Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That is just ridiculous. - Well, water is blue.
The waiter asked her, "And will you need utensils?"
Why confront something when you can avoid it, right?
Oh, my God, Sasser. Fart much?
(ALL EX CLAIMING)
And I never had to pay for dinner. Well, that's not true. I pay taxes.
Bedford Hills Federal Penitentiary.
Yeah, if the last person I wanted to see walked through the door,
- What you got there, Ted? - A little reference map I made for myself.
What's up?
I look at that young man
All you can do now is go up there and start your crappy, disappointing life
Yeah.
(GASPS)
Go say that.
Did she seem happy? Did she say anything about me?
Goodbye.
You made a really, really, really bad choice.
- I don't understand! - Ted, in the name of all that is sacred...
And Kyle and I weren't even doing anything serious.
If she ever got clingy, the armed guards stopped her.
Until one day...