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D'oh. God. You do this every time!
See, every day is the most special day.
"Y"...
every day of the year.
Okay, I need you to be normal right now.
What kind of car would you like?
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, what part of "99.9% effective"
Because she's a coke-fueled shit show.
I know, but I'm here. Let's live in the moment.
They're just watching their backs.
♪ Come seize us ♪
- Me? - Yes!
- Flo Rida? - No, Florida.
A drop? I'm picking up a package from Vanessa.
Yes. Yes, I-I'm glad my misery makes you happy.
He's doesn't know how old his daughter is!
of working themselves out on Christmas...
- It's drugs! - Just give 'em the drugs!
Kid's a dummy.
But it wouldn't be Christmas without it though, pal.
Well, tell your father we would be happy to sit,
Sad dad coming through!
- It's day one of their maybe divorce. - Okay, you know what?
Jesus Christ. How many presents does one kid need?
This isn't right Nate,
- Was it drugs? - Oh.
Oh, lord. Can you take the battery out of her?
Okay. Okay. Looks like someone here is on the naughty list.
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