental!!!!! Aaaaaahhhhhh Koont!

You think this is sufficient reason to Attach to 6 before hearing the radio message

You might as well go back and just enjoy the rest of your birthday.

Whoever the anonymous screenshotter is…..

My perfect Valentine’s Day…

Danny, can you open four?

- What happened, Danny? - Car accident.

Morning, Sergeant.

its your job isnt it to book training

Well, however you spin this, there's one thing you haven't taken into account.

There's a reason we accommodate a few of the younglings at the pub.

- Hell of a day, huh? - Yeah.

Change the fucking record

I know. Bob told me.

You'll find that we run a very tight ship here.

Let's just say that we won't be short of FIKA for the next month

Ooooh murder murder murder... ...change the fucking record!

No luck catching them Jeks, then? It's just the one Jek, actually...

- Oh, that's Lurch. - Go on.

- How's Lurch? - He's in the freezer.

- Shame. - How so?

How did it happen?

That's quite all right, Ms. Kirrilly. Drive safe.

Glen - Lets go for a long run Also Glen...

No luck catching those bugs then? It's

God rest the lot of them, had been talking to.

- "Cop Enjoys Watching Young Lovers"? - I don't think so.

- The swan's escaped? - Yeah.

- Hello, Kirrilly. How's the butthole? -

NO LUCK CATCHING THEM SWANS, THEN? IT'S JUST THE ONE SWAN, ACTUALLY.

I have a forensic degree you know

what he told Leslie Tiller that very afternoon.

Why are you dressed like a fiction employee

Did he mean me or that?

It's all about being a team player, Nicholas.

But more importantly, was a good friend and client of...

Mornin’ Arbour

Just stop writing, will you?

On the church with a steeple.

However, there was a loose end.

To unite the clans? It's just the one Klan actually.

How’s the ankle James? Still;

What absolute horseshit.

She's fuck ugly

Right. And where has the swan escaped from exactly?

Yeah. Hopefully, that's the last we'll see of him.

He isn't even from round here

at the scene of the Blower-Draper death, on the outskirts of Sandford,

Good Morning You Mewling Quim

Pint of lager please, Mary

- Is this for someone special? - Yes. Yes, it is.

Frank, this whole thing started because you lost somebody you loved.

We can do it together. You and me. Partners.

I’d say that’s lunch.

I'm going to need some chocolate cheesecake Sorry solomon

Y'know that's the bloke known for "cleveland rocks?"

Crusty jugglers.

I reckon he's got something there.

Michael? Are you there?

You see, as much as I enjoyed your wild theories, Sergeant,

Nasty Way To Go

- Simon Skinner, I believe you've met. - Oh, we're already firm friends.

Please, Sir, Secret is down CAOC

We just sat through three hours of so-called acting, Constable,

Barry Its true, you are

Yeah! Hey, come on, it might be fun.

You cook any fools?

Actually, I just wanted to ask, "What's your perfect Sunday?"

Oh, gooner, gooner, gooner! Change the fucking record!

Go back to London

i always knew i was spiteful in a way but this one's a match thank u

-No luck with them ms then? -Its just the one m, actually

Splattered before he could share with me

The mom or the sister? Same person

How about another beer?

I should be the one to take you out of it.

And what can I get you that isn't a cranberry juice?

Police need...less training? Correct.

What a gaylord!

All right, in the meantime, why don't you check out a few of Martin Blower's clients?

No luck catching them Cows then

I'm Joyce Cooper. I trust you had a pleasant trip. Fascist.

It’s fuck ugly

Sir, this doesn't make any sense.

"What's Reaper moaning about?"

No luck catching them turacos then?

Sergeant Angel's been taken care of?

Mr. Forster, I trust you have a license for that firearm

England this, England that... Change the fucking record

I’d say that’s lunch.

When you tell a guard about the Dark Brotherhood:

It's hardly in keeping with the village's rustic esthetic, is it?

Get a look at his arse.

Now, since it's your first day and it's 11:30, I'd say that's lunch.

He sounds like a good bloke.

and it's driven you round the bend.

- Listen, you pair of... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Nicholas.

What do you mean?

- We're making you Sergeant. - I see.

- You want to take this higher? - Yes, yes, I do.

How about another beer?

Staging the murders as accidents.

Hey, that weren't me.

Sandford is a lie, Doris.

You’re a doctor, deal with it

- Fuck's sake, Nick, this is gonna take ages. - Yeah, it's gonna take all night.

Well, now, you see, we are staging a homage

It’s a requirement

NO LUCK WITH THAT ROBINHOOD CRASH? IT'S MULTIPLE CRASHES ACTUALLY

Skinner just sent someone to kill me, and, now, now he's gone somewhere.

What ya got writer's block? Nah, I got writer's building.

its your job isnt it Purchasing

I think I have a cream for that.

I'm not taking orders from you anymore.

Sancho Sancho Sancho Change the Fucking Record

I have to water my Peace Lily.....

- 'Cause you did it with a plant? - No, no, no.

Hi, Safeguarding? Yeah it's Derby again...

This really hurts… …I’m going to need some ice cream