Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

~ Retrieved for a bounty

Oh gross! Did you see that guys balls? Yeah, they were weird looking.

Me after a bunch of Busch Light giving unsolicited life advice to the Bombers.

ONE MORE DAY AT DISNEYLAND I'D RATHER HAVE A BEER...

That doesnt put the triscuit crackers in my stomach does it?

Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?

Nooooo, you didn't.

- You gotta be kiddin' me. - Mom, that's Billy. He's in my class.

Thanks a lot, O'Doyle. Nice meetin' you.

trump exonerado? olvide como oir

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,

No you didn't...

it's new gpx day

I hate Designs I hate designs and i hate all of you

I am just going to snap

My name is Max Anderson,...

Bailey, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down.

This is the best night of my life

It's Propane reconciliation Day

Sorry doesn’t put the triscuit crackers back in my stomach. Now does it Lou

Yeah, here we go again. Another treat from the road.

A little confused, kinda sweaty,...

Hey, maybe they're playin' Marco Polo.

I DON'T WANT TO ANNOY ANOTHER PARK GIRL, MS ALYSSA. I WANT TO ANNOY YOU.

Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever.

Could be worse.

Loser? I ain't no loser. I was the king of this Pick Em Contest

I dare you to touch her boobs. Touch her boobs? That's assault, brotha.

Orchard Farm High football rules!

He's not my brother. He's my son.

Heading Back into Society Got my mask tied tight

I don't want to annoy anyone Angela, I want to annoy you

I know who added the pyro check...

Happy Birthday, sir! Hope your day is as good as Billy's

I Heard Kevin’s Mechanic Is Retarded Or Something

OK. A simple ''great'' would have sufficed...

Braaavf. Calitifo!

VirGinia is homeless, CONGRATULATIONS!

I think it's time to play dodgeball

But the industry my friends... That was a revolution

The Danny McGrath that graduated from Knibb High School in 1984?

However, if I see another tweet with a 1000 pointing fingers pointed towards

Utley, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down

Now you're all in big, big trouble.

Wanna trade me him for this banana?

You ain't cool unless you pee ya pants!

yeah what's your point?

I'll turn this damn plane around

Hey! Brian! Good to see you!

What are you talking about

Eric is pregnant! Congratulations, dippy!

Call the fire department

The Office is great. I mean, I'm learning a lot

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to [Wizard] alluran

~ Veronica, I thank you

ONE MORE DAY AT DISNEYLAND I'D RATHER HAVE A BEER...

Thank you very much, Miss Lippy!

Ramone Passed The Third Grade

Oh my God Anthony Kim is funny

Miss Lippys car is green

Do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?

(high-pitched) Nothing. See you next season for Broomball, Mr.Martin.

Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy

OH MY GOD I AM THE WINNER!

Yahoo for Sarah! Sarah's number one! Yahoo!

Ells, you’re scaring’ us.

- Look! She came! - And she came too.

Are you in loser denial or something?

Here’s a nice piece of shit

Have some more Sloppy Joes.

And if anyone mentions the Scott Hatnell buyout… then I’m just going to lose it.

That's weird lookin'

Hey.. DAVE!, GOOD TO SEE YOU!

… a little hungry … But all in all, I’m ok.

~ But without the roots of love every day, girl

Cock ring! You’re the coolest!

If pooping your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

We gonna sets it on fire!

Keep your mouth shut for the next two weeks or I'm gonna fail you. End of story.

Billy is going to be sharing our fun and learning for the next two weeks.

They’re so shit, even shit would say they’re shit

That AOC is one Piece of Ace

Hey! Carl! GOOD TO SEE YOU!

~ I choose my destiny

You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin dog

Very nice of you to pick up your brother Tony here at school

For the love of god fire him

Damien likes beans, don't you, damien

Making fun of a little kid for trying to write Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?

Mooch and Jones I got a feeling your whole family is going down

Michigan State sucks....

jane street?????? more like LAME STREET!!!!

I heard he's retarded or something.

You could help me shave my armpits

When the Biden campaign won’t admit to Voting and Mail fraud President Donald J. Trump and Rudy Giuliani

You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' Wagyu

I made 'em extra swampy for yous.

You know something? You suck.

Sorry doesn’t put the A-Team together, does it, Jon!

Sorry doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach, does it, Carl?

I don't want to annoy a new Trainer Wil Wynn, I want to annoy you

cook, I got a feeling your whole familiy is going down

who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?

Thank you mommy

Kids can’t even read.

Back to School, Back to School

If watching goes get sucked off is cool Consider Joe Miles Davis

Thank you very much, miss libby!

I’m never coming back to the office, never!

If getting CoViD is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

We don't want to annoy anyone else Pixie We want to annoy you.

In June 1983 he sat on some guy's head and killed him.

Drew is back to being a BA

Me: When rocket league pisses me off

I know how yous kids like 'em crusty

We have block chain in use No you don't

People to stop sending funnies to

GEEZ, A SIMPLE "OK" WOULD HAVE DONE JUST FINE, BUT...

Ttt today junior Ttt today junior

are they gonna have a stupid party every time one of these stupid kids starts a new grade

No they didn’t.

now unvanquish mrs.smith! fjrfy ei rkr otgh opt ptf rofpgorf

That was the grossest thing i've ever seen in my life! Let's go!

Snack pack! They’re the coolest

Almost everytime I see him

Glenville passed the 3rd grade Oh what a glorious day

That's Assault Brotha

I'll give you this banana for McCaffrey

Wanna trade me your snack pack for the rest of this banana?

Jasper passed kindergarten. Oh what a glorious dayyy

Cannon & Brown.... I GOT A FEELING YOU’RE BOTH GOIN’ DOWN

I hate chips and dip and i hate all of you!

Protect your CAC For Safety Sake.

Thank you, Juanita.

Is she gonna have a stupid party every time she spend a year in New York?

Speckles: The Tarbosaurus Happy Feet Bee Movie Another Egg and Chicken Movie Raya and the Last Dragon

- Billy, what has happened to you? - We're gonna go on a date.

I choose business inventories

Opening to The Fox and the Hound 2006 DVD

how 'bout you sideburns? You want some of these ethics?

How was it? Yea, how was it?

oh my god that is funny!

opening to finding nemo 2003 dvd

Happy Birthday, David! Hope you get as much joy as Billy does getting snack packs!

I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul

Gee I can’t wait until I get to be in the RV biznees

That Cole Hellman is one fine piece of ace

george maybe we'll move the rook! maybe we will faye! rook to J5!

..were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

Taking jabs at Checks rich girlfriend. Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?

Would you like to try writing some words in cursive on the blackboard today?

They look like Rs to me.

Pff, racist can’t even read

T....t.....t... Today Junior!!!

You know, yeah. Pick it up and gimme...

You get your ass out there and you find that ball!

I don't understand it.

(Adam Sandler noises)

Bucks are heeere

Please no gibberish today gab

~ My boots tied tight

Why don’t you just give Justin the trophy

I’ll give you a bowl cut

..these gentlemen will miss their flights.

all right, Lowe’s it is!

Sorry doesn’t put the Ho-hos back in my stomach. Now does it?

Big Boy don't gots to know about it

...or something like that

I think Crazy Necci is Right

A-r-t-e! The E Is silent!

Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade?

Dom! He’s lying!

Hey Carl, what's up? Nothing much, Ryan.

Oh I can And I will

That's Assault, brotha

you get your ass out of bed and you get to work on time

No, they won’t.

You’re so smart

I’ll give you a shrine!

(whispers ) No.

It's soup again!

You keep me giving me those odds son, cos I'm gonna hit it every time.

"Blank Check (1994) Blank Check (1994)

As of this moment, Mr Madison is ahead by one point.

OK BUT FOR NOW I HAVE TO STUDY

Why’s everybody so glum?

I got a feeling your whole teams going down

I'll tell you who it was, It was that Damn George Soros!

Let me ask you something, Carl. You started here, what, 25 years ago?

Scott to Client Sales

Hey, LEE! Good to see you!!

And all the kids are treating me very nice. It's great.

Hey. Look at all this milk.

You know I like AK-74's Why can't you give me a AK-74

If josh betts makes It on council lol

I know it was you.

you get out there and you find that upgrade #Goldenticket

that shannon elizabeth...is one piece of ass

Please god tell me what we are having for dinner!

Quigley Down Under. Let me check the Quigley's Village! Only VHS!

Jeff petry now, or 1974?

She called the stoop a porch

Damn sasquatch It's that damn sasquatch

You know somethin'? You suck!

Antonio Brown is as good as mine!

Perfect cursive. Any other brain busters

Who's lane kiffin? He coaches in the SEC too

That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life!

Shh. Here he comes!

That Isla Dawn Is one piece of ass

Are you in loser denial or something?

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

That's not fair! Harry is not a word. He's a Quidditch player. You're cheating!

I drew the dog blue because I’ve never seen a blue dog before

MORE CUM MORE CUM MORE CUM

Call the fire department. This one's outta control(!)

oh, back to shift...

Man, I'm glad I played 2k with that guy.

Hey, Billy, who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?

Hey, look, everybody! Baker shit his pants!

Get off your ass and go find that fucking truck

No… no I dont

You get your ass out there and you close that bundle!

THE KITTY T SHIRT IS AS GOOD AS MINE!

Things were going along great until this wrestling freak messed things up.

I can't believe this is happening right now.

I NEED TO CALL THE CDA! LOUISE’S EYES ARE SHAPED LIKE POOP!

Billy? Eat your soup.

Bob and Methods emails.

Soooo sorry to interrupt

Slow down Alex!

Are you in loser denial or something?

~ I bet you thought that I was dead

Kid can’t even read

Yahoo, Bobcats! Bobcats number one! Yahoo!

What in tarnation? What in Sam Hill does that mean? You better explain yourself lickety split, bucko!

The Knicks suck.

Want me to take my shirt off for you?

~ That you'll be shootin' for

Pre-flighters 42

OH WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY!!

(whispers ) Ask her if she has a boyfriend.

This African Safari Is as good as mine!

Ph…Ph…Ph…Phenomenal Junior

Man. I'm glad we didn't draft that guy.

..you weren't as nice to the kids that you thought were losers.

Move it or lose it.... Get on the bus!!!

Now, now. Maybe it's somebody else.

Acknowledge me! Bloodline, I got a feeling your whole family is going down

I think Billy and his girlfriend are playin' water polo or somethin'.

No, no, no, he didnt…

- You're joking, right? - Let's take it a little easy here, Billy.

I dare you to touch her boobs.

Gee I can’t wait till I got to Amalfi…

Buy… Lionsgate…

Tim BoYLE RULES

Hey, I'm tryin' to score points with the teacher today. Don't screw it up!

That’s Garza, I heard he’s retarded or something

- Do you know where the bathroom is? - Second door on the left.

Bobby called the fags nerds

How's highschool?