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and you have managed to completely unravel that bedrock
and helicopters with intra-red goggles are following me, too.
Scrooge!
And you can't buy mine, either!
America!
You're making a drop in a place that has one viable exit.
I think we'll take a 3-seater.
No, they're not! We are meeting Vanessa here.
so we can actually talk like adults.
You think?
- See you later, slavery. - Yeah, hello, women's suffrage.
He, or should I say her, is going to judge you.
- I don't wanna get in trouble. - You tell them.
- It was him. He caused all of this. - Vanessa!
- Atheists? - Uh-huh.
He retweets your victories and unfollows your sins.
- I have a present for you. - What's this?
- It's drugs. - It's not drugs!
- Oh, god. - That whole area...
- Goodbye, alcohol. - Welcome back, alcohol.
Maybe it's just who you spend it with.
and all that good stuff with mom.
so get rid of the weirdos and clean up the house,
God, what is wrong with you? Put it down.
Oh, what are you doing?
- It's tears. - Mr. Parker, you're in possession
Well, obviously. You're not married.
- This guy. - This stupid guy!
- "Ur"... - No, no "U."
- Excuse me? - You're stupid.
- What are the contents of that bag? - It's my bag.
All right, Delilah, keep an eye out
- Muslims? - Uh-huh.