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Because she's a coke-fueled shit show.
- Me? - Yes!
This isn't right Nate,
- It's day one of their maybe divorce. - Okay, you know what?
Yes. Yes, I-I'm glad my misery makes you happy.
Okay. Okay. Looks like someone here is on the naughty list.
- Flo Rida? - No, Florida.
Okay, I need you to be normal right now.
But it wouldn't be Christmas without it though, pal.
♪ Come seize us ♪
Jesus Christ. How many presents does one kid need?
A drop? I'm picking up a package from Vanessa.
Well, tell your father we would be happy to sit,
every day of the year.
Oh, lord. Can you take the battery out of her?
They're just watching their backs.
- Was it drugs? - Oh.
Kid's a dummy.
Sad dad coming through!
I know, but I'm here. Let's live in the moment.
I'm sorry, what part of "99.9% effective"
He's doesn't know how old his daughter is!
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
- It's drugs! - Just give 'em the drugs!
of working themselves out on Christmas...
See, every day is the most special day.
D'oh. God. You do this every time!
"Y"...
What kind of car would you like?