Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's why I brought you in.

Your bed is a graphics card Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet graphics card

Okay, okay. The sheriff demands that those pictures be burned.

[ Speaking Foreign Language ]

- Hey, Samantha, don't take the red pill! - [ Laughing ]

Basically a wired connection... You're a wired connection!

- Come on. Let's find Alex's desk. - God bless us, every one.

- Gotcha! - Oh, my God!

Now, remember. They're probably sleeping, so please be quiet.

Come on, Lara. My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.

OH YEAH! WHAT’S UP, MR. CHEEZLE?

He's definitely not under his desk sleeping. That's a fact.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Can you guys stop

Hey I don't have antlers, do I?

Are you afraid of it?

I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to The Looney bin together! I don't give a fuck!

[ Barry ] Come on, Kane. Call it! I'm winning! I'm winning!

Hey, fella. Give it a chance.

Me from another room: “BAAAAAAABE…..”

This is how high my electric bill about to be

- That's how I got this fat lip. - Where's the monkey now?

- Do you have another copy of the game? - No.

How do you two know each other?

But could you please knock next time?

- I'm Alex. I'm one of the testers. - Do you usually sleep here?

All right, you guys. Come on. Get to work. It's crunch time.

Someone chest getting shit on tonight

Yes, sir. [ Speaking Foreign Language ]

Yeah, well, that's what old people do. They fall asleep.

Ooh, ''Super Mario.'' Nice name-drop.

Jeremy? Who the fuck is Jeremy?

''Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle. We're not hurting anyone.''

I'll smoke it with you, bro. We'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.

And I climbed... into his soul. And it's there I stayed until morning.

He loved you so much.

- Is that good? - Yeah.

Oh, God. What is happening?

Oh, yeah, that's not an awkward breakfast.

I just came to tell you that I noticed the dwaes on Level 4...

- [ Robot Voice ] # Don't be mad at us ## - [ All Laughing ]

I'm a genius. What can I say?

Your shit's broke! brizzoke!

Yes. I'm Alex's grandmother Lilly, and these are his roommates.

Chicken cutlet. Spaghetti with garlic bread. Oh my god, the wings to go with the breast...

[ Laughs, Mutters ]

[ Robot Voice ] Eject.

No such thing as Too wasted

A little ''Dance Dance Revolution.''

- I love Madame Kamay.

Let's see, let's see.

I mean, you saw a lot of stuff go down:

WE’RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU? BOTTOM TEXT

I should have bought more Bitcoin

Listen, uh, I realize that it must be really...

Well, that is very flattering and revealing, Alex.

This is Grace and that's Bea.

Uh, the big news from the party, ladies and gentlemen, Barry sucked on his first booby.

They'll massage your cock for money.

- Come in. Hurry up. - You sure this is okay?

This is like my office as well as my home.

I'm not that hungry. I was going to go into work early also.

I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the Looney bin together! I don't give a fuck!

It's upstairs, to the left.

My name is Rosetta Cyper. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.

Maybe next time you could go a little less on the crazy and a little more on the beaver.

And don't forget it's my grandson's game.

[ Computer Voice ] Are you ready? Dance!

You forgot smoking lamp.

wow, where do you get your smelling salts from

You said it wrong, stupid!

- Who wants some cereal? - Yeah!

I got my yellow belt today. Monkey got his red belt. He's a quick learner.

Dude, a bag of weed would have been fine.

- No, you're smokin' the Frankenstein. - [ Coughing ]

- Oh, thank you. - You're welcome. This is our harmony table.

I'm gonna teach it tae kwon do.

- Where's the bong?

So I will, uh... see you on Monday.

Drive monkey, drive!!

[ Alex ] Nice place.

Uh, I haven't seen him.

Just don't let a cop see it or Grandma's doing some time.

- [ Laughing Stops ] - [ Mouths Words ]

The levels, I mean Not the sex

LOOK, WE WERE JUST KIDDING RICH!

Stupid polygon.

- How much time to we have? - Enough time to 69.

- Get the fuck out of here. It is? - Yeah. And, uh...

this must be your first time here at Our Lady Health.

Yeah, lose the Woody Allen jacket.

All right. That-That's creepy.

I just thought I'd let you know.

Whoa! Yeah! Yeah!

See you on Monday.

- [ Moaning ] - He's on his way.

I'm a worthless asshole who deserves to die young.

[ Imitates Hydraulics ]

Ooh, dinnertime.

Adios turd nuggets

What are you doing,J.P.?

I have to pee out of my ass.

Oh, lookit here.

I mean, you created one of the greatest games ever when you were just a kid.

FROM YOU, DANTE

Oughhh... My benelli is a whore

So how'd the loser conference go?

Dude, your ass is tanner than my face.

- Well, there you are. - Hi, Grandma.

You're fucking weird

- Distract me with my grandmother. Watch this. - Yep. That's right.

- You scaredy-cat. - What the hell are you doing, Grandma?

I'm thinking of getting metal legs It's a risky operation but it'll be worth it

- My sister said I should get an alarm. - Shut up.

World War 1, world war 2, the automobile, Joey shank

- [ Ticking ] - [ Loud Chiming ]

Yeah, I could eat.

I Quit There Fuckin' Months Ago, Man.

Good morning. Um, I'm just looking for my office.

-Jeff. - What? It's weird.

Nice karma Guy Blow

- Doctor, hand me a Baggie, please? - Here go.

- Oh, kick to the head. - Yeah!

No, we're not. You literally just told us that.

Why don't you explore my underwear, baby?

Yeah, Shiloh. That's Weird.

What does ''high score'' mean?

i can only hope grace

And, uh, you know what, I have a little more work to do, so if you want to just-

I was like one of those, uh, calves at the rodeo, all helpless.