Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Plus Mohammed and his girlfriend have a dog,

Peterborough, New Hampshire.

Yeah, that's a Baneda-- Arts and Crafts Movement.

Actually I had him pegged the whole time, but...

trans whatevers

What the fuck? What is there to think about?

Glad to have you. Slow around here until the leaf peepers show up.

Let's talk about something else.

So, did you hear about Vito and Marie? Separated.

I can't believe this is just one case.

You didn't know he was gay?

Well, that's nice.

I hear fat Vito's been riding up the Hershey Highway.

- Why not get a live auctioneer? - I got sea bream, beautiful.

he helped Carmela tremendously when we were strapped.

Let me read in peace, will you?

I hate to be a pain, but I gotta get back.

- Chris, right? - Should I know you?

ratting out a guy I don't really even know.

That's what Vito did. — You can go.

When a guy tries to explain his ex... Let me guess, was it a crack whore trying to get her kids back?

You're innocent in this country until proven guilty.

Well, you've got a good eye.

Matthew at Costco when the spics ask for his membership card and he only has his mom's

I'm sorry, it's true

Catchin', not pitchin'?

All right, this stays in these four walls.

Get yourshelf a shandwich…a shoda…anyting you want.

Great, go for it.

Trans whateveeers

- With my husband on his deathbed... - Oh, Sarah Bernhardt.

who says if we let this stuff go too far,

We met at the Trotters. Sal lacuzzo's cousin.

- I can probably guess. - Excuse me?

I find it disgusting.

Aids?!? Nobody’s got aids!

How much more betrayal can I take?

and we have no money to hire a lawyer.

Go get yourself a sandwich! Whatever you like!

- Double "Z." - No number listed, sir.

Jagveer Is an ass muncher

Killing the Fat Faggot is a fucking honour

Baha Marupov an ass-muncher

those two Arabs

You want, early morning, I can have your rig brought to the Mobil.

Our friend over there's gonna fit him for a suit.

So what do we gotta do? Actually see him take it in the ass?

of all stripes.

AIDS? — nobody's got aids

That's pretty high up.

smooth that out with a shot of Jameson.

She a dyke in real life?

they say if he was to come back,

doesn't Vito seem a little...festive to you

You said you'd straighten out the permits with the building department

AIDS? NOBODYS GOT AIDS!

3:00 in the morning, after the wedding.

We accept that too.

with your Uncle Paulie,

since you think enough of me to give me this responsibility

sudden weight loss.

I find it disgusting

If she had been wearing a yarmulke, it would have been a different story.

Tony Soprano's kid.

Then one day I fell asleep at work and forgot about Gracie's recital.

Oh, it's "Dr. Yank 'em," the painless dentist.