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you can order Lisa to get back together with you.
Sal's a great man. Taught us about family.
Beth voted against you because Lisa gets fewer phone calls and doesn't like coffee.
Thank you. I hope you win.
[ Karate Yells ]
You were great in that debate over there. You're-You're Teflon Dave.
Okay. What do you say? All right?
I'm sorry. Dave, shut up!
[ Jimmy ] Yeah.
Yeah. You know what I mean? With the quiet, spontaneous outpouring of support--
She started it. Shut up, Dave.
- What was that about? - Nothing.
Wait. Who-Who-Who's Sal?
Ah-da-da-da-da. I can answer the question.
So-- Well, it's not like I hate being boss.
Besides, it would, you know-- it would be insulting.
And, Matthew, of course, is a lifelong Republican, so he had no choice.
Excuse me, folks. [ Clears Throat ]
[ Shouting, Indistinct ] Get off!
Intriguing. An intriguing policy.