Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nasty Way to go!

She tripped and fell on her own shears.

So I thought I might take them up on the offer and move to Buford Abbey.

No luck catching them geese then?

Well, our Inspector requested we attend. So...

Oh, I beg to differ, Mr. Weaver.

Oh, yeah, he was a prickly customer, weren't he?

You and your interfering little friend.

now that that's finished, I'd say that's lunch

Oh, BRANDS, BRANDS, BRANDS. Change the fucking record.

If we don't come down hard on these clowns We'll be up to our balls in rip off merchants!

Still a bit stiff.

Football football football Change the fuckin record

Nobody tells me nothing.

'Cause we sat through three hours of so-called mission this morning And the Orbiter was the only convincing moment in it

He’s gone! Oh my god! Who’s gone?

we no longer refer to these incidents as "accidents," they're now "collisions."

I just can't believe Leslie's dead. How did it happen?

- Fuck off! - Thank you, Danny.

When's your birthday? Twenty-second of February.

Too Cheesy -Pie

Hey, that's us.

You’ve got a moustache… I know

- Well, how's our guest? - Guest?

The boys here aren't used to the concepts you're bandying about.

he isnt even from round here

What, what about Leslie Tiller? One of your own?

Could I HAVE a GLASS OF THE CRANBERRY JUICE PLEASE?

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Oh Rodney, You dirty bugger!

He's in the loo.

I think after my mum died, it's what he wanted, you know, keep me close by.

And are they as big as he is?

And made good your escape utilizing your impressive skills as a fun runner.

I wanna do what you do You do do what I do

Capitalism, Wonderful!

who is going to have to come with us.

That is until the night Mrs. Butterman was taken from me.

BUSYBODIES?! THEY'VE GOTTA BE DEALT WITH, FRANK!

Get a look at his graph

That's quite all right Ms.Kirrilly! Drive safe!

You don't have to be a detective to work that out!

I'll tell you how this is gonna end!

Well, actually, I could probably make my own way up. Hag.

so he sends round his legal fella, Martin Blower, God rest him,

Can I see the manager, please?

No, you're right, you do have that rubber plant.

Official vocab guidelines state that "ENG" is too aggressive

Drop in and see me sometime. My discounts are criminal.

Patrick Swayze's just robbed this bank and Keanu Reeves is chasing him

You really want to process all this lot?

You are all gonna have to come with me.

You can throw us in prison and go back to being blind, submissive slaves.

Oh, you're an atheist?

Statistically, Sandford is the safest village in the country.

Everything's gonna be fine.

no meetings before midday

You will try and spell his name correctly this time, won't you, Timothy?

I couldn't help but recall your comments at the theater on the previous evening.

Janine, I've been transferred. I'm moving away for a while.

yes beryl butherette? what do you want? i want to do some picking out the pepsi and ers in er peppers in peppermint grove.

I expect you're wondering why we call them the Andes.

- Have you ever seen Point Break? - No.

That was AMAZING

And the christening will be a week on Saturday and we're all invited.

Close down the road until the ambulance crew arrives,

Official Vocab Guidelines...

Now just a quick question, what’s your perfect Valentine’s Day?

It was the single most painful experience of my life.

Do feel free to spool through.

Ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?

Very good. What he said.

Do you wanna take this higher? Yes, yes I do

Well, this is me.

Hey Jess, How's the hand?

Sergeant Angel, at last. Frank Butterman.

Sergeant, this is beginning to get embarrassing.

And this is where it all happens.

Actually, I wasn't talking about him.

Pack it in Toto you silly bastard

No, Nicholas, I'm afraid it is you

- Oh, I see. It's "fascism." - Fascism. Wonderful.

Caution. Rogue Robots

- You want to take this higher? - Yes, yes, I do.

ADSI, ADSI, ADSI Change the fucking record

Apple Devices: Oh, we got "On", or... "Off".

WITH PORTER, EVERYONE AND THEIR MUMS IS OPENAI

- He's gone. - Oh, my God. Who's gone?

You cheeky fucker!

My, my. Here come the fuzz.

I'll deal with the press, Sergeant.

I brought you into this country I think it's rather fitting that I should be the one to take you out of it

- Pack it in, Frank, you silly bastard! - Now, now.

- Because I was there! - There's a point.

Fuck are you on about?

Now, My perfect Sunday...

It may be unsafe here.... valhalla?

I’m not Janine

You don't know how to switch off!

Pain in the arse.

They listed his age as 25 When he's actually 23

Yes, we were just discussing the accident.

What are you suggesting?

We will now be able to concentrate on the eradication of our legacy system integrations

- Excuse me. - What?

Now, you'll all be delighted to hear

We got Offensive, or, uhhh Defensive

- Danny, why didn't you say something? - We were working, weren't we?

He's my dad. Take my car.

Oh, we got red or white.

- Pint of lager, please, Mary. - Right you are, my love.

Developers' mums

They said you were good

than he was with his sordid affair with Eve Draper

Wales, Wales, Wales Change the Fucking Record

There's always something going on, Danny.

Take out all the little people, you get to waltz off with the cuddly monkey.

Fascism. Wonderful

It’s not your group anymore.

Murder, murder, murder. Change the fucking Record.

Police work is as much about preventing crime

How’s the hand?

Tripped and fell on hernown shears

Pack it in, Cade, you silly bastard!

Official vocab guidelines state that "force" is too aggressive.

No luck catching them oom-killers, then?

It all started with my Uncle Derek. He was a Sergeant in the Met.

Thank you, Danny.

I did miss a few dinners. You know, parties, a birthday or two.

No caffine after midday

Elfyn Evans was Fucking Robbed!

He tripped and fell off his hotel balcony? Liam Payne was FUCKING MURDERED

Hello Tom, how’s the hand?

Has it? Like what?

PACK IT IN 2020 YOU SILLY BASTARD

What you gonna do?

A dateless bargain to engrossing death.

No luck with those pipes then? It's just the one pipe, actually.

- What's the situation? - Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery.

Is it true that there is a place in a man's head

Testing. Testing.

Oh mangowood mangowood mangowood, change the fucking record!

You've shown me that before. Change the fucking record

- Hello? - Janine, it's me.

and potential disloyalty from fickle customers,

If we can’t have him, no one can

Another Glenn GW. They've gotta be dealt with Frank!

Hello Nicholas, how's the head? Still a bit stiff?

- You don't switch off, do you? - You sound like my ex.

of the Sandford bloody Citizen, be our guest.

It's off the fucking chain!

We got Offensive, or, uhhh Defensive

Impressive Haul

I think somebody needs to go home.

It's not your village anymore.