Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi, uh, excu-- I'm sorry, excuse me.

for me to be comfortable on the road

but he goes, "Take me to the cool places."

I'll see you in 90 minutes, okay?

Just please, next time tell them to take it out of my check

My name is Mike. Hi, Mike, how you doing?

There's a kid-- This kid's left alone.

Well, I'm sorry, I'm not.

Is this anybody's child?

Come on, Doug, you knew they were putting me up here,

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,

is that I can be by myself and not talk to everybody.

Good, thank you.

I'm sorry, I'm trying to maximize your profit out there.

Okay, Bill, let it go.

it's still like, "Hey, I got laid."

we are now ready to board Flight 654 to Charlotte.

and then you just put your mouth under the spigot

I mean, I can't--

like, we cover all our favorite stuff.

but I just don't feel like talking.