Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ My Jesus! ♪
Is this drugs?
- I got... - You got fired. Yeah, I know. I know.
- Yeah, I see you, too, asshole. - What is your problem?
Some antifreeze for your sweet tea.
Excuse me, little girl.
I think the structure will be good for her.
Chazz's mom says children of divorce are actually lucky.
- Tell me about this guy. - What about Orlando?
I'm still mad at you.
Everybody, stop! Look in Santa's bag!
I'm good on presents.
- Jehovah's? - Uh-huh.
- Your gun! - Take it! Take your gun!
But it's okay.
Because she was sick of his lies.
Merry Christmas.
Did you get that?
I'm gonna let your translators go buy themselves a toy
- Oh, are you the bad guy? - No, you are!
Shit!
Oh, okay, so what you're saying
♪ Say goodbye to your sons... ♪
- Boys, can we discuss this in private? - What's in the bag?!
Ow!
Speaking of which, what do we do about the shit show?
Jeez!
What is this?
- I'd rather not. - Why not?
Oh, shit!
Jared, could you please tell that noise
It's the most sacred document ever written.
.1% more?!
What's P.F.R.?
Well... I guess that's one takeaway from that story.
Scrooge! Thank you. Thank you.