Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's not a lobster bib, eleanore. That's a germ protector for your tushy.

♪ that's a technical foul ♪

Whitey, we went over this two months ago.

I wouldn't show that picture to anyone...

- What? - He no pay for his four scorpion bowl.

Don't ever use that kind of language again. Do you hear me?

Whitey, where were you?

Foul on this kid for eating everything in sight.

Easy, seizure-boy!

Was that jennifer friedman?

One. Two. Three!

I'd hit a 3-pointer, but i'd have to drop my pants...

'cause there's a patch at the all-star banquet waiting for me

Please, just let me speak for one second.

But in order to do so, you're going to have to learn...

'cause that's a technical foul

Happy Chanukkah. Now, leave me alone.

Neol apeuge halji molla! Neol apeuge halji molla!

I can’t even understand you, bruh.

Ladies and gentlemen, this next award, the dukesberry all-star patch...

Or it's a technical foul

See you later, nice humans. See you later, nice humans.

and on christmas eve and the last night of Chanukkah

a technical foul

Trespasser. Do you want to be eaten alive?

Got any sand or rock salt in there?

it's the kind of a night when your feet match

Got any sand or rock salt in there? 'Cause i need to get some...

Getting himself arrested, mayor duhy. He broke into the mall.

At least she was looking at me. That felt all right.

That won't be necessary.

Are you ready to join me, big guy?

♪ so i drink them all away, that's me ♪

Sorry, i'm not up on modern technology.

...coming up with his own way of feeling tingly all over.

I need to get some traction.

It’ll be a nice snack for February

♪ that's a technical foul ♪

...then walk home and enjoy the holiday decorations.

Put it up, ben.

...as the jcc miracle game.

Let's just get some snacks and chat. Okay?

! the rest is history c'mon you've at least gotta admit that you enjoy chinese school and you'll go again so you can gratuate and i like mrs ho she's the perfect teacher. put this conversation off but pause it until 5:00 PM sunday because i tasted jumeirah today it was awesome and the sex birds have come to say goodnight to daddy.

the whistle, she's on the prowl

want this to end

Go ahead. I'll be on the first bus out. I ain't spending 10 years in prison.

It all seems so long ago

but the next time you'd see him, he'd go out of his way to smile and wave at you

Your horn works, try the lights.

- That's a technical foul - please, say hiney.

Sheep poo poo poop

is because i was the worst offender

I hope you all like your jockstraps extra sweaty.

Run, hippie! Run!

...happy Chanukkah.

you gotta do it, davey

Now you go to jail and marry big, smelly man.

You stepped up for me, stone. I don't know if i could ever repay you.

through basketball or the mall

♪ I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday ♪

♪ y'all can bite my dink ♪

♪ my jewels got licked by six frisky deer ♪

well, over there's my family home

Are you finally dead, old man?

I can't believe this is happening.

Christmas is right around the corner...

Your honor, i still got a pretty good jump shot. Let me show you.

...gnc, radioshack...

2 x 7 x 13 x 31 = 5642

but that was back when he was nice

Muffin boy, what's your real name?

He could've at least given me a push or something.

- Here you go. - Thanks. Have a good day.

he'd always whisper in my ear

The mayor? Was it about the ruffians who stole my liz taylor wig?

You know, eleanore really does look like an owl.

Where am i going, baby? Where am i going? Oh, snap. Oh, snap.

♪ i can't believe i haven't killed myself ♪

...our parents come to all our games even though we always lose.

Well, while whitey and eleanore are getting ready for the banquet...

Let's go get some coffee.

The jcc was down by 24 points.

And i guess i'll patch you later.

till i told him he was useless

After all, it is the holidays.

Let the guy talk!

Okay. That's good, but don't forget your hammies.

Don't ever use that kind of language again. Do you hear me?

What? Get out of here. I'm leaving.

It's only the most prestigious award given out at the all-star banquet.

...the 35th annual dukesberry all-star patch.

♪ if i decide to wash my ass with your monogrammed towel? ♪

What A Nightmare What A Nightmare

when he got there i said, i can't believe you thought i was serious

No. He made me see how great whitey is and how neglectful we've all been.

Hopefully that young man's getting a weed whacker for christmas.

It's gonna be a good night. Let's get to it.

It was great patching with you.