Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah. How does that laugh go again? - You know. (laughs )

Ok, a simple “happy Memorial Day” would have done just fine…

That Grace Hayden Is one piece of Ace

A simple “9” woulda done just fine but…

who's filling in for robyn greeley? lunchmoney lewis.

Thank you, Uncle Mikey

If murder is cool, consider me Rochester, New Yorl

I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car. You should've had some.

Suck it up. Eight more weeks and you're all set.

its cool to pee your pants

Hinkle’s money is as good as mine!

What's up her butt That's what I said

Hey why is everybody so glum?

YOU KNOW I LIKE SNACK PACKS. WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME A SNACK PACK?!

He’s gonna shit When he realizes it’s AIDS

I dare you to touch her boobs. Touch her boobs? That's assault, brotha.

My Sister, Fanny

~ Hey, what countryfolk we be

Billy, you're losing your mind.

Trump, I have a feeling your whole family is going down

NOW, NOW. MAYBE IT'S ANOTHER BRANDON MILLER ON THE BAMA BASKETBALL TEAM.

That Hayley art well is

See those kicks hes gunna be a crowd killer Yes he is

This programme to make sure they turn the wheels right...

ARE YOU IN SLAUGHTER DENIAL OR SOMETHING?

If it weren't for you, J... I'd walk my fat-ass right into oncoming traffic

Well, it’s an excellent Ruddy Duck.

That's Karen She's retarded or something.

That's Tony I heard he's retarded or something

NOT JUST FOR YOU BOYS AND GIRLS, BUT FOR THE ART TEACHERS TOO.... SO STAY OUTSIDE

It’s those damn valence electrons!

You ain’t cool unless you make 2 finals appearances

Engagement…Subs…

Where is Corey?!

Ya double-dare me?

But you could imagine what it’d be like if he did, right?

If there's any attempt at cheating, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty tramp....

Big Mike Rules!

You aint cool unless you use transitions

Man, I’m glad I Picked up that guy.

You know I wanna turn this time into gym time, why won’t you just give me my gym time!

Every FOMG Turn Day

NO RAIN WILL EVER BE WICHITA’S RAIN

Have five margaritas?

McAFEE RULES McAFEE RULES

SPF I've got a feeling your whole protocol is going down

..that was a revolution.

Anyways, I am sorry about what happened back there,...

Term 1 lets go!

Here's a nice piece of shit

Aaron's feet passed the third grade Oh what a glorious day!

It's just too damn hot for a virus to be walking around here

This does not make the ribosomes happy.

"Man, I'm glad I called that guy." - Joe Maddon about Zobrist

If $9,000 bitcoin is cool, consider me miles davis!

You want some of this milk?

Here is a nice piece of shit.

You know I like Snack Pack. Why can't you give me a Snack Pack?!

Is she gonna have a stupid party every time she spends a year in New York?

I knew you had it in ya!

Oh, he can…And he will

Whoa whoa whoa whoa Miss Lippy

- Peace! I'm outta here! - (cheering )

It's a shitpost again!

Come on, honey.

Jacob passed the fourth grade Oh what a glorious day

I do not want to annoy I want to annou

I'm Sorry. I can't hear you. I have physically abused in the ear.

Feel those kicks! He's gonna be a soccer player. He is.

Number 2, Number 2

Oh, gross! Did you see that guy's balls?

NIL i thank you for beating the shit out of me

Oh, they don’t got to know about it!!

(reporter ) That was Principal Anderson of Polly Fector Elementary School.

Good seeing you, sir.

Sorry about that, damn guy drives like animal

You're humiliating yourself! Get up!

Rolex! Thanks for the watch, Billy. You're welcome, buddy.

That’s assault, mare.

Rrr... you going to the mall later?

He used a pole To make the pull

..but switch it over to a pitching wedge.

Billy? Where’s Billy?

L. Doyle Rules!

I dont have access to my Facebook, or indeed.. I think my phone was hacked.. Were you hacked? Or did you lock yourself out?

Stole this shirt from Ethan

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before...

You ain’t cool unless you pee on the floor

Thats theft brotha

yes beryl debra scrankerman? what do you want? i want to get very scranky.

Who would steal 30 bagged jerseys?

No Jokes will ever be our jokes

I award you 0.0001 points, and may god have mercy on your soul

But you can imagine what it'd be like if they did, right? Huh?

Well, based on my feed

ROCK ON, YES!! 311

HOHO, I got a feeling your whole family is goin’ down

I’ll show you nipples

Oh hey. Brian! Good to see you!

Orchard High football rules!

'Penalty' that's a little easy Why dont you just give em the game

You, me, Jack and Frank... are gonna go around puttin' couches on people's lawns

Don’t you say that, don’t you ever say that.

He’s a douchebag

All the people at the zoo are very nice, penguin.

- How many people work for Madison? - 61,000 and change.

Hey, Jena, so good to see you

''..p... p... p... p...''

And it uses its own pigment molecule, chlorophyll, to carry out the action.

How 'Bout You, Sideburns? You Want Some Of This Milk?

Yes…. Go Yanks.

I don't wanna sound like a weirdo, but I kinda missed Miss Vaughn today.

Man, I'm Glad we Signed That Guy!

Ohh bobcat! I knew you had it in ya!

Stay at spring.

All she's talking about is makin' out with me. I'm here to learn, not to make out.

Stop short? That’s assault, brotha

During that time, Mr. Heyward was disruptive.

Sachs I got a feeling Your whole team is going down

Touch her boobs? That's assault, brother.

What can I say… We saved the day I guess

WE’RE GOING TO BUDS!!!

Alright buddy...

OH SHUT UP, MARTIÑ. I'VE HAD TO LISTEN TO YOUR JAWING FOR TOO LONG.

You double dare me??

Oh my god I am the winner

I know from experience, dude

...called the Puppy who GTF away from Joe as fast as possible

The Industrial Revolution is like a movie I know Called minions: rise of gru

This does not make the ribosomes happy.

It was tough for me, so back off!

You ain’t cool… Unless you have a dad bod

You know I like Charlie mac’s. Why can’t you just give me some Charlie mac’s?!

If wearing Fanny packs is cool Consider me miles davis

You can imagine what it would be like If I did

Rather have a beer.

HE’S THE REASON THE COMPANY IS SO SCREWED UP, HE’S A DOUCHEBAG.

but fleet my friends

It’s those damn valence electrons!

Whiskey is better. It gets you drunk quicker

Thank you very much Ms Libby!

yes beryl butherette? what do you want? i want to do some managing in malaga.

Man, I’m glad I started that guy.

That Alexis Bradley is One Piece of Ass

Dead Reckoning Sucks

Oh. They don't gots to know about it.

Me: When i finally beat that hard game

Good. Great. Grand! WONDERFUL!

That Ms. Appleby is one piece of ass.

Start the 1st round backyard league?

Kelly Madison (1995)

OMG I’ll marinade the chicken!

In perfect cursive. Any more bone-busters?

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

I believe you, Billy. And I believe in you.

That Molly McGrath is one piece of ass.

I don't want to look elsewhere for boobs, Miss Alyssa. I want to see yours.

me reacting to a rocket exploding

Where’s Mih Mih?

Talky talky talky No more talky

Po Po Po Po Power with Adam Sandler!

I know. It's just that classes are so hard, and all the kids treat me like I'm a goof.

I’ll be going to learn

I'm so depressed.

- Sure, I'd like that. - OK. Well, I'll see you around.

Where’s Jonny?

I knew it was you!

Me: When rocket league pisses me off

Back to school, back to school ...

Chops, I got a feeling Your whole teams goin’ down

Tell him I’m out to lunch!

How's Apex, Daddy?

grand, great banana. trick of the day

- Couch. - Couch.

I’d rather have a line.

No, you didn’t.

- There no penguin! - (squawks )

I'll GET YOU DAMN KIDS FOR THIS!!! You're All Gonna Die!!!!

Close Pend Gap Analysis In perfect cursive, got any more brain busters?

I disagree. He's a very good Earthbender, but I think Toph Beifong is the best Earthbender ever.

opening to the incredibles 2005 dvd

I hate Twitter and I hate all of you

(Billy laughs )

No, no you didnt

- ..I could've enjoyed them with you. - I'm sorry.

No, you didn’t.

Oh my god I am the winner!

..can be summarised in...

Me vs All the lines still stuck in my head 20+ years later

Go on with the chlorophyll

~ Oh, passin' third grade

Daddy's in prison, and he won't be home for a long time.

(woman ) What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do?

Those are Z’s

It takes more than two to tango Or something like that

Lilly passed the first grade. Ooooh what a glorious day

Oh, Hanna Battah. So hot.

Sooooo close Want to touch the Friday

You’ve got a punishment, you’ve got a responsibility.

Biden, I got a feeling your whole family’s going down

Daryl You’re scaring us

You get your ass out there and you close that bundle!

Back to school, back to school ...

Old parents rule!

Using wow group finder..

Or Motts new fireman friends to deny a friends day.... I am just going to snap

No, You Didn't.

You're gonna give Gilead to Eric?

Uh,Nina, do you like anybody from work more than a friend?

I heard she's retarded or something.

In perfect cursive.

You know, the…the thing..about data centers

R …. You going to SaaStr?

Brian, I got some interim forecasts for you to...

Arctic storm Is in big, big trouble

- Hi. How you doin'? - Fine.

Well, my gp says... Shut up! Just shut up!

You're still scripting. Say "He said "Poop".".

(~ 'I'll Tumble 4 Ya' by Culture Club )

My Portfolio Is green

- Uh, yeah. Who's this? - This is Billy Madison.

- Donkey Kong sucks. - You know somethin'? You suck.

One would involve some ice cubes and a nine-iron

Why don’t we just give Wils the trophy?!

I bet that Snack Pack's pretty good.

This is great. When I turned 9 all my father did was tell me to get a job.

Don't be. You say you're not a loser, Billy Madison. So win.

More like BORE-igami!!

Oh, really, fool? Really!

That'll end your precious little fire works pretty darn quick, huh?

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Mark Schlereth

Go on with the chlorophyll.

Have a quacktastic birthday!

Proceed with the Balloon

Let’s go to sleep.

The AFC North… Is as good as mine!

No, you didn't.

Now you're all in Big big trouble!!

Dak is not sleeping in my room, I’ll tell you that much!

Ricky is pregnant Congratulations, Dippy!

Knibb High Football Rules

I am the smartest man alive!!!

I think I was hacked. Were you hacked? Or did you forget your passcode?

Oh, my God! Old man Clemens hates shit!

In perfect cursive. Anymore brain busters?

Spoilt snot. Get outta here.

You know something you suck!

~ I knew you would go back

Charlie passed the third grade Oh what a glorious day